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Can you believe that it’s already December? This year has flown by in the blink of an eye and we’re on the verge of yet another year — a year full of possibility. What you will accomplish next year greatly depends on the people you surround yourself with. Or, in other words, it greatly depends on which people you decide not to surround yourself with. When bringing in the new year, be sure not to bring all your garbage with you. Leave these toxic individuals in 2014; you’ll feel much lighter, allowing you to get a great running start on the year to come.

The PRO of kano state medical association Ismaila Garba Gwammaja has announced the arrest of a fake Medical Doctor in Kano. According to him the fake doctor runs a private hospital known as Ideal Hospital. Who also uses the name of one Ibrahim Muhammad instead of Adamu Aliyu. Special assistant to the state goverment on private hospitals Dr. Salisu Ahmad said the fake doctor has been under a careful watch for some period of time.

The Vice Presidential candidate of the opposition All Progressives Congress (APC) in the 2015 presidential elections, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, has promised that General Muhammadu Buhari will oversee the defeat of Boko Haram, should he win next year’s election. Osibajo stated this while answering questions on Twitter during a specially-arranged question-and-answer session on Monday.

General Overseer of the Latter Rain Assembly and former Vice Presidential candidate under the Congress for Progressive Change, Pastor Tunde Bakare has likened the leading opposition party, All Progressives Congress to the Church of Satan in a parable.

January 3rd: Christmas/New year break ends January 5th: All fresh and old students resume lectures January 13th - January 14: 2014 A&P (Academic) Appraisal Meeting January 15th - January 16th : 2014 A&P (SATS) Appraisal Meeting January 19th: 2014 A&P (Juniour Staff) Appraisal Meeting. January 28th: 87th Meeting of Senate. January 29th- 30th: Orientation of new students at Igbariam and Uli campus. February 11th: University congregation, Igbariam campus. February 14th: Presidential/National assembly election. February 18th: Committee of Deans Meeting. February 21st: State Election February 26th: 6th convocation lecture Source: Dr. Ray via Facebook

S3x can be intimate, but more often than not it isn’t. Intimacy is closeness, and although we certainly get physically close during s3x, mentally we can be miles apart. True intimacy relies on knowledge — on knowing people just as well, if not better, than they know themselves. It’s not difficult for men to become more intimate with their women. Not as difficult as one might think… but you are going to have to make the effort. Here are a few things you’ll want to try:

Finally, the long awaited 3rd batch admission list is out. Feel free to glance at the list which I categorized into three phases. Should in case you are finding it difficult to find your name, you may need to click HERE. 3rd Batch Admission List Pre-degree Supplementary Admission List Direct Entry Admission List For HELP or More Info. Text or Call 08037214678 BBM: 26AF5C28

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Frank foundation is owned by a brain whose 2nd name is Servant but formally Frank Okechi. He is a 300 level Computer science student in Anambra State University. He is a genius. The 1st student to summarize the campus in a simplified map with an intent to aid new students know the school better.  Below is the campus map...

A  couple based in Texas, USA, Mr and Mrs Don and Nkem Okoro who were in Nigeria for vacation and to attend a burial of a relation, have been killed by unknown armed robbers who tried to rob them along Benin-Onitsha high way on their way to the village to attend a burial. Their two-year old niece was also in the car with them, and sadly, they were all killed. Another report also says, they were trying to run from the robbery attack which made them have a ghastly accident in which they all died. The Nigerian community in Houston who are grieving however says their death was regrettable and it was something that could have been preventable if only the country was security conscious. They are survived by five children. 

Last week, a Vanguard columnist wrote on his page about how Omotola said she sometimes gets tempted to cheat on her husband, a story she later denied on twitter, saying she never granted Vanguard the interview. The same reporter who made published the story last week, now has a new angle to it, insisting Omotola granted the interview and there was indeed no need for denial. Continue below... Let me start first by saying that I am humbled by the popularity of this column, only six weeks after it made its debut. I am told, and this has been verified by random Google search, that this column has been culled and appropriated by practically every social media platform including leading bloggers all over the world.

Hahaha please don’t bring this to this part of the world, this is not the US, LOL. So a girl wrote BN and claimed she has been sleeping with Wizkid right under Tania Omotayo’s nose, his girlfriend. She says they  engage  in a lot of things she does not want to think about, and if they do all of that in Lagos where she lives, then she can only imagine what they do when he comes to her city! Tor, it’s a Sunday afternoon and we just returned from church and never in our dreams would we have thoought we would have found ourselves reporting this so soon. Lollllllllllll. Enjoy!

Elnathan John has defended the Senior Special Assistant on Public Affairs to President Goodluck Jonathan, Doyin Okupe on the statement he made on national tv few days ago, saying the president is just like Jesus Christ. Elnathan says though some of the people he knows think otherwise, he totally agrees with Doyin Okupe and here’s why. What he wrote on his  blog  after the cut.

A 15-year-old schoolboy who was stabbed dead in the UK, has been identified as Joel Adesina. Joel, who is also a footballer, was ambushed while taking a walk. He and his friends were chased into a housing estate in Bethnal Green, East London. The assailants caught up with them and stabbed him in the stomach last Friday. He dies three hours after he was rushed to the hospital and an 18-year-old suspect was arrested and later released, with no further action expected to be taken.

A baby girl has been born in the West Bank after her father’s sperm was smuggled out of an Israeli prison. Baby Yasmeen was conceived through artificial insemination and born on Wednesday at a hospital in the West Bank City of Nablus.

I came across this wonderful piece written by Macellipan. It is complaint to the Vice Chancellor. Macellipan is afraid that if care is not taken, the whole boys in the school hostel will turn homosexuals, while the girls will start falling sexually in love with themselves. The write up is funny but garnished with the truth. Continue to READ...

Our own D1 just got a nomination in the ongoing Anambra Exclusive Youth Choice Award as the Most Skillful Rap Act of the Year. For him to win, we must have to vote him. To vote our own D1, please click HERE

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Here comes of the most anticipated song in 2014! I rep Igbacampus. C'B sparks has narrated it all. Click here to download: http://bit.ly/1tvL2gt Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

In the early hours of today, at around 5:30am, the Director (D1) of the Anti-cult squad Igbariam campus was shot by three unkown gun men. The attack took place in front of the New Site school gate. According to the GMA staff Jennifer who accompanied the S.U.G gubernatorial candidate (Azuka Obiora A.K.A Oba ANSU) to the hospital, D1 is fast recovering. See more photos after the cut...

Lolz, today I met somebody oooooo. His name is Frank. He is the Cos. Rep for Computer Science 300level in Uli campus . I literally fell inlove with this guy due to his playful nature. He introduced me a height game; I have never heard of such before. It was simply awesome. And guess what??? I won! Thank you Frank for giving me more reasons to love my God-given height!!! #TeamShort *ROTFL*

The NANS chairman Anambra State is currently in Abuja for the Call to Bar ceremony! On the picture with him is Anichie Martins, an Ex student of Ansu Igbariam campus faculty of law. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

These days big bro Alvan Obiakor is seen around Gen. Buhari. Or, is that not Alvan a.k.a Alan on that pic? Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

On the 29th of November, 2014 which is the 333rd day in the Gregorian calender, Stormz four(4) tracked promo ALBUM will hit the streets of Nigeria, thereby causing a shake in the music industry! I can't wait. - Mr. Best #Anticipate Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

"This is why you need to think" is a freestyle speech by Mr. Best on job creation. Best is of the opinion that Entrepreneurship is the only solution to unemployment in the world but he was specific about Nigeria. Download and listen. DOWNLOAD 

Unlike many other politicians who called God, Barr. Ofumelu was called by God himself to take Oyi/Ayamelum Federal Constituency to the paradise of their dreams and expectations. The people of Oyi/Ayamelum Federal Constituency where he hails from, has enlarged the portrait of him and hung it somewhere in their hearts. Barr. Ofumelu V.E Ofumelu is that change we seek. A vote for him will turn thing around. You may also like : What NZE SAM S.U.G governor said on Xavi's death Eye witness account of Xavi's death What caused Xavi's death How another ANSU student was nearly shot dead by the police Add GistMeANSU on BBM:  26AF5C28

Jolly Master and Pastor Potipher said I should ask you guys any question of my choice. Whoever explains this better gets #20,000 cash for Christmas. So because I preach 'entrepreneurship' as a solution to lack of employment in Nigeria. I have brought a related topic of my choice too. Questions are : 1. In 2011, Mitt Romney released his 2010 Tax returns, and estimates for his 2011. It was estimated he earned $21million but paid $3.2million in Federal taxes which translates to 15.3% tax rate. While Obama paid a tax of $162,074 from his salary of $789,674. Which translates to a tax rate of approximately 20.5%. Take note: *Most tax payers pay around 35% tax rate. Then America literally broke into pieces!!! Saying Romney earns more but pays lesser tax. Why does Mitt Romney pay lesser tax? (Be detailed) 2. Do you know that most rich men in the world earn just $1 (One dollar) as a salary? :) People like Mark Zukerberg (Facebook) Meg Whiteman (HP) Jerry Yang (Yah

Mikado is a 300 Level Public Administration student of Anambra State University. His definition of 'Packaging' and 'Fake-life' garnered (212) the highest number of LIKES on facebook. While the 1st runner up, Favor This simply means that it was accepted by the general public.  See the link HERE Mikado was awarded recharge cards by by our sponsors who I will quote bellow. Nze Sam (S.U.G Governor) : N750 Baby Blinks : N400 K-Plus : N750 Denze : N400 Comrade Dubem: N750 GistMeANSU: N2,000 Atiku2: N750 (NAPS ANSU Presidential Aspirant) Uzoetue Daniel Zenith (S.U.G Uli Governorship Aspirant)

Finally, friends and readers who also attended the burial has done me good by sending me photo shots. I'm super grateful to Hyman, Dsan , BabyWhite and other anonymous for sending me these pictures. I feel loved already. And to all of you my readers, do me a favor of being my spy. *winks Send me News worthy information anytime, any day and I promise to acknowledge source. These details of mine may be useful: gistmeansu@gmail.com or Add me up on BBM:  26AF5C28  or you can also tweet at me @gistmeansu (I promise to follow back)

A picture of Jolly when shot last year by the police A TRIBUTE By Jolly Master On the 5th of June 2013 two students of our great citadel were shot by armed robbers. Then at Exactly 10:12pm, one of the victims, Tessy, a 100level Mass Communication student died after loosing so much blood as a result of the shooting. Barely 12 hours after Tessy's death, I, Jolly-Master was shot by the Police as a scapegoat to stop the students protest and I almost bled my life out until God's grace manifested.

Many,on hearing that the governor would be visiting us yesterday, bombarded my mail and BBM with questions like; "What is he coming to do? Announce school fees reduction?". Well, Sir Willie has come and gone. I'm am sorry to say, he mentioned nothing about school fees nor the electricity problem. He came to commission a water project in the New Site of the university. That was so kind of our amiable governor. He has commissioned a water project, so in no distant time, we will have just enough water to drink away our sorrows. And then we may not need to use the ones provided by our landlords in our various lodges. Thank you sir. Well, school resumption is still on Monday 17 November. And our fees have not changed.

"Dear Xavi, I wasn't close to you personally but I remember how each time you saw me at shows how you would scream its 'Eblazeoo' and how I took noticed of you and always wanted to see you at any show I was scheduled to perform. People like you gave me the motivation to know fans loved my music. The other day I heard what happened to you and to be sincere at first when the news was broke to me by my friend my Mr. Flexy I didn't really know it was you but when the picture of you came through tears filled my eyes even though I rarely cry. But believe me brother, ANSU students came out and fought for you. Remember how we did same for Tessy; yeah guess you remember we are trying our best to immortalise yours and if u see Tessy, tell her I am trying my best to immortalise her name through a project called St. Tessy Clothing and Foundation because the young don't deserve to die but we accept GOD's verdict. Farewell a loyal motivator and to all my fans; n

Define it contest is over! We have shortlisted 18 names. Out of these 18 people, just one person will be the winner of this competition. In voting please don't be bias. Every of the names is linked to a facebook picture which has the names and DEFINITIONS of the contestants. You are just required to like the picture which has the name of who you feel his/her definition is best. For example to like Ifeoma Anene, simply click on the name and it will refer you to a facebook picture bearing her name. Good luck and wise voting. Voting ends 12;am on Thursday night. Add GistMeANSU on BBM: 26AF5C28

From the office of the Special Assistant to the S.U.G Governor on Media. Cool headed students are to welcome the Executive governor of Anambra State tomorrow being 12th of November. So if you are cool headed, then you are invited. Venue: New Site (Where there is an over-head tank) Time: 9 am Signed: Comrade Okereke Best Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

'Define it' , is an online definition competition allows people to define a subject using their own terms. Question: What is the difference between 'Packaging' and 'Fake life'? How to Enter - Through the comment section simply define the subject given. - Along side your definition add your name and contact phone number. Top 10 Best Comments will qualify for the online voting via facebook. After which the winner will be given gifts donated by our sponsors. Good Luck. We need you to convince us that your answer is the most correct. *Note: Please make your definition as concise as possible.

Grace Marcel has made it to the Cover page of The Ice Magazine a product of Maybond Entertainment aimed at portraying the beauty of the African people and their culture. 'The Ice magazine' will be officially launched by December this year. The Back Cover will be unveiled soon. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

The Campus President, Comrade Nze Samuel and his entourage paid a visit to the commissioner of Police Anambra State to discuss the security of students in general. In the meeting, Comrade Nze Sam detailed the commissioner on the security lapses in the campus and equally suggested measures to cub future occurrences.

Controversial Kenyan Pastor Victor Kanyari Mwangi while evangelizing in his church, Salvation Healing Ministries recently called up a sick woman from the congregation and proceeded to have his helps undress her top and parade her in front of the audience in a bid to make spiritual healing statement.

Sometime ago, a classmate of mine in high school staged a few *corrupt members of the class telling us how a boy's penis got stuck in a girl. He summarized it to be talisman (charm) put inplace by the actual boyfriend of the girl. The whole story sounded like fiction. Well, last week an Italian couple needed medical attention after they became physically stuck together while having sex in the Mediterranean Sea. Literally, their genitals were inseparable. Although this may sound like a far-fetched tale, doctors have

"The news on the cold murder of Valentine ThankGod Okafor (Xavi) left goose pimples on my body. Just thinking of the circumstances surrounding his demise is enough to drive one crazy or maybe squeeze life out of the said security agent. But we will not do that ourselves. We will let the law take it's course. Here at the S.U.G Secretariat, we beseech you to keep calm as we promise to ensure that justice prevail.

Finally one of his friends has written a story of what transpired between Xavi and the vigilante man who he identified as 'Carry Go'. I will simply copy and paste his report here for your readership.

We had shut this blog down for weeks now as we try to resolve some technical issues we have been experiencing. But due to the amazing traffic the blog has recently garnered following the tragedy that befell ANSU yesterday, we had no option than to report the incident to our enviable readers. Xavi and friends were reportedly having fun at 'Kpomachi' Awkuzu just as the clock read a few minutes past nine in the evening of 31st October. Unfortunately, Xavi reportedly had a heated argument with a guy which turned violent.

Below is the Regular Students fees regime of the University for 2013/2014 Academic Session as approved for implementation by Management SUMMARY OF FEES PAYABLE EN-BLOC (No part payment)

 On 15th October, Akubueze Chukwuebuka wrote his final paper in the department of Engineering. His friends and family out of joy gave him a paint bath. Pictures of him could be found after the cut.   " Finally I'm a graduate, forever grateful to the almighty Architect of the Universe. To all my Lodge mates who nearly killed me yesterday, I appreciate. I pray that the Almighty God who led me throughout my stay in Ansu will lead me successfully to the Labour Market in Jesus Name. ....... " - Akubueze via FACEBOOK

Jayana's new release Domitila is capable awakening the cripple to a dance. It has this rare flavor that only a few big names in the industry possess. I have played it over a hundred times today and I have not stopped. You may want to confirm it by downloading it HERE . You could also download Big Dreams HERE but make sure you get your self Domitila first. *winks 

Catholic bishops are showing unprecedented openness to accepting the real lives of many Catholics today, saying gays have gifts to offer the church and should be accepted and that there are "positive" aspects to a couple living together without being married. A two-week meeting of bishops on family issues arrived at its halfway point Monday with a document summarizing the closed-door debate so far. No decisions were announced, but the tone of the preliminary document was one of almost-revolutionary acceptance, rather than condemnation, with the aim of guiding Catholics toward the ideal of a lasting marriage.