Please drop your answers! Be honest ooooo
If you have just 78 hours to live, what would you? What are the things you would like to do before you die? Bear it in mind that you have just 78 hours on EARTH.
TWC launches cloth line in honour of Tessy
The TWC head just emailed me this news this afternoon. He said the TWC shirt in honour of Tessy is out for sale, for those whom would like to attend the burial this is for you. Call> 08134950625. Booking ends on Wednesday.
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Is dia no gist 4 2day am gettn bored.
WIFE: At home love.
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.
It was rainin day b4 yesterday am I ran 2 my guy lodge 2 hide bt I dnt even knw dat I made d worst mistake when I reach my guy lodge(lodge name withheld) d rain was 2much bt. B4 I noticed wat was goin my guy rum was lyk oyi river bt when I came of d rum 2 give me guy chance 2 tidy d water finish I saw 1 gal rum way be lyk river niger .....dis rain don spoil sm pples book
Bobby Ezubelu pol sci updat
Due to complications during the delivery, his wife was dying. She said to him "Honey, before I die there is something you need to know , I betrayed you..."
The man answered gently "Yea, I know, the last one."
She replied "No honey, the first 9."
The first said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just call his wife to ask."
The second laughed and said "my boss is even more foolish. He gave me $10 and asked me to go and buy him a car. As if he doesnt know that the car shop doesn't open on sundays."
Who is the foolish one?
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Gudnite guys see u guys 2moro