Mr Best Blog

Nowadays my policy is No uploading of wack songs no matter the pay and I still maintain it. Here is a club banger from Christle. See for yourself.. DOWNLOAD

Sommy Creations is a makeup artistry company, committed to giving makeup services on location and at affordable rates…… We draw our inspiration from the fact that “Every woman is beautifully created by God” we appreciate this beauty by helping preserve and enhance it to its full potential…… Using quality products suited for all skin types, we create looks for women from all works of life,,,,,,, from the beautiful woman walking down the aisle, to the girl on the runway and the lady getting ready for her happy hour! For a touch of class, call Sommy Creations for your; Bridal makeup, Event makeover, Gele tying, Eyebrow grooming, Photo shoots, Music videos, Runway shows, Beauty/ glamour makeup, Training and Editorials…………….    To the beauty you deserve…………… Wensite: www.sommycreations.com

Behold the most free and fair election in ANSU!!! Thanks to the ISEC chairman who made it possible. Below are the winners of the key posts in ANSU Igbariam campus. SUG Governor : Nze Sam  (Won with 539 votes, while Hon. Mozie had 445 votes & Melody Kathy had 373votes)  Director of Socials : Ekweozor Chukwuemeka aka Biggy Deputy Governor : Miss Afoma (Pol Sci 200L) Financial Sec : Nwodo Martins Secretary General:  Amara (Ammy Best) Asst Sec Gen : Vivian Nnana Treaurer: Anthony:  Chibuike (Chibyk) PRO:  Quincy Bruno Director of Transport:  Willie Okeke

I wish to congratulate you on winning the elections. This victory surely calls for a great celebration. Heartiest congratulation, keep up the spirits high and work with utmost motivation. - Denze Frank Obi On behalf of Mr. Best and the entire staff of G.M.A, we would like to congratulate you on the impressive victory in the 2014 S.U.G election. You have successfully earned the post of the campus governor. With the support of all, we are sure that you are going to exercise your duties. Congratulations on winning the elections and all the best for your new responsibilities. - Obichukwu Jennifer 

Wow! Did I hear right? Disqualifications? Yes! GMA CREW wishes to inform the general public and the ANSU Igbariam students on the latest developments regarding the forthcoming S.U.G election. As at 2 P.M today, the news reaching our office relays that four (4) candidates for the S.U.G governorship post have been disqualified!!! Too bad...

Name: Ezeike Lorreata  Department: Mass Communication Contact- Instagram :  @lorreata Loves Computer games but hate pretense 

More revelations have emerged over the recent failing health of the General superintendent of Deeper Life Bible Church, Pastor William Folorunsho Kumuyi during the just concluded national Easter Retreat of the church. It was reported on Sunday that the former university don broke down during the retreat and was forced to rest on Saturday after losing his voice the previous day.

11years old rapper, B-Shine is sure the youngest Nigerian rapper! He is not just young; he is promising...I will not talk too much. Just download his latest hit featuring Waga G. If you fail to comment on this song then you don't like good thing. DOWNLOAD

Firstly, I must start by apologizing for my absence all these while. It was really unavoidable. Here is a mail from a reader...I hope we proffer solutions to her problems by advising her. Unedited Mail:  Dear Blinks, I need your help and please dont blame me because I really love this guy that was why we took the nude pictures while he was making love to me in his place and so I did't think anything is bad about it. He has been taking care of me in every way for the past two years and each time he tries to take my pic when am not putting on clothes I don't allow it until last month when I spend weekend in his place.

People in the Philippines re-enacted the death of Jesus Christ with real-life crucifixions[AP] These shocking photos show how a crowd of people were nailed to crosses in real-life crucifixions on Good Friday [Apr. 18] to re-enact the death of Jesus Christ.

 Armed robbers in the early hours of Friday [Apr. 18] unleashed terror on the students of the Osun State University, Osogbo at their different private hostels located close to the campus of the university. According to Vanguard, the robbers armed with dangerous weapons stormed the private hostels one after the other and dispossessed the students of their belongings including laptops, mobile phones, money, beverages, wrist watches among other things.

 This has to be one of the weirdest festivals ever! During spring in Japan, every year, people flock to Kawasaki to celebrate Kanamara Matsuri aka the "Festival of the Steel Phallus." Held this year on April 6, the festival is a celebration of the penis and fertility in a no-holds-barred kind of way. And it is carried out in a carnivalesque, friendly atmosphere that puts a smile on the face of every visitor.

My dearest Atiku, You still address yourself as His Excellency, which is palpably laughable. I will keep that aside and focus on what I’ve been meaning to tell you for a while. I don’t know you personally, so I don’t hate you. I remember you were Vice President when I was still a child. Since then, you have tried to become President. Yours dreams haven’t come true and I am very, very certain they will never come true. If you become President, I will go into exile; I will travel far away to Panama and live there until you finish deceiving Nigerians.

Some men lack class! If a lady wrongs you in anyway, exposing her pictures is not in anyway the best solution. What if the person is your mother or sister? I still wonder why a lady will send her nudé photo to a guy she is not even faithful to. Now it has happened. Painful part is, the guy didn't just expose her photos online, he has been tagging her with unprintable names. Well, my duty as a blogger is to post things like this online so that those who are yet to send theirs will have a rethink.

The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) released yesterday [Apr. 17] the result of the 2014 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) conducted on Paper Pencil Test (PPT) and Dual Based Test (DBT). Of the over one million (1,015,504) candidates who registered for the exam last Saturday, only 47 scored 250 and above JAMB Registrar Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, who announced the result in Abuja, disclosed that 2, 494 results were being withheld.

 Many women and girls feel paranoid about how they smell “down there”–you are not alone! The truth is, every female has her own signature scent, and if you have a sexual partner, your partner probably doesn’t mind it a bit. At the same time, if you’re feeling a little insecure, then it won’t hurt to make sure that you’re covering all of the bases when you wash your vagina. You deserve to feel clean and confident.

Just last night the S.U.G gubernatorial aspirant Mozie Arinze was attacked by some unknown men at his residence(Lodge Name Withheld). The attack was accompanied by a threat to be dealt with if he continues the race. According to our source who described the men as thugs said they were not students of this institution and that they were well armed. Mozie in a phone conversation very early this morning told G.M.A that he is safe, healthy and hearty. He also lamented saying he is still shocked that some people are taking the forthcoming S.U.G election as a do or die affair. *N.B: Students are advised to be security conscious and never to stay out late.  

Adaeze Mbakwe 08174911749 Medicine and Surgery  To be the next face of GistMeANSU or to sponsor your GF, Pay the sum of 5,000 Naira into this Fidelity Bank account:  Ac. Name: Okereke Best  Ac. Num: 6170662975 after which you send your teller number and name with studio pictures to gistmeansu@gmail.com     FACE OF GISTMEANSU IS WEEKLY.

I would love us to vote the aspirants of our choice for the post of the Director of Socials. Simply vote by commenting the aspirants name or letter. You can as-well tell us reasons why you think your candidate is the best for the post. Voters are advised to comment with their names or nicknames. Anonymous comments are allowed too. A- BIGGY B- MR.FLEXY ADD GistMeANSU on BBM:  26AF5C28

Dear readers, I am pleased to announce to you that the election date for the Students Union Government has been fixed to the 25th April. According to reports, the sale of forms ended today while submission ends 9.A.M tomorrow morning being the 16th. Well, I would love us to vote the aspirants of our choice for the governorship position. Simply vote by commenting the aspirants name or letter. You can as-well tell us reasons why you think your candidate is the best for the post. Voters are advised to comment with their names or nicknames. Anonymous comments are allowed too. A-  NZE SAM B-  OGUEJIOFOR MELODY C-  MOZIE ARINZE D-  OKOYE KIZITO E-  IFEANYI NDULUE F-  EZENWA CHUKS ADD GistMeANSU on BBM:  26AF5C28

Lucky survivors’ of the deadly bomb  blast  that occurred yesterday in Abuja have spoken! Vanguard newspaper had this interview below with them: Survivor A: I was on the queue to enter a bus One of the victims admitted at the Wuse General Hospital who gave his name as Cosmas Ugwuanyi from Enugu State told Vanguard that he was on queue to enter the El-Rufai bus when the blast occurred. Though, Mr. Ugwuanyi’s case was not so critical, the blast affected his eardrum and he was having difficulties hearing what people were saying.    

The first case of the Ebola virus has been reported in Ghana. It is therefore safe to assume this virus is, or soon will be, in Nigeria, knowing how frequently our people travel back and forth to and from Ghana. More importantly,the strain has similarities with other viruses at it's initial stages, thus it might not be recognised early enough. It is easily spread by physical contact and eating contaminated bush meat. Major hosts are in 5 species of Bats but monkeys and apes are easily infected and killed.

The suspect reportedly admitted to the crime and disclosed his HIV status. A 70-year-old man, Thursday, allegedly raped a 13-year-old girl in Barkinladi Local Government Area of Plateau State. The Plateau State Commissioner of Police, Chris Olakpe, confirmed this on Saturday to journalists in Jos, the state capital. Mr. Olakpe said the suspect, who is HIV positive, was arrested, following a tip off by neighbours; and brought to the state headquarters of the command.

The only permanent thing in the world is change. Less than four months after its inundation, the Enugu mystery pool has dried up triggering major soil excavation by new visitors who had come for healing in the pool. The town itself which became a tourist destination a few months back, has had a fair share of the change as it has become a ghostly abandoned place. No people and vehicular movement were present; the motorcyclists have relocated to major towns while the plastic container’ sellers at the junction leading to the forest have abandoned the business. The dreaded path to the forest took 20 minutes walk to the pool with heart palpitation.

There was a fatal accident earlier today at Uli campus...It happened in at Obodo Okoli.. A jeep lost one of it's back tire making the driver lose control. The car went straight to Okada rider, hit him and tore out the bone of his skin instantly and complete 

Sports is the most active event that brings unity among the youths...It also promote individuals l talent in terms of sports... Let's ha passion for sport..let's support..(Okeke Peter O. MR CYRUS..for continuity..and promotion of sports man-ship in our great institution... Courtesy....Doha MORBIDITY goals forum ambassadors...

To be hopelessly yours: this is my fate; and more than conform myself with it, I rejoice with it! The possibility of not having you someday would frighten me... I´m feeling sad and lonely these days and I can´t help thinking of you. There´s nothing else I can when this crushing desire comes out of the blue trying to drag me towards you like a load-stone. The best way to let you know how I feel is this way. - Darlington  

Comrade Obidiebube Augustine (Obidyke) What ANSU political position is Obidyke vying for? A) S.U.G Governor/ President B) Public Relations Officer C) Treasurer  D) Director of Sports

Chidiebere a.k.a Shadow is a Law student in Anambra State University Igbariam Campus. The G.M.A team interviewed him 2days ago on how he combines his dibia profession with law studies. With several other mind blowing questions. G.M.A is currently editing the video edition of the interview and would be premiered online soonest.  Below are more pictures of Chidiebere's shrine which is located inside a thick forest somewhere in Ukwulu. The proximity from the shrine to the streets of Ukwulu is as along as Igbariam junction to school gate times two. The scary video would be out soonest...

Venue: Stock 2 Date: 11th April, 2014

Nze Sam

Sponsored by: MR. GAZA

Faculty of Social sciences have endorsed four candidates for the forthcoming S.U.G election in Anambra State University. Mr. Flexy (Director of socials), Mr. Malachy (P.R.O), Obidyke (Treasurer) and Ifeanyi Ndulue (Governor). Congratulations. G.M.A is happy for you.

G.M.A was specially invited to the just concluded Philosophy year one induction which happens to be the most organised induction for 2014. *No hyping. This jaw-breaking Induction was organised by Mr. Flexy the D.O.S and Mr. Arthur the Presido. Below are exclusive pictures...ENJOY

Students Union Government(SUG) is a body that comprising of students,not some money making place. Its deal with ideas and fight for the welfare of students. Teach students how to live in peace and harmony. What is then the state/hope of students when they can't even understand their leaders? greediness and empty promises have been the talk of day. Leaders being rigid and difficult to live with, that way failing and forgetting the oath they took, to save and protect the students unionism. Fracas has also been the talk of the day...A tussle for superiority. This drives me to these questions; Who is a student and what is the Students Union Government...? But nevertheless, join hands and fight injustice,  stay away from destructive decisions and say no to FACTION ...long live the EAGLES and FALCONS... Comr. Arthur Anekwe on behalf of Comr.Casmir Obiakor (SUG president ANSU)

Pastor Sam Adeyimi Pastor Sam Adeyemi of Daystar Christian Centre, while preaching on “Prepaper for the wedding”, on Sunday March 16th, shared his opinion about women proposing to the man and also gave insight on how they can go about it. Read Pastor Sam Adeyemi opinion after the cut.

A young female doctor in Kenya has turned her fortunes around after she became a millionaire by selling condoms. Dr. Faith Ndiwa set up La Bonte Ltd, a condom delivery company with a service titled “Dial-A-CD” , in 2013  which made the purchase of condoms less awkward for clients as they had the packages delivered to their doorsteps. Now, just a year later, the company boasts of 15 staff, a large number of clients and an amazing financial turnover. No Matter How stupid an Idea is, it can launch you to the next level. Just pursue relentlessly and with God being by tour side, that breakthrough will come. COMING SOONEST: GistMeANSU List of ANSU's Top (Student) Entrepreneurs