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This will make you cry!!! R.I.P Xavi

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New Song: I rep Igbacampus - CB sparks

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Here comes of the most anticipated song in 2014! I rep Igbacampus. C'B sparks has narrated it all. Click here to download: http://bit.ly/1tvL2gt Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

Photo: Anti-cult head (D1) shot by unknown gunmen today. (Read Gist)

In the early hours of today, at around 5:30am, the Director (D1) of the Anti-cult squad Igbariam campus was shot by three unkown gun men. The attack took place in front of the New Site school gate. According to the GMA staff Jennifer who accompanied the S.U.G gubernatorial candidate (Azuka Obiora A.K.A Oba ANSU) to the hospital, D1 is fast recovering. See more photos after the cut...

Frank and Me Playing Height Game!!!! Hahahaha

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Lolz, today I met somebody oooooo. His name is Frank. He is the Cos. Rep for Computer Science 300level in Uli campus . I literally fell inlove with this guy due to his playful nature. He introduced me a height game; I have never heard of such before. It was simply awesome. And guess what??? I won! Thank you Frank for giving me more reasons to love my God-given height!!! #TeamShort *ROTFL*

NANS Chairman Anambra State at Abuja

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The NANS chairman Anambra State is currently in Abuja for the Call to Bar ceremony! On the picture with him is Anichie Martins, an Ex student of Ansu Igbariam campus faculty of law. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

Picture of the day!

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These days big bro Alvan Obiakor is seen around Gen. Buhari. Or, is that not Alvan a.k.a Alan on that pic? Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

Details of November 29th!

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On the 29th of November, 2014 which is the 333rd day in the Gregorian calender, Stormz four(4) tracked promo ALBUM will hit the streets of Nigeria, thereby causing a shake in the music industry! I can't wait. - Mr. Best #Anticipate Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

This is why you need to think by Mr. Best

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"This is why you need to think" is a freestyle speech by Mr. Best on job creation. Best is of the opinion that Entrepreneurship is the only solution to unemployment in the world but he was specific about Nigeria. Download and listen. DOWNLOAD 

Vote Barr. Ofumelu V.E. Ofumelu

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Unlike many other politicians who called God, Barr. Ofumelu was called by God himself to take Oyi/Ayamelum Federal Constituency to the paradise of their dreams and expectations. The people of Oyi/Ayamelum Federal Constituency where he hails from, has enlarged the portrait of him and hung it somewhere in their hearts. Barr. Ofumelu V.E Ofumelu is that change we seek. A vote for him will turn thing around. You may also like : What NZE SAM S.U.G governor said on Xavi's death Eye witness account of Xavi's death What caused Xavi's death How another ANSU student was nearly shot dead by the police Add GistMeANSU on BBM:  26AF5C28

The Most Correct Answer Gets #20,000 Cash!

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Jolly Master and Pastor Potipher said I should ask you guys any question of my choice. Whoever explains this better gets #20,000 cash for Christmas. So because I preach 'entrepreneurship' as a solution to lack of employment in Nigeria. I have brought a related topic of my choice too. Questions are : 1. In 2011, Mitt Romney released his 2010 Tax returns, and estimates for his 2011. It was estimated he earned $21million but paid $3.2million in Federal taxes which translates to 15.3% tax rate. While Obama paid a tax of $162,074 from his salary of $789,674. Which translates to a tax rate of approximately 20.5%. Take note: *Most tax payers pay around 35% tax rate. Then America literally broke into pieces!!! Saying Romney earns more but pays lesser tax. Why does Mitt Romney pay lesser tax? (Be detailed) 2. Do you know that most rich men in the world earn just $1 (One dollar) as a salary? :) People like Mark Zukerberg (Facebook) Meg Whiteman (HP) Jerry Yang (Yah

MIKADO wins the 'Define It' contest for the month of November!

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Mikado is a 300 Level Public Administration student of Anambra State University. His definition of 'Packaging' and 'Fake-life' garnered (212) the highest number of LIKES on facebook. While the 1st runner up, Favor This simply means that it was accepted by the general public.  See the link HERE Mikado was awarded recharge cards by by our sponsors who I will quote bellow. Nze Sam (S.U.G Governor) : N750 Baby Blinks : N400 K-Plus : N750 Denze : N400 Comrade Dubem: N750 GistMeANSU: N2,000 Atiku2: N750 (NAPS ANSU Presidential Aspirant) Uzoetue Daniel Zenith (S.U.G Uli Governorship Aspirant)

All you missed at Xavi's burial

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Finally, friends and readers who also attended the burial has done me good by sending me photo shots. I'm super grateful to Hyman, Dsan , BabyWhite and other anonymous for sending me these pictures. I feel loved already. And to all of you my readers, do me a favor of being my spy. *winks Send me News worthy information anytime, any day and I promise to acknowledge source. These details of mine may be useful: gistmeansu@gmail.com or Add me up on BBM:  26AF5C28  or you can also tweet at me @gistmeansu (I promise to follow back)

ANSU Student Almost Shot Dead

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A picture of Jolly when shot last year by the police A TRIBUTE By Jolly Master On the 5th of June 2013 two students of our great citadel were shot by armed robbers. Then at Exactly 10:12pm, one of the victims, Tessy, a 100level Mass Communication student died after loosing so much blood as a result of the shooting. Barely 12 hours after Tessy's death, I, Jolly-Master was shot by the Police as a scapegoat to stop the students protest and I almost bled my life out until God's grace manifested.

Outcome of Willie Obiano's visit to ANSU yesterday and school resumption date

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Many,on hearing that the governor would be visiting us yesterday, bombarded my mail and BBM with questions like; "What is he coming to do? Announce school fees reduction?". Well, Sir Willie has come and gone. I'm am sorry to say, he mentioned nothing about school fees nor the electricity problem. He came to commission a water project in the New Site of the university. That was so kind of our amiable governor. He has commissioned a water project, so in no distant time, we will have just enough water to drink away our sorrows. And then we may not need to use the ones provided by our landlords in our various lodges. Thank you sir. Well, school resumption is still on Monday 17 November. And our fees have not changed.

E-Blaze writes the Late Xavi an open letter

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"Dear Xavi, I wasn't close to you personally but I remember how each time you saw me at shows how you would scream its 'Eblazeoo' and how I took noticed of you and always wanted to see you at any show I was scheduled to perform. People like you gave me the motivation to know fans loved my music. The other day I heard what happened to you and to be sincere at first when the news was broke to me by my friend my Mr. Flexy I didn't really know it was you but when the picture of you came through tears filled my eyes even though I rarely cry. But believe me brother, ANSU students came out and fought for you. Remember how we did same for Tessy; yeah guess you remember we are trying our best to immortalise yours and if u see Tessy, tell her I am trying my best to immortalise her name through a project called St. Tessy Clothing and Foundation because the young don't deserve to die but we accept GOD's verdict. Farewell a loyal motivator and to all my fans; n

The 'Define It' voting starts now!!! Goodluck

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Define it contest is over! We have shortlisted 18 names. Out of these 18 people, just one person will be the winner of this competition. In voting please don't be bias. Every of the names is linked to a facebook picture which has the names and DEFINITIONS of the contestants. You are just required to like the picture which has the name of who you feel his/her definition is best. For example to like Ifeoma Anene, simply click on the name and it will refer you to a facebook picture bearing her name. Good luck and wise voting. Voting ends 12;am on Thursday night. Add GistMeANSU on BBM: 26AF5C28

Willie Obiano will be in ANSU tomorrow

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From the office of the Special Assistant to the S.U.G Governor on Media. Cool headed students are to welcome the Executive governor of Anambra State tomorrow being 12th of November. So if you are cool headed, then you are invited. Venue: New Site (Where there is an over-head tank) Time: 9 am Signed: Comrade Okereke Best Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

'Define it' Monthly Competition - What is the difference between 'Packaging' and 'Fake life'?

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'Define it' , is an online definition competition allows people to define a subject using their own terms. Question: What is the difference between 'Packaging' and 'Fake life'? How to Enter - Through the comment section simply define the subject given. - Along side your definition add your name and contact phone number. Top 10 Best Comments will qualify for the online voting via facebook. After which the winner will be given gifts donated by our sponsors. Good Luck. We need you to convince us that your answer is the most correct. *Note: Please make your definition as concise as possible.

ANSU's Grace Marcel graces cover of The Ice Magazine

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Grace Marcel has made it to the Cover page of The Ice Magazine a product of Maybond Entertainment aimed at portraying the beauty of the African people and their culture. 'The Ice magazine' will be officially launched by December this year. The Back Cover will be unveiled soon. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobile.

Campus President pays an official visit to the commissioner for police to discuss security threat in ANSU.

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The Campus President, Comrade Nze Samuel and his entourage paid a visit to the commissioner of Police Anambra State to discuss the security of students in general. In the meeting, Comrade Nze Sam detailed the commissioner on the security lapses in the campus and equally suggested measures to cub future occurrences.

Fake Kenyan pastor Kanyari strips sick woman naked in church (VIDEO)

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Controversial Kenyan Pastor Victor Kanyari Mwangi while evangelizing in his church, Salvation Healing Ministries recently called up a sick woman from the congregation and proceeded to have his helps undress her top and parade her in front of the audience in a bid to make spiritual healing statement.

YESooooooo! A Man Can Get Physically Stuck Inside A Woman During Sex, Doctors Confirm

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Sometime ago, a classmate of mine in high school staged a few *corrupt members of the class telling us how a boy's penis got stuck in a girl. He summarized it to be talisman (charm) put inplace by the actual boyfriend of the girl. The whole story sounded like fiction. Well, last week an Italian couple needed medical attention after they became physically stuck together while having sex in the Mediterranean Sea. Literally, their genitals were inseparable. Although this may sound like a far-fetched tale, doctors have

The Campus President; Comrade Nze Sam speaks on Xavi's death....

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"The news on the cold murder of Valentine ThankGod Okafor (Xavi) left goose pimples on my body. Just thinking of the circumstances surrounding his demise is enough to drive one crazy or maybe squeeze life out of the said security agent. But we will not do that ourselves. We will let the law take it's course. Here at the S.U.G Secretariat, we beseech you to keep calm as we promise to ensure that justice prevail.

Eye Witness Report on Xavi's Death (Read Story)

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Finally one of his friends has written a story of what transpired between Xavi and the vigilante man who he identified as 'Carry Go'. I will simply copy and paste his report here for your readership.

PHOTO: ANSU Student murdered in cold blood! (Read Full Story)

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We had shut this blog down for weeks now as we try to resolve some technical issues we have been experiencing. But due to the amazing traffic the blog has recently garnered following the tragedy that befell ANSU yesterday, we had no option than to report the incident to our enviable readers. Xavi and friends were reportedly having fun at 'Kpomachi' Awkuzu just as the clock read a few minutes past nine in the evening of 31st October. Unfortunately, Xavi reportedly had a heated argument with a guy which turned violent.

2013/2014 Academic Session School Fee Schedule

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Below is the Regular Students fees regime of the University for 2013/2014 Academic Session as approved for implementation by Management SUMMARY OF FEES PAYABLE EN-BLOC (No part payment)