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New Song: Shiba by Browzino

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Browzino 's Shiba is the most unique song I have come across in 2015. I would like you to see for yourself; so you could download the song by clicking on the link below. http://jambaze.com/browzino-shiba.html

Happy Birthday Uncle Quincy

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Quincy Bruno is the school P.R.O and also a big brother to me. He is one of the persons who encouraged me to follow my dreams. Today he adds one. Quincy, I wish you long life and prosperity; I wish you Jesus.

PICTUREs OF THE DAY (More pictures from DENZE's birthday)

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Another ANSU student dies in her final year!

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On Friday 23rd February, Chinagorom Juliet Ijeoma, a final year student of Psychology died of a kidney problem. There will be a procession for her on Thursday 29th January then finally buried on the 31st of January. May her soul rest in peace. Amen Mr. Best reporting.

ANSU's 1st Marathon Race

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GistMeAnsu (Mr. Best) is organising ANSU's first marathon race. This is the 1st of its kind in Anambra State University. So if you know you can endure in a long distant race then you are eligible. JohnBosco (Jb) and Ifenna Captain (Director of Sports) are proudly supporting this event. 1st prize: A powerful android phone + Award 2nd prize: Sound system + Award 3rd prize: Standing fan + Award

This is JohnBosco (JB)

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For a while now, the name 'JohnBosco' has been trending in campus and many wonder who this guy is. Well, this is the great personality behind that powerful name. Hello people, meet JB!!!

Loading....The Most Beautiful Girl In ANSU (MBGA 2015)

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Association of Aguata Sudents (ANSU Chapter) in a picnic.

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These are random pictures of the Aguata students union in a picnic. It was led by HRH Igwe Agu na eche mba (DULUCS).

Denze's Birthday Bash Was HOT!!!

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  My big brother and friend, Frank O. formally known as Denze City celebrated his birthday in grand style on 27th of January. The birthday was strictly on invitation . Big bro, I still apologize for my absence; it clashed with that of my girlfriend Mirabel. For those who care, after the cut are some pictures from the extravagant birthday bash, graced by top MEN. No Woman. *smiles

Presidential Election - Lawyer Files In Motion For Buhari To Be Disqualified From Contesting.

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A legal practitioner, Mr. Chukwunweike Okafor, on Monday, approached the Federal High Court in Abuja with an application seeking a declaration that the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), lacked the educational qualification to stand for the February 14 presidential election. The originating summons marked FHC/ABJ/CS/01/2015 has Buhari, APC and the Independent National Electoral Commission as the first, second and third defendants respectively. The suit was filed pursuant to Section 131 of the Constitution, which prescribes a minimum qualification for nomination to participate in the presidential election and Section 31 of the Electoral Act that requires all presidential candidates to depose to an affidavit that they have satisfied and complied with the constitutional requirements to be President of Nigeria.

The outcome of ANSU Students riot and visit to the state governor

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It's no longer NEWS that Ansu Students embarked on a 'peaceful protest' on Friday 23rd January. The protest was triggered by a text sent from the office of the school Registrar on 20th of January at about 11:37am, instructing students to pay up their tuition fees before 26th of the same month, as the school website would be finally closed. On the 22nd of January, a text from an anonymous sender who hid under the name 'SchoolFeesCry' at about 7:15am sent a message which read thus: "D registra givn us monday 2 pay d fees if not dimd 2 hv witdron 4 dis sesion.dis is a AcMERCILESS POLICY.com out on friday n SPEAK 4 URSELF PEACEFUL PROTEST" The students then complied and shunned going school on Friday 23rd January, blocked the school road and stopped public transports. Our able Vice Chancellor spoke to the students and extended the closure of the school website by one week. At about 8:48pm on 25th January, the same anonymous sender with the name ...

Guys let's talk: Comment your experience with a smelly vagina

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"Do you know that your Vayjayjay should be spoilt silly?How ? I overheard a conversation between two ladies and they were arguing about how the Vagina is self cleaning.One was of the staunch opinion that you do not need to do anything to it and that it takes care of itself while the other disagreed. I agree with the one who disagreed. Some ladies do not even know that despite the Vagina being self cleaning, you need to play your part. Do you clean your Vaginal walls?I mean parting the outter sides and cleaning it?Its called vaginal walls right? Doctors please help with the name oh. Some ladies just splash with water and think that is enough because it is self cleaning,hell no! Yesterday I posted a vagina facials post and the reactions surprised me....oh come on,the vagina should be spoilt silly! Some of you should stop walking around with discoloured vaginal hair and thinking its cool or arguing that its how your man wants it..oh pleaseeeeee..... *speak to the hand* You ...

Breaking: ANSU student shot in Otoko.

A few minutes ago, in a certain shop near Stock2 Otoko where men were happily drinking, an unknown man suddenly arrived in a motorbike, and shot a student then disappeared with the same bike. According to sources, the victim is alive and responding to treatment in an undisclosed hospital. Shortly after the incident, the Special Anti-robbery Squad paraded the campus and arrested suspects for interrogation. Expect update on this news as soon as it gets to us. Mr. Best reporting.

How Many Men Can Still Do This In Naija?

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I doubt any naija guys can still do this, I mean naija guys are not romantic anymore. Gone are those days. Which naija guy still do this?

Muna Obiekwe Burial Plans Revealed...

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 According to NET.com... Muna Obiekwe who passed away on Sunday, January 18, 2015 is presently embalmed at the Nigerian Naval Reference Hospital’s morgue. NET can reveal authoritatively that the remains of controversial Nollywood actor, Muna Obiekwe who passed away on Sunday, January 18, 2015, is presently embalmed at the Nigerian Naval Reference Hospital‘s morgue in Alakija, Satellite Town, Lagos.

Social Media Love Gone Wrong: Woman Kills Man She Met On Badoo

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Bankole Charles, a rig worker with Halliburton Nig. Ltd, met Ms Loretta Odikagbo, 28, an OND holder in Marketing from the River State Polytechnic, on Badoo, in 2013, but he did not know he had started a relationship that would end his life. . . The bond later went sour when Loretta, at the peak of her affair, discovered that Charles was married with children. This did not go down well with her. When she confronted the late Charles, he allegedly promised her a car as settlement. . . However, he failed or was unable to keep to his promise and this led to a chain of events that culminated in his unfortunate end. Loretta in the company of some accomplices, stormed the residence of Charles on September 19, 2014, and killed him. . . She carried out the act with Ime Francis Moses (Jr), 30, a university dropout and another accomplice, a tout. She later went to withdraw N120k from Charles' account through the ATM and gave Ime a huge sum of N28k as his share.

Principal Getting Death Threats For Releasing Buhari’s Results

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Barely 24 hours after releasing Gen. Muhammadu Buhari’s 1961 West African School Certificate (WASC) results, the Principal of the Government College, Katsina, Mallam Isyaku Bello, has been receiving death threats. The source of the threats could not be ascertained last night. The principal was summoned by his employers, the Katsina State Ministry of Education, in connection with the release of the results, sources close to Mallam Bello said last night.

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is dead

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 Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz died today, Friday  “at 1:00 am (2200 GMT)” and would be buried later in the day following afternoon prayers, said the statement. He has been replaced by Crown Prince Salman, the OPEC-kingpin’s royal court said in a statement.   The late monarch’s half brother Moqren was named crown prince, according to the statement.

Say Bye Bye To Infections!

Greenlife is a global direct selling company owned by China Greenlife Group. It was founded in 1988, and it started direct sales in 1998. It is mainly focused on manufacture, distribution of herbal, especially transitional Chinese herbal products and other commodities through direct sales marketing. The vision and determination of the Chairman, Prof. Lin Hu is to take the traditional Chinese medicine and its treasure to everybody, everywhere. Greenlife has established a world-class research and development center in Kunming China. All researchers are from top Chinese medicine Colleges and universities in China and also the center has links with many other institutions in Singapore, USA and Japan. Greenlife also has specialists from Science Academy of China and South China Medical University as consultants. Stroke, Arthritis, Diabetes, Infertility, Pile, Ulcer, Fibroid, Hemorrhoid, Typhoid, Infections, Heart Diseases, Kidney Problems, Liver and Eyes Problems, Menstru...

Suggested New Year Resolutions For Nigerian Celebrities (Don't Laugh Alone, Share)

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I think it is a must read, lol. Hopefully no celebrity will reply him openly. Every January, resolutions are made with conviction, only to be dropped like a hot akara sometime before February as unattainable, or just plain boring. All through last year, we watched our celebrities and critiqued their behaviour. Maybe we shouldn't have. Maybe we should let them make their own mistakes. Or maybe we should assess celebrity behaviour in 2014 and determine which celebrities could use some suggestions for their New Year's Resolutions to make 2015 a great year. And that's just what we've done. So Don Jazzy, Cossy, Omosexy and others, listen up. Afro Candy: We already know what you look like with a pubic haircut. Now can you please get into character as a porn-star. We've had enough of the teasers. It is becoming boring already. We want the real deal in 2015. Give us a hit movie that will make headlines and put you on magazine covers. Bare your fangs, shake that floppy ass a...

Confused About The New Anti-Cult Squad?

Lots of peeps from Igbariam campus have asked me questions regarding the identity of the new Anti-Cult Squad posted to our school. Some of these men are usually dressed in the Navy regalia and show no mercy to students. I have considered it worthwhile to visit these people and have a conversation with them. This is what I garnered after my visitation. The Anti-Cult Squad in most schools like Federal Polytechnic Oko, University of Abuja, Imo State University and many others including our own ANSU is contracted to a security company known as 'Life Guard Security Network'. Life Guard security network is owned by three members of force whose names I may not disclose at the moment. The company recruits men from different forces like the Police, Navy, Army and of course civilians. They are more powerful that we thought. According to a source who pleaded anonymity, the Police wing in the company has gone extinct. The current Anti-Cult squad in Ansu is mainly made up ...

What Will You Do If You Find Yourself In This Situation Ladies?

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Ladies what do you do if your bae came to pick you up with his female friend. You get to the car and she's still sitting in front? What would you do?

My Husband Is My Small god- Toyin Aimakhu

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Toyin Aimakhu once again has said her husband is her small god. According to her, she tries to do everything he wants because she does not want her marriage to fail. All my elder siblings are married, my parents in their 70's are still happily married, how will I explain to them if my marriage fails, she said. She also confirmed her husband banned her from using her blackberry phone and says, it's just one of those many things she stopped because of him. Below is what she told Doyin Adeoye; On her husband changing her lifestyle, stopping her from using blackberry phones, among other things. Is she this submissive? That is why he is my husband. And those that say things about me are those that don't know me. He is my small god; I have to listen to him because I want to have a happy home. All my older siblings are happily married; everybody in my family is happily married. My eldest sibling is like 50 years old and is still happily married, so mine can't be a different ...

Catholic Priests Beg Nigerians to Vote Out Goodluck in 2014

Popular Catholic Priest, Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka, who heads the Catholic Adoration Centre in Enugu, has begged Nigerians to vote out President Goodluck Jonathan in the forthcoming elections which will take place next month. The Catholic priest said the president was no longer fit to rule, and therefore urged his members to vote the All Progressives Congress candidate, Gen Muhammadu Buhari in place of the president. The priest who made Goodluck Jonthan the topic for his New Year sermon titled the message "From Good luck to Bad luck." During his sermon he said, "I love President Goodluck Jonathan and I used to be his ardent fan, but I want good for my people and that's why I want Nigerians to vote out Goodluck Jonathan and vote General Muhammad Buhari. I don't care if Buhari is a Muslim and from the North; all I care about is that Buhari can save Nigeria," he said. Ironically the priest had also promised to pray for Jonathan before now, when the first l...

Coco is dead! ANSU Geology Dept. Mourns...

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The village stream has taken one of our own Nwakonuche Clinton Ogedi also known as COCO, a 300Level Geology student today went to the stream and did not return; he drowned. Coco was on IT before his demise. May his gentle soul rest in peace! Amen. Linda, Pirate Ray Smart, reporting for Gist Me ANSU.

UNIZIK S.U.G President Impregnates year 1 student?

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The Students Union leader of Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK) Honourable Noble Eyisi is currently battling with a pregnancy scandal. According to reports reaching me, he was said to have impregnated a certain 100level student of the university. In a telephone interview conducted by Jisieke Samuel for Billion Bill, the president debunked the rumour saying it was the product of mischief makers aimed at painting his image black. Noble further added that he is ever ready to uphold the principles of the university which he spelt out to be 'discipline', 'self-reliance' and 'excellence'.

See Osita Iheme (paw-paw) Cooking In The Kitchen For The New Year

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The actor shared this photo of his end of the year cooking with the caption: Cross over cook. Let's Do it as Usual...... GOD IS THE GREATEST

Ex BBA Stars BBA Stars, Barbz AndZainab Are Lesbians?... See Photos

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Rumours making the rounds are that the two ex bib brother housemates, Barbz from South Africa and Zainab from Sierra Leone are more than just friends and these pictures all over social media just won't let the rumours go away.

"I thought I was going to die", Nicky Minaj talks about her abortion.

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Nicki Minaj opened up about her abortion in her interview with Rolling Stone, saying she thought she "was going to die." "I was a teenager. It was the hardest thing I'd ever gone through," she continued. Minaj became pregnant when dating her first love, an older guy from Queens, N.Y., while attending Manhattan's LaGuardia High School. The decision to abort has "haunted me all my life," but she stands behind her decision: "It'd be contradictory if I said I wasn't pro-choice. I wasn't ready. I didn't have anything to offer a child." Minaj alludes to the abortion in The Pinkprint single "All Things Go," rapping, "My child with Aaron would have been 16, any minute." Minaj touched on the abortion early in her career, on "Autobiography." But she "didn't expect anyone to hear." In the third verse of "Autobiography," she alludes to people telling her she wasn't ready...