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Happy Birthday Stella!

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Happy Birthday to you my dear; may your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmothers teeth. I wish you long life, prosperity, money, good health and mention it....

Today's National Newspaper Headlines- 27/3/2015

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Hey, it's friday! Have you seen the news headline? THE NATION *Buhari: I'm not in the race for money and power *Card Reader's supplier held *Hoodlums shoot Amaechi's convoy

Juliet Asiegbu is dead!!!

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Asiegbu Juliet is dead! She gave up the ghost on 24th of March at about 4:13pm. Information reaching me did not disclose the venue of her death. She reportedly died of Pneumonia. According to a source who pleaded anonymity, the deceased was making plans for her traditional marriage before she died. Juliet, born 4th July, 1992 was a 300 level student of Mass Communications department in Anambra State University, Igbariam Campus. She hailed from Akwaeze in Anambra State. JohnBosco (JB) reporting for Gist Me Ansu. Mr. Best is the Social Doctor!!!

What is Illbliss, KezyKlef and Jaywillz upto?

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Looks like our own Jaywillz is cooking up something with Illbliss. From all indications, its another crazy beat production by the crazy Kezy Klef! Illbliss posted this picture of himself with Jaywillz and KezyKlef on twitter saying something new is about to drop. So when next you see that humble dude walk to school on simple shirt and trouser with palm slippers, please make way biko. He is the next big thing in the industry. Oya, all eyes on him....

New Song: Gbedu by Bizzy Brain

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Bizzy Brain is not a new name in the industry. After the successful release of his hit single "She Wan Dance" featuring the Halima coroner Wizboy which enjoyed massive airplay and video trend in top TV stations across Africa, He was also featured by Nigeria Legendary singer African China "Emmah". Now Bizzy is back with another fresh hit titled "GBEDU" Produced by fast rising producer NeGGro. Download and enjoy… Download HERE: https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/14886

Dr. Nwabueze, Johnbosco and Abel at OD's fathers burial...(See Picture)

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That wonderful smile on Odera Akaeze's face was courtesy of Dr. Chinenye Nwabueze, the Head of Department Mass Communications. The picture was taken today 24th March, at the burial ceremony of Odera's father which took place at Ukwulu. In the picture are L-R : Johnbosco (S.U.G presidential aspirant), Odera Akaeze OD, The H.O.D Mass Communications and Abel.

Innobobo gets endorsed by the Economics department...Read More

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The number one citizen of Economics department in the person of 'Oooompa' and his executives have endorsed Innocent a.k.a Inno Bobo as their consensus candidate for the position of the S.U.G president. The event which took place on 15th of March explains itself in pictures. Please feed your eyes... Does it mean KC Ansu does not have the support of his department????

Obinna of Fidelity Bank and his white/traditional wedding!!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, our own Obinna of FIDELITY Bank is wedding! Celebrate with him on 6th April, 2015 at St. Edwards Catholic Church, Amawbia, Awka South. Time: 9am Mass Reception follows immediately after church mass at St. Matthew Catholic Church Hall, Amawbia Opp. Emeka Hotel. Traditional Marriage Rite takes place on 2nd of April, 2015 at Chief Dr. Francis Nneli's. Compound Amadim, Achalla. Time: 12 Noon Dot!!! Come let us celebrate as Chinenye weds Obinna! Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

ANSU Fressher of the week!

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Name: Paul Okoye

Homosexual f*cks a student into unconsciousness! Read More...

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Our student (Name Withheld) was fucked by a fellow guy who visited for matriculation. He was fucked into unconsciousness; his ass was dripping blood and his bed filled with feces. Eyewitness tells Gist Me ANSU in a disgusting face. On 13th March, during the Matric party held in one of the eateries at Otoko, a 100 level male student whose name is anonymous was said to have been fucked by a male visitor who came to celebrate his

FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION TIME-TABLE 2014/2015 SESSION

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I took my time to assemble this exam timetable for your easy access. You need to be acquainted with your course codes to be able to use this. Simply scan through the MORNING and AFTERNOON section of the timetable to locate the courses you offer.  *NOTE: This timetable is for the three campuses (ULI, IGBARIAM and A WKA .) I wish you all the best in your exams. - Mr. Best Okereke (The Social Doctor)

Uncle Cyril Ofoegbu's Daughter Adds 1 Year Today!!!!!!!!!

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  If I had the opportunity of being a baby once more, I would be Kamsi. Look at that smile on her face; it seems as though she is aware of her turning 1 year old. Uncle Cyril Ofoegbu (English Language Lecturer) and his lovely wife is celebrating with Kamsi. Happy Birthday Omalicha..... Mr. Best.

18 Students Arrested at Igbariam Junction Yesterday...

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It was a few minutes into 8pm yesterday, when the Nigeria police invaded the Jesus is Lord area and arrested eighteen (18) 'student-passer bys'. These students were taken to Nteje Police station where they passed the night. At dawn, they were placed on bail. Some of these students are innocent and were not accused of any crime at all. According to an eye witness who pleaded anonymity, the police was fond of arresting students for no reason and requesting for bail at long last. The S.U.G governor, Comrade Nze Sam said such 'unlawful' arrest will not continue, as the attention of the commissioner of police has been called on this matter. Mr. Best Okereke reporting for Gist Me Ansu Developing story...

Theatre Arts Students Doing What They Know How To Do Best!!!! Lwkmd

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Beautiful faces, dressed in our local attire; were dancing round the Igbariam campus of Anambra State University. They were said to be representatives from the Theatre Arts Department. These people are set to give boredom a chase with A 2 Day Drama and Dance Entertainment of your favourite playwrights. FEMI OSOFESAM ALEX ASIGBO NGOZI CHUMA-UDEH ZULU SOFOLA OBOTUNDE EJIMERE Date: Tuesday 10th and Wednesday 11th of March, 2015. Venue: E.T.F Auditorium (NEW SITE) GATE FEE: #50

Miss ANSU in HOT new photos!

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  Her Majesty, Miss Chinaza just released some awesome pictures. Chinaza has in her palms the key to fashion; these new pictures of her confirms it. Enjoy.

Random Pictures From Psychology Induction.

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  Many departments have conducted their induction. For the benefit of those who may not be conversant with the term 'induction'. It is a programme held by the department to welcome their newly admitted students. Psychology department conducted theirs on Thursday 5th March. These are some of the pictures from the induction. Enjoy.

Behold the Anambra Anthem!!!

This is the Anambra Anthem. If you are from Anambra state or you fan Anambra, then make sure you download this anthem now!!! I don tell you finish ooo. Download: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3dv1hbksl50c7f8/Anambra%20Anthem%20-%20www.staffyxclusive.com.mp3?dl=1 Originally appeared on StaffyXclusive.com under a different title.

Ghanaian Actress Baby Blanche Reveals Why She Hardly Wear Panties

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Due to the kind of clothes she likes to wear and is comfortable in, Baby Blanche has revealed in an interview with Showbiz that she hardly wears panties when she's going out. "I love all kinds of lingerie that make a woman feminine because I'm a woman, but I hardly wear panties. This is not because I don't want to wear them but because the clothes I love to wear wouldn't permit me to," "I try as much as possible to act as a lady and not to let my panty lines show just because I like to wear dresses that hug my figure. So if I wear clothes and the outline of my panty is glaring like that I don't like it," she explained. "Being a lady is not only about wearing make-up and Brazilian hair but also comprises the propriety of whatever you're wearing," says Baby Blanche. She adds that she does not worry much about thoughts that she may be sexually assaulted by unscrupulous men because she makes sure she doesn't go to awkward pl...

Ermmm...What Is Wrong/Not WrongWith This Chair ?

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Would you sit on this chair or find it offensive?

Johnbosco sends his 'goodluck' wish to LAWSA

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Johnbosco, the S.U.G presidential aspirant from Mass communications is wishing the Law Students success in their exams.