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1.2 M UTME Candidates Won't Gain Admission - FG The Federal Government on Saturday said of the 1,735,720 students  that registered for this year's Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, only 520,000 will gain admission. Addressing journalists at the Federal Government College, Suleja, Niger State, after monitoring the examination, Minister of Education, Prof. Ruqayyatu Rufai, blamed this on the low-carrying capacity of the tertiary institutions in Nigeria. She said, "The major challenge is a country like Nigeria having 1.7 million sitting for examination. The space we have is 520,000 for federal, states, private universities, polytechnics and colleges of education. "If one million passed, what are we going to do with the rest 500,000? We will not expand the carrying capacity without expanding the facilities. "What are we going to do with the large number of  students out there? I feel the pain. Mr. President is very much concerned. If you have ...

  Wow! Gist-Me-Ansu sets a standard. The Gist-Me-Ansu company promises to give away a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB to the most active member of the blog. The head of Advertisements Mr. Ceaser Nnadi is on the watch out to pick that person who will be awarded the price on the 13th of May,2013 during the S.U.G night. The prize give away is to encourage the visitors of GIST-ME-ANSU to comment on posts. How to win 1. Always comment with either your name or nickname (Avoid Commenting as Anonymous)    (Please let your display name contain abbreviations from your name and surname) 2. The winner must have commented in ALL the posts starting from today 21st April, 2013 -3rd May,2013. 3.  The most frequent name in the blog will be notified on his/her prize winning before the D'day. Keep commenting!!!

I am sure Igbariam girls have not spotted him out yet!!! Do you think he is too handsome?   GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

These twin girls, Cynthia and Chiamaka both from100level English department class, were spotted at Queens Suit Awka, during the launching of 'Tamara' a novel by Asika.  Do you think they are Identical? GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

You're in court and in front of a judge for an offense and the judge tells you: Pay a fine of N5million or spend three months in Kirikiri prison. Which would you choose? Bear in mind that you earn only N100k a month. And you do have N5million in your account, but it's your life savings. What would you do? Give up your life savings and start all over again or spend three months in jail? GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

The Press team of Gist-Me-Ansu were officially invited to the launching of 'Tamara' a novel authored by Mr. Ikechukwu Asika of the English Department. The book launch took place today at Queens Suit Hotel , Awka. In the picture above is the celebrant and Chisom, a member of the press assigned for the event. Watch out details in the forth coming Gist-Me-Ansu Magazine coming your way soonest. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

Members of Gist Me Ansu press team, with the CEO of Gist me Ansu; Okereke Best (Left) at Asika Ikechukwu's book launch at Queens Suit Hotel today. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

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The Director of socials is to organize the upcoming S.U.G inauguration party holding on the 3rd of May. The show would be graced by all the Executives of the Students Union Government. Everybody is invited! A bomb shot party! Venue would be communicated to you soonest. Follow us on Twitter       Like us on Facebook

Onwa Casmir's administration is doing great! He is building a 'Love garden/S,U.G canteen'. "I think good of ANSU, before my administration ends, I hope to have finished the construction of 'Love garden/S,U.G canteen'; it's just one of the numerous things I wish to do." - Onwa Oringo goes on and on and on! More powers to his elbow. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

Zino starts up a dancing school! This award winning dancer and a member of 'Papa's Collage' has volunteered to teach interested students what he knows how to do best. He told GIST ME ANSU yesterday that the school is aimed at helping students develop their dancing career. More powers to his elbow. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

Director of Socials; Comrade Emebo, President; Onwa Casmir, Director of Sports Taiwo Moses. Photo by Gist-Me-Ansu media. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

House members debating over the committee members of the S.U.G executives. The director of Transport The director of sports And Embo Mz's committee of socials. ANSU is getting better by the day! What do you think? GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

Sleeping in a Coffin?Point of correction, I do not sleep in a casket, I sleep on my bed, it’s big and comfy, I only lay in my “casket”when I do my meditation because it helps me to be focused, it tells me more about the imminence of death. My casket is a reminder. It wakes me up from slumber. It tells me, “guy, you have got little orno time left, wake up, be creative and work”.Of course, when I read some of the comments of my people, I know a good number of us are ill-informed about quite a number of things. I think it is more of what the casket represents that shocks my people and they start reading meanings into it, depending on their level of understanding. But one question is, what if thesame wood that was used to build the casket was used to make a sofa chair? May be, all the hullabaloo about me sitting on a chair wouldn’t have been there in the first place? So when people vocalize their disapproval of my message via the image of a casket,  I understand that they do that f...

Luis Suarez accepts Foootball Association’s charge of violent conduct for his ‘inexcusable’ action, but denies FA claim that a three- matchban is sufficient punishment. However the FA has set aside Wednesday to review the forward’s case. They also confirmed the Liverpool striker has pleaded guilty. The independent commission will employ video conference- the same procedureused in probing the John Terry and Anton Ferdinand saga- to decide on his punishment.The FA felt the enormity of Suarez’s behavior is not tantamount to the mandatory three- match ban and are likely to dish out similar suspension as to the seven games he served during his time in Ajax, when he bit PSV Eindhoven’s Otman Bakkal.David Cameron’s Official spokesman sees the issue at hand as a football matter and feels theFA need to take into account Suarez is a role model.“As part of their consideration, I think it would be very understandable if they took into account the fact that high- profile players are role m...

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Lol. So Liverpool striker Luis Suarez  bit the arm of Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic during their Premier League match? The Uruguayan striker sank his teeth into the Serbian defender's arm after a tussle during the second half of the match. Suarez didn't get penalised for the bite because the referee didn't see it. He went on score the equalizing goal for Liverpool. He has since apologized for his actions, but I'm sure the English FA will still penalize him. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

In the early hours of today; the S.U.G public relations officer; Comrade Juliet was harassed by the Anti-CULT group. The reason they said was due to indecent dressing. She was instructed to jump into the Anti-CULT van; that instruction she failed to oblige. She had told them how unpleasant it was to the ear of other students for a 'figure' like her to be seen parading the school in a Hilux van. This is a funny news, but I just think it's about time the  Students Union Government told the Anti-CULT their limits.  Thank God the S.U.G President is on the matter. Eye Witness Report! GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.   Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comm...

I was madly in love with this girl for a year and nine months. In fact I was planning to introduce her to my mum, all of a sudden I woke up and all my feelings for her was gone. She didn't do or say anything wrong. Nothing about her changed. Nothing about me changed. We didn't even have an argument. One minute we were talking about going on a vacation together and the next minute I stop picking her calls and started avoiding her. It's been four months now since my feelings for her changed and I still can't make sense of it. She wants answers, she wants to know what she did wrong, why I all of a sudden ended things with her. She thinks I met someone else but I didn't. I just stopped loving her and didn't want her anymore. What happened to me? How can I find my way back to her? GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.   We need to know what you fee...

                      Wow! Gist-Me-Ansu sets a standard. The Gist-Me-Ansu company promises to give away a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB to the most active member of the blog. The head of Advertisements Mr. Ceaser Nnadi is on the watch out to pick that person who will be awarded the price on the 3rd of May,2013 during the 'Lydian and E-blaze Fan Show' at Stock 2. The prize give away is to encourage the visitors of GIST-ME-ANSU to comment on posts. How to win 1. Always comment with either your name or nickname (Avoid Commenting as Anonymous)    (Please let your display name contain abbreviations from your name and surname) 2. The winner must have commented in ALL the posts starting from today 21st April, 2013 -3rd May,2013. 3.  The most frequent name in the blog will be notified on his/her prize winning before the D'day. Keep commenting!!! GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visito...

At Nimo yesterday was a traditional marriage ceremony of Cyril Ofoegbu and her wonderful wife Chidimma. The event was graced by a handful of students and lecturers. Chidimma Ofoegbu is of the English department 300 level. Congratulations to them!!! Now all of una girls wey dey chuk-chuk eye for the man; what chineke has joined together, let no MAN/WOMAN put asunder GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.   We need to know what you feel about our posts. How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish. .

It was bad news for the members of the prestigious lodge 'ODINAKACHUKWU' and 'ROYAL KINGS'lodge last night at around 8:32P.M. The robbers came armed with sophisticated guns; ranging from 'Pump action' to 'Pistols'. They stripped students of their phones and wounded a few who they saw as obstacles to their success. In the cause of their operation the owner of a HONDA car packed outside was traced and they succeeded in getting away with the car. A vibrant visitor of GIST-ME-ANSU was blessed with a scare in the head, using an empty bottle of VODKA; And the friend received a drill on the jaw. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts. How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and ...

Lolz...We got these few pictures of students plucking mangoes happily, knowing fully well that opportunities like that comes only twice in a week; Fridays and Saturdays. The security men allow them pluck mangoes on Fridays and Sundays. A student reporter told Ijeoma Aniekwe of GIST ME ANSU that the reason for the law was to avoid cases of breaking car glasses. Cars packed under mango trees during these two days are strictly at owners risk. Nice law! heheheheh GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts. Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

The Editor-in-chief of Gist-Me-Ansu penned down his view of the Anti Cult in an article he titled;  “ ANTI CULT- A TEAM OF BULLY ” This is an excerpt from the article, culled from his ‘facebook’ note. “I don’t know what you think of these guys, but I just think they should be looked into. I have seen cases where they beat a student mercilessly on first appearance to their office without interrogation. It frequents. To me its wrong; but it pains me most because I feel it happens because we do not know our rights. Somebody out there has to say something; write something and let the others follow. These ‘anti cult’ members are not doing it right at all. Few days ago, they humiliated a law student by forcing him to sit on the floor with his co-operate dressing. Personally, I see no reason why such thing should happen. No matter what the student had done, he should be taken to the office and not seat him on the floor.......” The ‘Students Union Government’ should se...

Three hours ago at the school road, there was a motorcycle crash, it was a fatal one but no death was recorded. The accident was due to over-speeding under the the rain. We thank God for saving their lives. Submit an important information to GIST ME ANSU and get paid! Contact: Ceaser 08136397793 The only way you can support and encourage GIST ME ANSU is by dropping your comments. We need to know what you feel about our posts. How to comment Click on comment; and write your comment on the space Click on ‘comment as’ Choose Name/URL   Write just your name and click continue Then click on publish.

And if this guy does not have ANSU in mind, who else does? He released ANSU anthem a confirmation that he 'reps' ANSU Click here to download the anthem.

                                     Men on uniform with muscles bigger than these on the picture above were seen in school yesterday. Students assumed them to be new anti-cult members. They had their guns and were busy searching students and breaking bangles. A 400L law student whose identity is private was forced to seat on the floor for indecent dressing. He was said to have dressed indecently, but eye witnesses said otherwise. He was released after Comrd. Akachukwu (LAWSA President) and Comrd. Casmir Onwa (S.U.G President) Intervened. We just hope these men don't cross boundaries or intimidate students with this muscle. Our Presdo is already commanding respect. More powers to his elbow. GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to k...

These pretty girls were the first girls to trek that long a distance.  What could be the reason?!  In an interview with them,they said they just felt like doing it. Their names are Oguji Amanda And Okolikwe Chiamaka and they administrators. I personaly think they should be added to ANSU GUINESS BOOK OF RECORD! Lolz GIST-ME-ANSU rewards its most active visitor who comments the most in all the posts with a SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB2. You could be the winner.  We need to know what you feel about our posts.

Mr Ikechukwu Emmanuel Asika is the next big thing to happen to Nigerian Literature. His works, My Hero and Love of an Angel is a bomb shell. T.A.N Nzerem said Asika is fast following in the footsteps of Achebe and Soyinka. On twitter, Okereke Best was reported to have twitted last two weeks: "Ikechukwu Asika is a good news to Nigerian literature"  Mr Ikechukwu Asika would be launching his new novel 'Tamara' on the 27th of this month at Queens Suit Hotel Awka. Frank Obi    Reporting for GIST-ME-ANSU

1st. Obafemi Awolowo University (O.A.U) Ile-Ife 2nd. Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) 3rd. University of Lagos (UNILAG) 4th. University of Ilorin 5th. University of Ibadan (U.I) 6th. University of Ibadan (U.I) 7th. Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) 8th. Auchi Polytechnic 9th. University of Benin (UNIBEN) 10th. Covenant University, Ota For more details click here           This is shameful! The latest ranking of Nigerian Higher Institutions accommodated a polytechnic and a private University. I wonder why ANSU they dull...Abeg wetin una think?

E-blaze ANSU's oldest musical artist talks exclusively to GIST ME ANSU on his concert which is to held alongside is with an old time friend Lydian; ANSU's best dancer. The rapper also talks about his latest feat of appearing on the cover of UNIZIK's biggest magazine 'HIPLET' E-blaze says that everything boils down to hardwork he and his longtime friend Lydian put in the past years and believes his concert on the 3rd of May at StOck2. The UNIZIK MTN PULSE best rapper believes ANSU, music is growing. He talks about rappers like Mr Best, Mr Flexy..."I remember when I was the only rapper in this school, now we have rappers as tight as Mr Best, Stormz, D1, Mr. Flexy; nit makes me proud because I'm about to leave and seeing thee rappers do well in concerts is really a joyful thing. E-blaze said the upcoming 3rd May concert is an avenue created by himself and Lydian to give back to their ANSU fans you gave them full support. The rapper in conclusion shouted o...

Another late news. This semi-damaged ANSU Shuttle had a 'head on collition' with a Jeep at 8:15P.M two days ago, along school road. No deaths where recorded. The driver nicknamed 'Tom' got badly injured and is receiving treatment in a hospital at Awka. We wish him safe recovery. Una don see say accident dey also happen for car. Wetin we just need na prayers ooooo