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To know how the law was signed click here Uganda depends on donors for about 20 percent of its budget. The Netherlands said it is suspending aid to Uganda's government but will keep supporting non-governmental organisations.

Charming Krista plays with, trains and handles all the snakes at a local reptile house where she even feeds the alligators. Little Krista Guarino is an expert snake handler despite being just 9 years-old. The brave schoolgirl lives with a staggering 30 reptiles, including anacondas and a 12ft python at her home in Michigan, America. She eats, sleeps and plays with the creatures – some of which are twice her size – and held her first snake when she was just two. The plucky schoolgirl has even been bitten a few times but none of the snakes are venomous and Krista claims the bites don’t even hurt! She said: “I’m never afraid of snakes, not even a little bit. I’m crazy for them.” Krista, the eldest of three children, was first introduced to the animals by dad Jamie, 33, who is a snake specialist.  More picture after the cut;

‘I haven’t been penetrated in years’ were the words of a desperately horny woman who was said to have called 911 and caused a policeman to come to her home only to try to have sex with him. 58-year-old Maria Montenez-Colon begged the officer to go to bed with her and said “I haven’t been penetrated in years!” She was arrested and charged for the misuse of 911 after she called the emergency number twice.

  ONLINE registration of courses has begun this semester and there is no going back. We at ICT Unit need your cooperation to make it work and get all rough edges smoothed out.

::Chief Inengite Nitabai, the kidnap victim:: The kidnappers stormed the Nitabai family compound at between 8 and 9 p.m. on Sunday. Apart from the victim, his wife, three of their children and his wife's sister were in the house at the time of the attack.

                                                      :: The President signing the law:: It's my job to keep you updated, so here's what's up at the moment, dearies - Uganda's President Museveni has signed the country's anti-gay bill into law, despite warnings from US President Barack Obama that it would “complicate our valued relationship” and will mark a “step backward” for all Ugandans and reflect poorly on the country’s commitment to protect the human rights of its people.”

Men greatest kill joy in marriage is a nagging wife. You don't have to worry anymore, unless of course it is a spiritual problem grin Here are some ways to control a nagging wife and make her shut up grin :

The Award winning actress turned 36 on February 7th and her staffs threw her a small party at their office. She shared the photos on her instagram page this morning.

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On Thursday 13th February, an apartment belonging to Ebuka Ojiyi, a 100level sociology student was burgled in Green Lodge at Ukwulu and his laptop was taken away amongst many other valuables. Below is Ebuka's report:

  While speaking with Gist-Me-ANSU correspondent yesterday, the Students Union President, Comrade Obiakor Casmir laughed at all the S.U.G presidential and gubernatorial  aspirants who has failed to confirm if they have lived up to the requirements of 3.5GP. He advised candidates who would be caught up by this rule to ‘think again’, step down and join him project the candidate with the interest of the students at heart.  An insider told Gist-Me-ANSU that Mr. President is planning on organizing a debate for the aspirants. Though the president refused to comment on that.

Three out of the six students of the state College of Health and Technology in Offa town allegedly raped their female colleague in the institution, according to The Commissioner of Police, Kwara State Command, Mr. Ambrose Aisabo on Friday. During a media briefing in Ilorin The CP said the victim was allegedly drugged by the suspects (names withheld) before they allegedly raped her.

1) Attend all your lectures and be attentive. Don't miss a class 2) Copy notes and scribble down as much as you can. Develop them later.

Governor Fashola who assented to the bill at the Lagos House, Ikeja, was optimistic that the law would further strengthen the State Government’s commitment towards protecting lives of the citizens.

The Millennium Tower is a futuristic building of 170 meters height, that will be realized in the Cultural Centre of Abuja (Nigeria). Around the main structure will be realized 3 Sails with different dimensions, as follows: View pictures after the cut

A lifeless foetus was found inside a bucket at the Hall Eight Female Hostel of the University of Calabar. The identity of the female student, who abandoned the foetus beside one of the bathrooms, is still unknown. A female student, who craved anonymity, said her attention was drawn to the foetus when she saw others running towards a particular direction in the hostel.

Senator Isaiah Balat  was appointed Minister of State for Works & Housing in the cabinet of President Olusegun Obasanjo in June 1999. Before his death he served as the Minister of State for Works and Housing from 1999-2000 and also as a Senator representing Kaduna South Local Government from 2003- 2007.

Hundreds of aggrieved students of the Lagos State University, LASU, as well as a coalition of civil society groups led by Joint Action Front, JAF, Tuesday morning besieged the Lagos State House of Assembly in protest against the hike in school fees of the institution and other issues that have hindered smooth academic activities in the school. The protesters, who stormed the House from the Textile Labour House on Acme Road, Agidingbi area of the state in western Nigeria, where they had mobilised, were armed with placards with various anti-government inscriptions and chanted anti-government songs to press home their grievances.

Yayy!!! Yung6ix‘s album, “Six o’clock” has finally hit the stores, cool gist. Here are two solid tracks off the album. Kings featuring Phyno and Kpansh featuring Mister Incredible. M.I. Yung6ix still sticks to his self-acclaimed “King of the South-South” and “Best Rapper”. To a very huge length, this young rapper has proven his belief in this album. Perhaps you listen up to understand better… Kpansh ft. M.I – DOWNLOAD Kings ft. Phyno – DOWNLOAD

The heartless guy kept calling the girl who obviously refused to oblige him more so in revenge, he decided to splash her n*de pictures on the most popular and biggest social media platform saying; since she could not come to him for more, no man would ever take her serious. See photos when you continue below;

ANAMBRA STATE UNIVERSITY OFFICE OF THE BURSAR 2013/2014 Academic Session School Fee Schedule Regular Students Fees Regime for 2013/2014 Academic Session Below is the Regular Students fees regime of the University for 2013/2014 Academic Session as approved for implementation by Management SUMMARY OF FEES PAYABLE EN-BLOC

After stories from MC Loph’s mother about Flavour abandoning her after son’s death, Flavour has come out to clear the air on the relationship between him and the late singer in a recent interview. Excerpts from the interview below. The death of your colleague, MC Loph, generated a lot of controversies; it was alleged that you abandoned his mother when he died. MC Loph and I weren’t as close as people thought. I met Loph through Mr. Raw when I came to Lagos. He wanted me to produce for him the same way I was producing for Mr. Raw. Somehow, we came together and we did the Osondi Owendi song. We later found out that we came from the same village.

The Anambra State University Management has fixed the convocation ceremony date to be on the 6th and 7th of March 2013. With the venue both at Igbariam campus. An insider confirmed that the speaker for the day would be the Minister for power, Prof Chinedu Nebo. Please don't say you read it here oo. lolz

*A file photo of SARS operatives Men of the Special Anti-robbery Squad Enugu, have allegedly killed a 27-year-old student, Mr. Nnabuike Nnaji, of the Institute of Management and Technology, Enugu. Nnabuike was said to be studying Purchasing and Supply (HND I) before his death. The incident occurred late last Saturday night, at Ibeagwa-Nike community in Enugu East Local Government Area of Enugu State. It was uncovered on Monday that the late Nnabuike was killed during a traditional wedding ceremony. The shooting allegedly took place seconds after an indigene of the community, Ndubuisi Ugwu, led a team of SARS police officers to the venue of the traditional wedding ceremony. It was said to be an offshoot of a communal crisis on Ibeagwa-Nike since 2008.

The actress shared photos of herself and friends at a sexy costume party at a Nightclub on Val's Day. She wore her favourite red bra, bustier and panties. READ MORE:  http://news.naij.com/59401.html

RE-SCHEDULING OF SOME UNIVERSITY ACTIVITIES/PROGRAMMES The following activities / programmes earlier communicated in the University’s 2013/2014 academic calendar have been re-scheduled due to unforeseen circumstances to the date inscribed as follows:

This morning we received an email from a fan of this lovely looking actress and fervent reader of Gist Me ANSU. The email read thus: Please Mr. Best, Gat something that has been worrying me over a time and i just wanna plead with you to use this medium and convey my heartfelt pain to my fellow readers and warning to those who have sworn to damage the image of this God fearing innocent Nollywood Actress; SOCHIMA EZEOKE;  Will like you to get this messages across to all haters of Sochima Ezeoke, especially the infant bloggers learning Business to another's detriment. We, The Great candid Fans of Sochima Ezeoke have had it up to our neck; Enough is Enough of all these their rootless and wicked slanders please......  Its only on blogs like their's we find such wicked slanders....News without credibility, authenticity, consistency, integrity, composure, good vocabulary, name them..... If Blogs were to be like twitter that gets verified, am so sure this their burial ground call...

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Found this news on  The Nation . The story teller can tell stories sha. I almost can see him flipping his weave after telling his story. Lol. See the report and his account of events below.. There was panic aboard Aero Contractors Flight Aj2002 from Lagos to Douala today Friday February 14th when passengers, including 2Face Idibia discovered that one of the doors was open 30 minutes after take-off.

One source stated that President Jonathan's wife was secretly moved out of Abuja almost a week ago. Earlier last year, SaharaReporters broke the story of Mrs. Jonathan's secret hospitalization in Germany for a series of serious health problems.                                                                    Patience Jonathan "She was flown out about a week ago," a source at the Presidential Villa told our correspondent. He added that he was not aware of the First Lady's immediate ailment. One source disclosed that Mrs. Jonathan had kept a low profile several weeks before her removal to a German hospital. "She has not been in good health for a while now," said a source close to the Jonathan family. Mrs. Jonathan's spokesman had claimed last year that the president's wife was not sick but had travel...

This is wash and creativity of the year. YEAH!!! Naija got talent *dancing* 

Oya what caption would you give this picture?