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Saint was shot dead last night!

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At around 9pm yesterday, a final year, Mechanical Engineering student of ANSU Uli campus was shot dead by an unknown gun man at no 7 Obodo Okoli in a bear parlor. Reports reaching GistMeANSU is limited. Currently, the police is investigating his death. May his soul rest in peace. Add GistMeANSU on BBM for Instant update: 26AF5C28

Chinaza and Abiola of ANSU Dance Ambassadors doing what she knows how to do best

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This is a super one minute dance. I bet you will love it! DOWNLOAD

ANSU Dance Ambassadors(ADA) releases new dance video.

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Click HERE to watch on Youtube

HOW TO MESS (FART) IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE.

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To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarrassment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on your way to being a star in this profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.... 3. Make sure say u get enof left space. U go soon knw why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey the hall dey noisy in case ur fart na the type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate the right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "...

See what mother and son are doing!!!

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Mother and Son in a provocative picture One word for them please!

Unbelievable!!! Ifeanyi is 22 years old today oooo!

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If you are a lady in Igbariam campus and you don't know Ifeanyi, ANSU's number one hair stylist then you are on a long thing. Well today is his birthday and he is to fix free hair throughout the day.

BREAKING: Presidency Convoy ‘Shoots At’ Protesting OAU Students

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Hundreds of protesting students of the Obafemi Awolowo University have held a presidential convoy hostage in Ile-Ife, Osun State. The convoy led by a Toyota bullet proof SUV with 'Presidency' inscription and registration number, FG902-B02, tried to drive through the students who were protesting an increase in fees by the university management. Security details attached to the convoy then shot, perhaps to scare the protesters, with two of the students reportedly sustaining injuries. "The security details shot at us. We have held them hostage. We will not let him go." One of the leaders of the protest told PRENUIM TIMES on phone. The students were protesting, on the Ife Express road, the increase in their school fees by the university management when the 6-vehicle convoy arrived. The university management increased the fees from about N17,000 to over N100,000. "We demand a total reversal to statusquo," the student leader said. It is not yet clear who...

Fellow Students Please Hear Me Out Before I'm Killed!

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Amidst the hot protests going on in the western part of Nigeria (Ife to be precise), reports have been gathered that the school management is not going back on reducing the school fees. Mr. Best gathered this from the personal account of the Students Union(SU) President Elect in Obafemi Awolowo University. Ibikunle Isaac Motunrayo writes "Greatest Ife! The Police have threatened to jail we your leaders if we proceed to protest tomorrow. They even threatened to teargas we the students! The question is: is this order from our Professor of 'diplomacy', the VC or the FG? But little did they know that having at inception addressed the outrageous increment with basic democratic virtues such as diplomacy, appeal, lobbying, negotiation,among others, we are more than justified in law, morality or common sense to exercise our fundamental rights of sit-ins, occupying, picketing & protest as ordained by the combined provisions of sections 39 & 40 of 1999 Constitution ...

Mr. President is 21 years old today!!!

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The Commander in-chief of the Federal Republic of Amebo turned 21 today. Congratulations boss! Read about him HERE on Wikipedia Encyclopaedia

Charm (JUJU) discovered in a student hostel at Ukwulu

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Residents of Mary Mbgada hostel (Opposite SalesMan Lodge) woke-up on Saturday morning to notice a charm tied to their gate and another pot carefully placed inside the compound. Out of fear they contacted the Anti-cult squad which were accompanied by the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS). According to reports, the charm was not meant for the students but for the caretaker of the lodge. Some of the student residents who spoke with GistMeANSU said the lodge rarely see peace. They would always complain of one problem to another. Even the anticult is tired of their unending wahala. Expect story in details as it develops...

How I turn waste to wealth — Graduate scavenger

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Thirty-one year old Ade Ogunbowale, a graduate of Mechanical Engineering from one of the universities in the country shared his success story as a scavenger with Ebun Sessou in a 30-minute interactive session in Oko-Afa area of Isolo, Lagos State recently. Ogunbowale could not secure a job after his B.Sc degree and joined the legion of unemployed graduates three years ago. According to him, he carved a niche for himself and became a scavenger at a dump site in Oko-Afa.

Man Dies While Trying To ‘Exhume Corpse For Ritual Purposes’

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There was pandemonium in Ilobu town,  Irepodun local government area of Osun state when a dead man was discovered in an open grave with a shovel beside him. According to residents, the man who was described to be middle aged may have been attempting to exhume a corpse for ritual purposes from the grave he was discovered stone dead. The death of the suspected ritualist gave the residents an eerie feeling as they told newsmen that the man may have been struck down by the ‘spirit’ of the corpse he was trying to exhume. The identity of the man is yet to be ascertained.

ANSU WADUP!!!???

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Join Chapter5 tomorrow as we celebrate one of our own; Killit A.K.A Rich Kid as he adds one. Venue: Stock 2 Time: 7 P.M

Pictures from the S.U.G Inauguration Ceremony at Uli yesterday.

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Gist Me TV was present at Uli campus for the inauguration ceremony of the newly elected S.U.G representatives. All the positions were sworn in except the President and the Director of Socials both from Uli campus who have outstanding petitions still undergoing investigation by the tribunal. From all indications, their problems are G.P related. But an insider told Mr. Best that the positions might me sworn in next week.  Lastly, I must thank Uli campus for showing so much love. The President Federal Republic of Amebo enjoyed his stay. In case you don't know who he is, he is Mr. Best of GistMeANSU. *smiles* NOTE: The pictures below have been re-sized to save cost. If you need full pictures without the name tag please do text  08037214678 or Add up on BBM: 26AFFC28

Have you seen the birthday pictures of Scotii and Fills?

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The Celebrants This is actually the first 'collabo' birthday I have attended throughout my 3years in campus and it made mad sense. Scoti and Fills celebrated their birthday on sunday at Izizi Hotels and we all had fun. The birthday was graced by men and women of great reputes. I was present too and of cos have lots of pictures for your eyes. Continue to see them... If you are interested in the full video coverage of the birthday, please contact the celebrants.

Big Sam Congratulates Nze Sam

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It gives me special honor and great pleasure to congratulate you on your inauguration and the official beginning of your office as Governor of Igbariam Campus. Your election to this responsible office reflects the faith of the students of this great institution, above all, you personally, as well as in your vision and sincere ideas and commitments to ensure further prosperity and equal opportunities for all. - Big Sam

Jennifer I celebrate with you!

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My bestie was 16 yesterday. *winks. If you frequent this blog you must have seen some posts with the author as Iwuchukwu Jennifer. Well, she added one yesterday and it was celebrated on 'low key'. Jennifer dear, I wish you everything you wish yourself. Please remain a good girl and don't forget to resume work tomorrow!!! lolz

Picture Splash from Mz Casino's Birthday Party!!!

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Recently I have been too occupied with events; especially sleep sapping one. So its resultant effect is late posting but I know you guys would understand. Mz Casino added one on 9th May and her amazing friends shocked her with a surprise birthday.  Funny enough I was made the chairman of the occasion heheheheh. It was fun anyway. Alot of big names were present at this occasion. The pictures would tell better.

Pictures from the Kegite parade to SARS Awkuzu on Sunday.

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These pictures took long though. And I apologize solemnly. On Saturday 10th May, members of the Gegite club all over Nigeria gathered at Igbariam campus for their Annual 'World Jara'. In the heat of the program, the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) raided the venue and took away some of the top officials of this social group. Also, 5 gegite members who were sent to bring the food for the ceremony were attacked by armed robbers at Abba junction. Two of the guys sustained serious injuries while the only girl in their midst stripped naked and almost raped.

If you are a model or model aspirant, then you must see this!!!

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Are you a model Or wish to become one? Waiting for an opportunity to use your talent? Here is your chance to make your dreams come through in commercial modelling, Fashion modelling and pageant modelling! Sommy creations {the fastest rising Eastern based makeup\modelling agency} is organising an audition to help take talented models to the top of their career. Venue: Parlos Verdes Hotels, Awka. Date: 14th june 2014. Time: 9am. For enquiries, contact: Sommy Creations; 08172793888. BBM: 2AF251A7 or visit their website at www.sommycreations.com

Ada, I pray you see this. (A poem from Mr. Best to you)

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That I May Breathe Your Name { For Ada Valerie } I've sailed from the Atlantic Ocean to Niger River, Now standing on the green hill of your ripe breast That I may breathe the surfs from the shore of your name, To breathe the breath of our dead in the forests of your arms. And when dawn hangs her pant on the flowers of your navel, I'll take a flute and weave songs of maiden moon for you, Songs as gentle as the whispers of the morning doves, For ages have I longed to breathe your name, Ada Valerie. MCK

About 32 ANSU student were arrested 20 minutes ago

At around 8:00pm today, the Special Anti-Robery Squad (SARS) ran into Isi Agu (The. Fast food across Igbariam junction) and bundled 32 active young men who comprised of both students and non-students who came for the 'Unity Jara' which was organised by the Kegite Club. The event automatically stopped. SARS said there was a case of kidnapping in that very fast food at around last week and that proper permissions were not taken from the authorities. They also complained that no security body was notified of such a sensitive gathering. Students are advised to always inform the anti-cult on any gathering involving more than 20persons. Add GistMeANSU on BBM for instant update. 26AF5C28

Pictures from Pastor Potipher's Birthday. (Live Blogging)

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The event is still on at Joneb Hotels and Suit. Pastor Potipher is spoiling his congregation with so much fun. A lot to drink and eat. This is a live blogging.

Join Pastor Potipher of Dominion City today at Joneb Hotels Awkuzu

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Join Pastor Potipher of Dominion City today at Joneb Hotels Awkuzu as he celebrates the goodness of the lord in his life. Time: 5:00 pm Happy birthday Pastor!

STOKii 2 Ladies Night to Kick Off Tomorrow!

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M.C Okiripoto yesterday signed a deal with the management of Stock2. He is to take up the company's 'Ladies Night' which is scheduled for Friday nights. According to Okiripoto, the deal will run for two years. Speaking with the management this evening, Stocii2 has loads of presents for best dancer every night. 

Pictures from Sociology year 1 induction.

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I say a big congratulations to all the Sociology year 1 students on their induction. Here are some random pictures from the event which took place at Sociology Hall today.

Fake VIDEO from fake people!

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I'm sorry to say, this is one reason why I detest hungry bloggers. They will always reach out for odd but false posts just to drive traffic. The video of a girl that was buried up to her neck and stoned to death is making rounds among the Nigerian social media community today, with claims that it’s a recent video of Boko Haram killing one of the abducted Chibok girls in Sambisa. While the video is very gory, it isn't recent. In fact, it happened in 2008 and it was in Somalia. I delved into some research to find the accompanying article of the video. Read about it HERE on Daily Mail.

Happy Birthday Mr. Flexy (Oyi na atu na Awka)

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We here at G.M.A wish to say a happy birthday to one of our own. A friend of the company. We wish him long life and prosperity. Enjoy bro.

Mr.Best releases an official statement regarding DonCarta's exit from Chapter5

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An official statement from Chapter5 Records; ANSU's most popular music group regarding DonCarta's exit from the label... It is with deep regret that I officially announce the departure of recording artist DonCarta, from Chapter5 Records due to irreconcilable differences. Over the past few months, Chapter5 Records has made a concerted move to consolidate its position in the ANSU entertainment industry. Chapter5 has pursued a renewed ethos to raise its standards of quality and professionalism to a world-class level. DonCarta's vision has not aligned with ours and a few days ago we mutually agreed that a separation would be the best course of action.  - Mr. Best Okereke (C.E.O Chapter5 Ent.)

Pictures from Offorah Chika's burial today.

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The burial took place at Nimo in Njikoka L.G.A in the compound of Offorah family. Continue to see more pictures....

Every Lesbian/Homosexual/Bisexual needs to see this. A MUST!!!

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A physician, Dr Nkechi Asogwa, on Tuesday in Lagos, identified  cancer, HIV,  infertility and  short life span as major risk factors associated with homosexuality. Asogwa, who is also the Secretary, Doctors Health Initiative, a civil rights group, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) that homosexual behaviour represented a serious threat to individual and public health. “Usually among homosexual community you have the prevalence of what is known as the Human Papilloma Virus and this could lead to anal cancers.

Seven (7) Secrets Boyfriends Keep From Their Girlfriends

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1. We occasionally check out other women. Oh come on—don’t act surprised. I’m sure you don’t have blinders on. Even married women drool at the site of David Beckham’s tattooed torso. Can we all just accept the fact that there’s still something in our brains that lights up when we see a healthy specimen of the opposite s*x? It’s innate, totally out of our hands, and more importantly, it doesn’t matter. Our attention span for another woman’s plunging neckline or short skirt is as short as Beckham’s briefs. We’re still far more interested in you.

1,702 Pregnant Women Test Positive To HIV In Lagos

Lagos State AIDS Control Agency has revealed that 1,702 pregnant women in the state tested positive to HIV and had to be placed on prophylaxis. Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Dr. Jide Idris, who recently disclosed the statistics added that 1,143 babies that had been exposed to HIV were also placed on prophylaxis . “The agency was able to carry out in the last one year HIV Counselling and Testing, HIC, during which a total of 115,424 clients were counselled atthe health facilities. 40,997 pregnant women were counselled and tested through TBA outreaches.

15-Yr-Old Girl Drugged & Macheted By A Suspected Rapist Inside The Bush [PHOTO]

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Heart wrenching story as reported by PUNCH: A suspected r@pist who was allegedly refused s*x by a grade six pupil of Young Tajudeen Middle School, Ede, Osun State (name withheld) attacked his victim and inflicted injuries on her. The assailant, who some claimed was a ritual killer, inflicted machete cuts on the 15-year-old girl’s head, legs and wrist. PUNCH gathered that the pupil was living with her grandmother in Ede, Osun State, while her mother lived in Lagos State.

Proffesor L.C Okere hangs out with Nze Sam and classmates. (SEE PHOTOS)

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  Nwanne, I had fun last Sunday as I secretly joined his Excellency; Governor elect and his classmates (Sociology 300l) to L.C Okere Avenue, Owerri to celebrate their success in the just concluded S.U.G election. This very extravagant gathering was sponsored by the H.O.D of the department, Prof. L.C Okere. Me, myself and I; the Special Adviser to the Governor on Media Matters *Self Acclaimed*, with the entire G.M.A crew is saying a big congratulations to the department for recording mouthwatering success in just two(2) years and some months of existence. Continue to see more pictures...

Chika Oforah is dead!!!

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When my boss sent me these pictures and gist to upload, I paused then cried. Well, Rest in peace dear. The lady whose picture you are seeing is a 400level Marketing student of our institution. She is named Oforah Chika. Chika kicked the bucket after a brief illness. Information reaching us says she returned from the 2days Easter break unsound to attend a compulsory lecture scheduled for 23rd April at 7 am but unfortunately could not see today. Her burial is coming up on the 7th of this month. Meanwhile, Chika's classmates would mourn her specially on Monday as they are to parade the school premises (Igbariam Campus) dressed in black.

S.U.G Election Pictures/Update from ANSU Amaku Awka Campus.

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Our sister school/campus; Faculty of  Clinical Medicine Anambra State University Teaching Hospital (ANSUTH) Amaku, Awka succesfully conducted their S.U.G senate election yesterday. A total of 5 aspirants vied for the position which needed just two persons. The election ended with the emergence of  Ezenwaka Kizito and Anameje Steven as winners.  And to everybody at Amaku Awka, the entire G.M.A crew is shouting out. Mr. Best can only retain his position as Amebo No.1 when he hears it 1st. So feel free to show some love by sending us emails concerning happenings in your campus. E-mail: gistmeansu@gmail.com or add up on BBM: 26AF5C28 Godbless!!!. Continue to see more pictures....

Photos from the Otoko Accidents

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Amarachi being attended to Firstly, I apologize for bringing these pictures late. Between the end of last week and yesterday, school road has recorded eight (8) fatal accidents which were as a result of over speeding by bike men. These pictures are from some of the accidents. Ogechukwu Udo, is a 100level Philosophy student, the accident which made her loose her fingers happened on Sunday 27th April on her way back from church. One of the bike men involved in the accident is said to be in a critical condition as he lost his spinal-cord. On Monday 28th April, Amarachi a 100 level public administration student who had just alighted from the school shuttle was hit by a bike man carrying a non-student. The accident took place along St. Raphel lodge at Otoko. Amarachi was rushed to the hospital by Biggy the newly elected director of socials and a few other eye witnesses. It was Biggy who informed our office of the accident. Information reaching us says Onwa Casmir, Nze Sam and the vi...