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New Song: Raanum by DonCarta featuring Mr.Flexy *Exclusive to Gist-Me-ANSU

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Wicked combination of two bad ass niqqas. hehehehehe. As at the time I made this post I was in the boys hostel at University of Nigeria, Enugu Campus. You needed to see how marveled they were as they played the song over and over again. The name alone defines it all. ' Raanum ' could it mean F*ck me or Free Me? Find out when you DOWNLOAD

New Song: My School- Mackup ft DeWin and YungSwag

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This is another wonderful track that you need to download! Make sure you are relaxed and have your earphone with you because you might end up listening to it for the rest of the day. DOWNLOAD Nduba Kinsley with stage name 'Mackup' is a 100level student of philosophy department; Anambra State University.

I have taken my Amebo to the next level!

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Ladies and gentle men, from the desk of the Editor-in-chief and C.E.O of Gist Me Incorporated, I present you ' Campus Talkative '. It is a monthly newsletter. Sponsored by Gold Circle. Another Mr. Best Production Gist Me Inc.

CIPM Essay Competition 2014: How to Apply

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 Undergraduates in Nigerian Universities & Polytechnics are hereby encouraged to participate in the 2014 Annual Essay Competition of the Chartered Institute of Personnel Management of Nigeria. Prizes to be won include:     1st Prize: N125, 000:00, 2 Human Resources Management books and employment opportunity/prospect.     2nd Prize: N100, 000:00 and 2 Human Resources Management books.     3rd Prize: N 75, 000:00 and 2 Human Resources Management books.     Free registration as student members of CIPM (for non-members) for all prize winners.     All expenses paid trip to Abuja for CIPM 2014 Annual National Conference.

Etisalat Prize for Literature 2014 Application for Interested Candidates is on!

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Etisalat Nigeria has announced the 2014 Etisalat Prize for Literature Call for Entries, the second edition of the much celebrated innovative literature prize launched in 2013. Literature Prize Profile: The Etisalat Prize for Literature is the first ever pan-African prize celebrating first time writers of published fiction books. The Prize aims to serve as a platform for the discovery of new creative talent out of the continent and invariably promote the burgeoning publishing industry in Africa. By recognizing and celebrating writers and other members of the literary community across Africa, Etisalat plans to bring some much needed awareness and acclaim to the art of Fiction writing while also applauding and rewarding the efforts of those who have ventured into this genre in recent times.

Story Of A Mechanic Who Got First Class From UNILAG

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 Looking at Aina Ibukunoluwa Samuel, a First Class graduate of Mechanical Engineering, University of Lagos (UNILAG), it would be hard to believe that his long walk to greatness started from a local automobile workshop. At 16, he dropped out of secondary school in his final year because his parents could not pay his registration fee for the West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE). When his mates were writing the exam, he found himself in an automobile workshop as a motor mechanic, where he spent two years learning the black-collar job. Undeterred by this setback, he returned to school, gained admission in 2008 and graduated with a First Class degree in Mechanical Engineering at the University of Lagos (UNILAG).

ANSU Announces Fee Waiver For Transferred Students of Unaccredited Department

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The acting registrar of the institution, Mr O.R.A. Okechukwu, said that the university is working to meet the requirements by the NUC to gain recognition for the programme. The affected students,on their own part are lamenting over the fact that they are going to spend two additional sessions in the institution when their contemporaries must have graduated.

19-Year Old Girl Says She Is In Trouble For Exposing The Father Of Her 2 Weeks Old Baby To Police

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 It was clear Kate Olowu was very tense when she opened the door of their residence on 39, Unity Street, Egan area of Igando, Lagos after several knocks on Monday evening. But when the young, fair-complexioned woman peered through the doorway and spoke in a timid voice to inquire the reason for our correspondents’ visit, there was little doubt that she was a young woman. She later revealed that she was 19 years old.

Charly Boy Disgraces Gov. Okorocha Yesterday At Father’s Burial

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The first son of late Justice Chukwudifu Oputa, Charly boy, yesterday disgraced Governor Rochas Okorocha at an Arequiem mass organised for his father in Imo State. Chief Okorocha, was stopped midway into his speech, by Charly Boy when the Catholic Bishop invited him to the alter to pay his tribute to the fallen judge. Charly boy walked up angrily to the altar, snatched the micro-phone from the governor, and yelled at the Bishop for giving him the micro-phone to pay tribute to his father.

If you have not visited Waga9ja.com then you are a learner!

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Check out my new pictures!

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Hehehehe, feeling on top of the world already as I took my 1st ever studio pictures yesterday. Read more to check out other photos from your No.1 Amebo and short friend. Don't forget to comment. Daalu nu.

GTBank Mobile App

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GTBank Mobile App GTBank Mobile App is a two-in-one app which consists of Mobile Banking and Mobile Money. Logging on to Mobile Banking grants access to all the accounts for which an individual is profiled with GTBank such as savings, current and domiciliary accounts while on Mobile Money one gains access to their Mobile wallet by logging on with a phone number. The Mobile App can be downloaded from BlackBerry App World on BlackBerry devices, from Google Play on Android devices, from App Store on iOS devices and from Nokia OVI on Nokia devices. Mobile Money can also be accessed from the SIM Menu or SIM Tool Kit (STK) which is presently provided only on the Etisalat network.

Burial Date for Okwudili Ephraim Offia-Nwafor fixed!

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The funeral service of one of our own; Okwudili Ephraim Offia-Nwafor who died on the 21st of April,2014 during a swimming exercise has been fixed. The ceremony will take place at his fathers compound at Umudim village in Ndikelionwu town of Orumba North LGA, Anambra State, on the 5th of July,2014 by 9:00am. He was a 200level student of accountancy department in ANSU. Rest in peace bro.

60 girls reportedly kidnapped in Kummabza village, Borno state

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The twitter handle of the Nigerian Television Authority, is reporting that sixty girls were kidnapped by insurgence in Kummabza village, in Damboa LGA in Borno state. See their report below...

No More G-strings: Guys, Check Out What Séxy Ladies Now Wear Under 'C-Strings' [ADULT ONLY]

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According to what we gathered from research on gistmeansu.blogspot.com; This new development is catching up very fast with big babes. Pants are now without rope; it is called C-Strings and sources say it is selling like craze. See another Photo when you continue below:

WTF!! "Blood Of Jesus" Now For Sale In A Container [SEE PHOTO]

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This is unacceptable.. Can you purchase this type of Blood?

Happy Birthday Peter and Paul!

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Now I am beginning to wish I were a june born. Yesterday was something else at Ibro Hotels and Suit Abuja as two Identical twins, Peter and Paul added one year to their fun filled life. I hope you were not as shocked as me. I just found out that our own Paulo (400Level Pol. Sci. Cos Rep) has an identical sibling. Below are some pictures from the overly extravagant birthday. Big bro, out of my humble soul, I wish you wonderful things in life. Enjoy.

Today, a king was born!

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On this day many many years ago in Jos, a king was born and he was called DJ LEVELs. One thing he does not know is that I'm a big fan. I celebrate with you my niqqa.

Let Boko-Haram Take My Virginity & Release Chibok Girls- SInger Adokiye

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23-year-old Pop singer and Imo state peace ambassador, Adokiye who revealed a while back that she's still a virgin has claimed that she is ready to give her virginity free to the Boko Haram extremists if it will help facilitate the freedom of the abducted Chibok girls. Speaking with showtime, Adokiye said: "This is 11pm in the night and do you know what I am thinking about? Those little girls, where they are and what could be happening to them. It is just unfair. They are too young. I wish I could offer myself in exchange. They are between 12 and15 year old girls for Christ sake. I am older and more experienced. Even if 10 to12 men have to take me every night, I don't care. Just release these girls and let them go back to their parents."

Lol, Check Out The Bride's Dress In This Same-Sex Wedding [Photo]

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This photo posted on facebook by one of the wedding guests shows a same sex wedding in the US where the groom wedded his bride, another male in a flowing wedding gown. lol

Zambian Man Bags 15 Year Jail Term For Having Sex With His Neighbors Chicken

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According to the Zambian Times, a twenty seven year old man of Chisamba who had sex with a chicken has been sentenced to 15 years imprisonment with hard labour by a Kabwe High Court. Kabwe High Court judge-in-charge, Mwiinde Siavwapa sentenced Goliath Nyirenda, a general worker to 15 years imprisonment for having canal knowledge of a chicken. Nyirenda on November 18, 2012 had sex with his neighbour's chicken which shortly died after the act. In Sentencing Nyirenda, Mr Justice Siavwapa said it was inhuman to have sex with a chicken and that the act was bordering on abnormality. "I find your conduct disgusting and inhuman. It is unacceptable for a person in their right frame of mind to have sex with a chicken, so I therefore sentence you to 15 years imprisonment with hard labour," Mr Justice Siavwapa said.

You need to see my boss! He added one year today.

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My Oga, Baba Wishy added one year today!  Bro, sorry this came late but I celebrate with you. I honestly do. One love baba!

Please advice me!!! I'm Tired, Everyone Says My Girlfriend Is Ugly...

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Unedited Email from Anonymous: "Mr Best please help me post this on your blog. I am not a beauty person, I have a girlfriend who is smart, intelligent & outspoken and I love her but 99% of my friends and family think she is ugly, anytime we go out people think i made a bad choice. They even say 'The guy fine pass the girl'. I'm ashamed nowadays to introduce her to people as my girlfriend, please advice needed should i dump her or how can i overcome this feeling of shame." Please advice him. Comments on this post will be published on print media.

I Want My Son Jailed To Learn Lesson – Mother Begs Court

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A 32-year-old factory worker, Ifeanyi Chukwu, who allegedly beat and threatened to kill his mother, on Thursday appeared before an Abule Egba Magistrates' Court. The accused is facing a three-count charge of assault, threatening by violence and causing damage. The prosecutor, Insp. Racheal Williams, told the court that the offences were committed on June 15 at their residence. She said Chukwu always beat his mother whenever he was drunk. She said he also beat his mum whenever she rebuked him for coming home late. Williams told the court that the accused also threatened to kill his mother and his sisters. "A fight ensued between them and after beating his mother, the accused damaged four windows and a wooden door, valued at N25,000," she said. The mother, Mrs Helen Chukwu, said her son was not responsible, adding, "he smokes and always gets drunk whenever he is coming home. "Anytime I rebuke him or try to advise him, he turns it to a fight, beats m...

Delegates Recommends Death Penalty For Rapists Of Minors

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Delegates at Thursday's plenary, while considering the report of the Conference Committee on Civil Society, Labour, Youths and Sports, chaired by Bola Ogunrinade, unanimously adopted the committee's recommendation that death penalty be meted out to anyone found guilty of raping a minor. They also unanimously agreed that any government official found guilty of embezzling public funds or monies meant for pensioners be given life imprisonment. The conference also proposed 50 years imprisonment for any judicial officer found guilty of corruption or abuse of office and to be stripped of all official entitlements. Meanwhile, the Conference kicked against the committee's recommendation to allocate 30 percent of decision making in the country to youths. Use Gold Circle for your maximum protection.

Happy Birthday Oga Utalinator!

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On behalf on G.M.A and its team of hard working staff, I say a happy birthday to a brother and friend; Bosalin the Utalinator. We wish you many more years. Bosalin is one of the few who believe in me and what my company can achieve. #Respect2you sir! Eat and grow fat today cause Oluwa is involved! - Mr. Best (C.E.O Gist Me Inc.)

UNIZIK S.R.C SUSPENDS SUG PRESIDENT FOR MISSING N6.2m

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 The president of the students' Union Government, Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Comrade Ibe Chukwunonso has been suspended. This is coming in line with an alleged missing 6.2million from the unions fund, the transport sector. The students' representatives as earlier reported by NAUTIMES had yesterday summoned the president and the financial secretary, Comrade Chukwu Kenechi to both present an account of the happenings in the union's transport sector.

M.C Zico Joins Chapter5

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I officially announce my 1 year contract with Zicorah Anumene a.k.a M.C Zico into Chapter5 Entertainment. So expect the best of him. *winks

VACANCY!!! For ANSU students especially MassCommites.

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Are you an ANSU student interested in journalism or reporting? Do you study Mass Communications and need an avenue to practice what you are being taught? Well, here is a golden opportunity for you!!! 'Tell Us Newspaper' is offering you the opportunity to be more practical than theoretical. *smile* Tell Us Magazine is a monthly Campus NewsPaper aimed at encouraging student journalism. Another Mr. Best Production (c) For More Information call 08037214678 BBM: 26AF5C28 Application deadline: 1st July, 2014.

Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife, Shut Down Over Tuition Protest

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Following peaceful demonstrations at Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife against tuition fee hikes introduced by the management of the university in May 2014, the administration this evening announced an indefinite shutdown of the institution and ordered students to vacate its premises by Thursday afternoon. A statement signed by D. O. Awoyemi, Registrar and Secretary to the university council cited "persistent disruption of normal activities and peace on campus as a result of violent demonstrations by students, led by the Student Union Executive," as the rationale for the decision. "Consequently, all students are directed to vacate their Halls of Residence and the University premises immediately and not later than 12 noon on Thursday, 19th June, 2014," the statement said. "Parents are hereby enjoined to ensure that their children/wards comply with this directive immediately." Buy GOLD CIRCLE today for Maximum Protection. Approved by the Feder...

Boko Haram Planning Massive Attacks In Abuja – FG

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The federal government has revealed a plot by the Boko Haram insurgents to carry out a massive attack in different locations in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). Coordinator of the National Information Centre and Director General of the National Orientation Agency (NOA), Mr Mike Omeri, made the revelation yesterday during a media briefing on the update of the fight against insurgency and effort to rescue the abducted Chibok schoolgirls. According to Omeri, the insurgents plan to hijack fully loaded petro tankers from their drivers, plant explosives in them and move the vehicles to destinations where they are expected to cause monumental destruction of life and property. "The Nigerian security services have received intelligence report to the effect that insurgents intend seizing petrol tankers and planting Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) in the tankers and driving them to crowed places in Abuja," Omeri said. -----------------------------------------------------...

D’banj Is A Failed Artist, Signing Tonto Dikeh Was A Joke! - National Enquirer

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Found this interesting article written by the National Enquirer, what do you think ? Read below.. The latest news in the entertainment industry that's going viral at the moment is the Dbanj/ Tonto Dike's record label signing deal which has been generating a lot of controversies. Pundits have seen this move by Dbanj as a last minute survival strategy of a drowning man, in fact it is what National Enquirer will refer to as the JOKER of year 2014. We can't wait to see the end of the movie, quote us.

Police demolish kidnapers' den in Anambra

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The Anambra State Police Command had a very busy day yesterday as it demolished two buildings belonging to alleged kidnap suspects in Ogidi, Idemili North local government and Ojoto South Local Government of the state.It also paraded 17 suspects involved in kidnapping, armed robbery, hijacking of goods and girls involved in faking vehicle plate numbers and licences. The State Police Commissioner, Usman Gwary, led the squad for the demolition operation along with the commander of the state Anti Robbery Squad (SARS), James Nwafor.

Face of ANSU and MayBond Ambassador releases new pictures.

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Face of ANSU and MayBond Ambassador, Okonkwo Chokaodili just released awesome pictures of herself via her instagram page 3mins ago. Feel free to feed your eyes.