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Happy Birthday Stella!

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Happy Birthday to you my dear; may your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmothers teeth. I wish you long life, prosperity, money, good health and mention it....

Today's National Newspaper Headlines- 27/3/2015

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Hey, it's friday! Have you seen the news headline? THE NATION *Buhari: I'm not in the race for money and power *Card Reader's supplier held *Hoodlums shoot Amaechi's convoy

Juliet Asiegbu is dead!!!

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Asiegbu Juliet is dead! She gave up the ghost on 24th of March at about 4:13pm. Information reaching me did not disclose the venue of her death. She reportedly died of Pneumonia. According to a source who pleaded anonymity, the deceased was making plans for her traditional marriage before she died. Juliet, born 4th July, 1992 was a 300 level student of Mass Communications department in Anambra State University, Igbariam Campus. She hailed from Akwaeze in Anambra State. JohnBosco (JB) reporting for Gist Me Ansu. Mr. Best is the Social Doctor!!!

What is Illbliss, KezyKlef and Jaywillz upto?

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Looks like our own Jaywillz is cooking up something with Illbliss. From all indications, its another crazy beat production by the crazy Kezy Klef! Illbliss posted this picture of himself with Jaywillz and KezyKlef on twitter saying something new is about to drop. So when next you see that humble dude walk to school on simple shirt and trouser with palm slippers, please make way biko. He is the next big thing in the industry. Oya, all eyes on him....

New Song: Gbedu by Bizzy Brain

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Bizzy Brain is not a new name in the industry. After the successful release of his hit single "She Wan Dance" featuring the Halima coroner Wizboy which enjoyed massive airplay and video trend in top TV stations across Africa, He was also featured by Nigeria Legendary singer African China "Emmah". Now Bizzy is back with another fresh hit titled "GBEDU" Produced by fast rising producer NeGGro. Download and enjoy… Download HERE: https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/14886

Dr. Nwabueze, Johnbosco and Abel at OD's fathers burial...(See Picture)

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That wonderful smile on Odera Akaeze's face was courtesy of Dr. Chinenye Nwabueze, the Head of Department Mass Communications. The picture was taken today 24th March, at the burial ceremony of Odera's father which took place at Ukwulu. In the picture are L-R : Johnbosco (S.U.G presidential aspirant), Odera Akaeze OD, The H.O.D Mass Communications and Abel.

Innobobo gets endorsed by the Economics department...Read More

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The number one citizen of Economics department in the person of 'Oooompa' and his executives have endorsed Innocent a.k.a Inno Bobo as their consensus candidate for the position of the S.U.G president. The event which took place on 15th of March explains itself in pictures. Please feed your eyes... Does it mean KC Ansu does not have the support of his department????

Obinna of Fidelity Bank and his white/traditional wedding!!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, our own Obinna of FIDELITY Bank is wedding! Celebrate with him on 6th April, 2015 at St. Edwards Catholic Church, Amawbia, Awka South. Time: 9am Mass Reception follows immediately after church mass at St. Matthew Catholic Church Hall, Amawbia Opp. Emeka Hotel. Traditional Marriage Rite takes place on 2nd of April, 2015 at Chief Dr. Francis Nneli's. Compound Amadim, Achalla. Time: 12 Noon Dot!!! Come let us celebrate as Chinenye weds Obinna! Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

ANSU Fressher of the week!

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Name: Paul Okoye

Homosexual f*cks a student into unconsciousness! Read More...

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Our student (Name Withheld) was fucked by a fellow guy who visited for matriculation. He was fucked into unconsciousness; his ass was dripping blood and his bed filled with feces. Eyewitness tells Gist Me ANSU in a disgusting face. On 13th March, during the Matric party held in one of the eateries at Otoko, a 100 level male student whose name is anonymous was said to have been fucked by a male visitor who came to celebrate his

FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION TIME-TABLE 2014/2015 SESSION

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I took my time to assemble this exam timetable for your easy access. You need to be acquainted with your course codes to be able to use this. Simply scan through the MORNING and AFTERNOON section of the timetable to locate the courses you offer.  *NOTE: This timetable is for the three campuses (ULI, IGBARIAM and A WKA .) I wish you all the best in your exams. - Mr. Best Okereke (The Social Doctor)

Uncle Cyril Ofoegbu's Daughter Adds 1 Year Today!!!!!!!!!

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  If I had the opportunity of being a baby once more, I would be Kamsi. Look at that smile on her face; it seems as though she is aware of her turning 1 year old. Uncle Cyril Ofoegbu (English Language Lecturer) and his lovely wife is celebrating with Kamsi. Happy Birthday Omalicha..... Mr. Best.

18 Students Arrested at Igbariam Junction Yesterday...

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It was a few minutes into 8pm yesterday, when the Nigeria police invaded the Jesus is Lord area and arrested eighteen (18) 'student-passer bys'. These students were taken to Nteje Police station where they passed the night. At dawn, they were placed on bail. Some of these students are innocent and were not accused of any crime at all. According to an eye witness who pleaded anonymity, the police was fond of arresting students for no reason and requesting for bail at long last. The S.U.G governor, Comrade Nze Sam said such 'unlawful' arrest will not continue, as the attention of the commissioner of police has been called on this matter. Mr. Best Okereke reporting for Gist Me Ansu Developing story...

Theatre Arts Students Doing What They Know How To Do Best!!!! Lwkmd

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Beautiful faces, dressed in our local attire; were dancing round the Igbariam campus of Anambra State University. They were said to be representatives from the Theatre Arts Department. These people are set to give boredom a chase with A 2 Day Drama and Dance Entertainment of your favourite playwrights. FEMI OSOFESAM ALEX ASIGBO NGOZI CHUMA-UDEH ZULU SOFOLA OBOTUNDE EJIMERE Date: Tuesday 10th and Wednesday 11th of March, 2015. Venue: E.T.F Auditorium (NEW SITE) GATE FEE: #50

Miss ANSU in HOT new photos!

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  Her Majesty, Miss Chinaza just released some awesome pictures. Chinaza has in her palms the key to fashion; these new pictures of her confirms it. Enjoy.

Random Pictures From Psychology Induction.

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  Many departments have conducted their induction. For the benefit of those who may not be conversant with the term 'induction'. It is a programme held by the department to welcome their newly admitted students. Psychology department conducted theirs on Thursday 5th March. These are some of the pictures from the induction. Enjoy.

Behold the Anambra Anthem!!!

This is the Anambra Anthem. If you are from Anambra state or you fan Anambra, then make sure you download this anthem now!!! I don tell you finish ooo. Download: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3dv1hbksl50c7f8/Anambra%20Anthem%20-%20www.staffyxclusive.com.mp3?dl=1 Originally appeared on StaffyXclusive.com under a different title.

Ghanaian Actress Baby Blanche Reveals Why She Hardly Wear Panties

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Due to the kind of clothes she likes to wear and is comfortable in, Baby Blanche has revealed in an interview with Showbiz that she hardly wears panties when she's going out. "I love all kinds of lingerie that make a woman feminine because I'm a woman, but I hardly wear panties. This is not because I don't want to wear them but because the clothes I love to wear wouldn't permit me to," "I try as much as possible to act as a lady and not to let my panty lines show just because I like to wear dresses that hug my figure. So if I wear clothes and the outline of my panty is glaring like that I don't like it," she explained. "Being a lady is not only about wearing make-up and Brazilian hair but also comprises the propriety of whatever you're wearing," says Baby Blanche. She adds that she does not worry much about thoughts that she may be sexually assaulted by unscrupulous men because she makes sure she doesn't go to awkward pl...

Ermmm...What Is Wrong/Not WrongWith This Chair ?

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Would you sit on this chair or find it offensive?

Johnbosco sends his 'goodluck' wish to LAWSA

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Johnbosco, the S.U.G presidential aspirant from Mass communications is wishing the Law Students success in their exams.

Department of Sociology Endorses Azuka Obiora

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One of the freshest NEWS in Igbariam campus is that the department of one of the most controversial aspirant for the position of S.U.G president; Mr. Azuka Obiora was endorsed by the students union of sociology students (Ansu Chapter). Developing story...

Dr. Ray arrested and embarrassed by the Anti-Cult

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D r. Ray, the S.U.G presidential aspirant from Uli campus continued the distribution of a Magazine he contributed in which was banned by the Student Affairs. He was arrested and beaten by the Anti-Cult on Monday 16th February, for going against the school rules. Report reaching us says it was Kinsley Onyimba who called the attention of the school. Mr. Best reporting.

Happy Birthday To Nze Sam!

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One of ANSU's most humble, hardworking and understanding campus president adds 1 (one). My Oga (Mr. Best) says Nze Sam is the most hardworking S.U.G official he has ever met; I doubted him until he made a list of his achievements then I was dumbfounded. Well, today, His Excellency +1 and its worth celebrating. Here is a birthday message from the Office of  the Special Adviser to the Governor on Media and Publicity; Mr. Best.:

Mr Best Re-make Of Phyno’s Alobam Video, Watch Here!!!

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Lolz If you’ve been having a long day today and feeling stressed out, this video is sure to put a smile on your face, trust me. This is a very short videos clip featuring Mr.Best, JollyMaster etc trying to do a re-make of the very popular Phyno’s Alobam video. The task was simple, All they had to do was sit on a bicycle and ride around for about 20seconds singing Phyno’s Alobam, Simple as A..B…C right???? Well maybe probably not, LWKMD!!!!! Download & Share, Don’t Laugh alone!!! DOWNLOAD Originally appeared on AnsuEncore , under a slightly different title.

Julius Ndibe has lost! Steps down for Zenith. The race now between Zenith and Frank!

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Faculty of Engineering conducted its primary (In house) election for the Ansu S.U.G governorship election. It was between Zenith and Julius. 2nd Feb; 2015. Uzoetue Daniel C. (Zenith) defeated Ndibe Julius (Julius). The election kicked off at about 4:06pm. With all the whole stakeholders present (S.U.G, Faculty and Departmental office holders). The total accredited vote was 156 Total vote casted is 115 votes Valid votes is 114 Invalid votes is 1 vote. Ndibe Julius got 51 votes and Uzoetue Daniel got 63 votes. Uzoetue Daniel C. was declared the winner while the Entire Faculty of Engineering unanemously endorsed him as their Candidate for the forth coming Ansu S.U.G governorship election. Ndibe Julius accepted defeat and steped down for Uzoetue Daniel C. and promise to work with Uzoetue Daniel C. (Zenith) to actualize his dreams. The remaining candidates for the ANSU Uli gubernatorial election is Frank and Zenith. ANSU Igbariam's number one candidate for presi...

New Song: Shiba by Browzino

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Browzino 's Shiba is the most unique song I have come across in 2015. I would like you to see for yourself; so you could download the song by clicking on the link below. http://jambaze.com/browzino-shiba.html

Happy Birthday Uncle Quincy

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Quincy Bruno is the school P.R.O and also a big brother to me. He is one of the persons who encouraged me to follow my dreams. Today he adds one. Quincy, I wish you long life and prosperity; I wish you Jesus.

PICTUREs OF THE DAY (More pictures from DENZE's birthday)

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Another ANSU student dies in her final year!

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On Friday 23rd February, Chinagorom Juliet Ijeoma, a final year student of Psychology died of a kidney problem. There will be a procession for her on Thursday 29th January then finally buried on the 31st of January. May her soul rest in peace. Amen Mr. Best reporting.

ANSU's 1st Marathon Race

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GistMeAnsu (Mr. Best) is organising ANSU's first marathon race. This is the 1st of its kind in Anambra State University. So if you know you can endure in a long distant race then you are eligible. JohnBosco (Jb) and Ifenna Captain (Director of Sports) are proudly supporting this event. 1st prize: A powerful android phone + Award 2nd prize: Sound system + Award 3rd prize: Standing fan + Award

This is JohnBosco (JB)

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For a while now, the name 'JohnBosco' has been trending in campus and many wonder who this guy is. Well, this is the great personality behind that powerful name. Hello people, meet JB!!!

Loading....The Most Beautiful Girl In ANSU (MBGA 2015)

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Association of Aguata Sudents (ANSU Chapter) in a picnic.

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These are random pictures of the Aguata students union in a picnic. It was led by HRH Igwe Agu na eche mba (DULUCS).

Denze's Birthday Bash Was HOT!!!

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  My big brother and friend, Frank O. formally known as Denze City celebrated his birthday in grand style on 27th of January. The birthday was strictly on invitation . Big bro, I still apologize for my absence; it clashed with that of my girlfriend Mirabel. For those who care, after the cut are some pictures from the extravagant birthday bash, graced by top MEN. No Woman. *smiles

Presidential Election - Lawyer Files In Motion For Buhari To Be Disqualified From Contesting.

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A legal practitioner, Mr. Chukwunweike Okafor, on Monday, approached the Federal High Court in Abuja with an application seeking a declaration that the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), lacked the educational qualification to stand for the February 14 presidential election. The originating summons marked FHC/ABJ/CS/01/2015 has Buhari, APC and the Independent National Electoral Commission as the first, second and third defendants respectively. The suit was filed pursuant to Section 131 of the Constitution, which prescribes a minimum qualification for nomination to participate in the presidential election and Section 31 of the Electoral Act that requires all presidential candidates to depose to an affidavit that they have satisfied and complied with the constitutional requirements to be President of Nigeria.

The outcome of ANSU Students riot and visit to the state governor

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It's no longer NEWS that Ansu Students embarked on a 'peaceful protest' on Friday 23rd January. The protest was triggered by a text sent from the office of the school Registrar on 20th of January at about 11:37am, instructing students to pay up their tuition fees before 26th of the same month, as the school website would be finally closed. On the 22nd of January, a text from an anonymous sender who hid under the name 'SchoolFeesCry' at about 7:15am sent a message which read thus: "D registra givn us monday 2 pay d fees if not dimd 2 hv witdron 4 dis sesion.dis is a AcMERCILESS POLICY.com out on friday n SPEAK 4 URSELF PEACEFUL PROTEST" The students then complied and shunned going school on Friday 23rd January, blocked the school road and stopped public transports. Our able Vice Chancellor spoke to the students and extended the closure of the school website by one week. At about 8:48pm on 25th January, the same anonymous sender with the name ...

Guys let's talk: Comment your experience with a smelly vagina

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"Do you know that your Vayjayjay should be spoilt silly?How ? I overheard a conversation between two ladies and they were arguing about how the Vagina is self cleaning.One was of the staunch opinion that you do not need to do anything to it and that it takes care of itself while the other disagreed. I agree with the one who disagreed. Some ladies do not even know that despite the Vagina being self cleaning, you need to play your part. Do you clean your Vaginal walls?I mean parting the outter sides and cleaning it?Its called vaginal walls right? Doctors please help with the name oh. Some ladies just splash with water and think that is enough because it is self cleaning,hell no! Yesterday I posted a vagina facials post and the reactions surprised me....oh come on,the vagina should be spoilt silly! Some of you should stop walking around with discoloured vaginal hair and thinking its cool or arguing that its how your man wants it..oh pleaseeeeee..... *speak to the hand* You ...

Breaking: ANSU student shot in Otoko.

A few minutes ago, in a certain shop near Stock2 Otoko where men were happily drinking, an unknown man suddenly arrived in a motorbike, and shot a student then disappeared with the same bike. According to sources, the victim is alive and responding to treatment in an undisclosed hospital. Shortly after the incident, the Special Anti-robbery Squad paraded the campus and arrested suspects for interrogation. Expect update on this news as soon as it gets to us. Mr. Best reporting.

How Many Men Can Still Do This In Naija?

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I doubt any naija guys can still do this, I mean naija guys are not romantic anymore. Gone are those days. Which naija guy still do this?

Muna Obiekwe Burial Plans Revealed...

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 According to NET.com... Muna Obiekwe who passed away on Sunday, January 18, 2015 is presently embalmed at the Nigerian Naval Reference Hospital’s morgue. NET can reveal authoritatively that the remains of controversial Nollywood actor, Muna Obiekwe who passed away on Sunday, January 18, 2015, is presently embalmed at the Nigerian Naval Reference Hospital‘s morgue in Alakija, Satellite Town, Lagos.