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Gist me Ansu gives out a samsung galaxy tab again at Economics night at marble ark hotels Awka. The presentation would be to Mr Dulocs the highest commentor on GistMeAnsu. cogratulations to him.GistMeAnsu & chapter 5 is proud of you. Keep on commenting.

In an interview with NY Magazine to promote After Earth, his upcoming action film with son Jaden Smith, Will Smith seemed to take  issue with a comparison being drawn between the Smiths and the Kardashians. Though both families are very friendly, with both Willow and Jaden spotted hanging out with the younger siblings of the Kardashian clan, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Will explained that the Smiths don’t seek out fame. “For our family, the entire structure of our life, our home, our business relationships—the entire purpose is for everyone to be able to create in a way that makes them happy. ‘Fame is almost an inconsequential by-product of what we’re really trying to accomplish,’ explained the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air star. ‘We are trying to put great things into the world, we’re trying to have fun, and we’re trying to become the greatest versions of ourselves in the process of doing things we love. So the idea of fame or exploitation or orchestrating the media is sometim...

The House of Representatives yesterday Thursday May 29th approved 14 years imprisonment for persons who contracted same sex marriage in the country. This was sequel to a clause-by-clause consideration of a Bill for an Act to prohibit marriage or union entered between persons of same sex, at the Committee of the Whole. “Marriage or civil union entered between persons of same gender shall not be solemnised in any place of worship, either church or mosque or any place in Nigeria,” it said. Introducing the bill, Rep. Albert Sam-Tsokwa ( PDP-Taraba) said that it sought to achieve a far reaching objective by outlawing same sex marriage and provide punishment for offenders. It also set out a 10-year sentence for “any person who directly or indirectly makes public show of same-sex amorous relationships’’. “Any persons or group of persons that administers, witnesses, screen and shields the solemnisation of same sex marriage in Nigeria on conviction, will be liable to 10 years imprisonment.’’...

The Editor in chief of the ANSU's biggest information network; Mr. Best is warming up with a print version of GIST-ME-ANSU. In an interview with him yesterday, he said "I knew hard work had began with the emergence of ONWA as the S.U.G president. So I had no other option than to ask my self what I can do for ANSU" He also said that his co-blogger Alvan (MadeMan) is the brain behind this great project. The magazine would be distributed to students free because it's not for sale. Do you think your girlfriend/boyfriend is worth a page in this full colored magazine? Do you have interesting articles? Are you a model or you dream of being a model? Do you have crazy pictures of yourself? Contact Alvan on 07038742044 or Czer on 08136397793 Or visit Gist-Me-Ansu Complex

A reliable source told GIST-ME-ANSU that the long awaited Eagles FM, the training radio station for students of Mass Communication in Anambra State University will soon be on air. The head, department of Mass Communication, Professor Chude Okonkwor disclosed this in a chat with ANSU news. The Head of Department who said the radio and television demonstration studios were part of the facilities which the department presented to the National University commission (NUC) team during the 2012 accreditation exercise said the management was looking at different proposals from contractors who want the radio studio to on air. The Vice Chancellor, Prof. Fidelis Okafor, during one of his interaction session with the academic staff on the department said making the studio functional was part of his programme aimed at making the department centre of excellence. He said though the radio and television studio were meeting the training needs of the department as a demonstrat...

Ansu All Stars brakes away from 'Papas Collage', Embo Mz entertainment group. Ansu All Stars was set up to fight for the rights of artists in the school. But with the emergence of this current D.O.S Ansu All Stars was embezzled into bearing the name Papas Collage. Please if you are an artist in ANSU please en-devour to register under the new administration, its very salient.

A bus preacher was almost lynched on Saturday morning at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market, when some condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the ‘Word of God’. DailyPost gathered that the self acclaimed Man of God was dragged out of the commercial bus and beaten into a pulp before he was rescued by some policemen. According to information made available to DailyPost, the Pastor had embarked on his journey from Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on the bus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave-on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!” It was learnt that the people in the bus were so moved and some started falling under the anointing. According to an eye witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo, “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fe...

This is unbelievable and shocking! Seriously what is this world turning into? Firefighters in eastern China have rescued an abandoned newborn baby boy lodged in a sewage pipe. The infant was stuck in a pipe directly beneath a toilet commode, state television reported, in a case which has sparked anger on social media sites. There are frequent reports in Chinese media of babies being abandoned, often shortly after birth. The problem is attributed variously to young mothers unaware they were pregnant, the birth of an unwanted girl in a society which puts greater value on boys or China's strict family planning rules. In the latest case the infant was found in the sewage pipe in a residential building in Jinhua in the wealthy coastal province of Zhejiang on Saturday afternoon. The harrowing discovery came after residents reported the sound of a baby crying, state television said late on Monday. The pipe was just four inches wide in diameter the China Daily newspa...

The female rep is Ada Beverly Osu. She is a model and popular Lagos based video vixen. She was also briefly engaged to rapper 2shotz in 2011. The guy is Melvin Oduah; a model, actor, 1st runner up Gulder Ultimate Search VI, and 1st runner up Mr Nigeria 2011. Good luck to them!

Ghanaian authorities have temporarily banned the Ghana branch of TB Joshua's Synagogue Church of All Nation from hosting revivals, days after four people were killed and 13 more injured in a stampede during a church service on Sunday May 19th.   Thousands of people flocked to the church after church officials announced that holy water would be distributed. During the rush for the anointed water, three women and one man lost their lives after being trampled over. Ghanaian authorities said the stampede could have been avoided if the church had used a bigger venue. The church is no longer allowed to hold revivals at their Spintex Auditorium in Accra. 

When you start seeing Wizkid's MTN ad campaigns, remember you read it here first. :-). Wizkid has joined Davido, Iyanya, Praiz, others...as an ambassador for the telecoms giant. He signed a one year endorsement deal with MTN today. Oh and Pepsi has also extended his endorsement deal for another two years. Congrats to him...

This news got to my office late, but anyhow shaa, the news still sharp for ear. Yesterday, at Shalom lodge, a fight came up between one miss Nnedimma a student resident of the lodge and a guy nicknamed 'Ikpo', a student caretaker of the lodge. Nnedimma was said to have refused to contribute for the pumping of water on the grounds that she had paid 300 Naira earlier; that which caretaker Ikpo said had long expired. Ikpo later decided to pump the water himself(With his own money) then sale if to whomsoever would need it. Nnedimma refused and insisted on fetching free from the tap; that Ikpo refused and a fight started. Nnedimma and Ikpo created a scene, that garnered a lot of viewers, from there the news got to us. Thank God!!!! lolz Nnedimma's face had already been rearranged by Ikpo before our ever active Anti-Cult came to her rescue. The Anti-cult is handling the matter. We bring you more news as we get updated. (Picture is fallacy)

  Mr. Dulocs Mr. Vicmaly Bobby Ezubelu pol sci Chuma Umenze Pol. Sci cyprian pol.sci Zodi Uduezue philosophy EZE CHUKWUEBUKA mofscott Godson Chibeze Pol. sci okoye blessing pol sci Zodi Uduezue philosophy Kizzy Psych senior man Demy psychology spydee+ psychology ada pdi sinc vincent okafor cuzin (chibzy)                         (Note: This list is not arranged according to activeness) Gist-Me-Ansu has you in mind. It takes nothing to be patriotic; ANSU is our school, keep doing it, we promise to reward you guys. Our reward will come like a thief. 

It seem in Nigeria corruption keep increasing day by day, even the bodies created by Obasanjo to fight corruption such as EFCC. EFCC has now become political body, they arrest any body that doesn't support the government, where the likes of Femi Otedola and co are roaming free in this country. The question remains do you think nigeria would ever be corruption free ? Or must they be civil war just like libya to curb corruption out of this country ?

President Goodluck Jonathan said yesterday Saturday May 25th that his first name has brought some good luck to Nigeria. While granting an interview yesterday, the president said: "Traditional societies attach some values to names. That is why people select good names for their children. In the scriptures sometimes, when God sends you on some special assignment, He could even direct, ‘change the name of this child from this to that. But the name in itself does not make much difference because even from my village, there is one of my peers that also answers Goodluck.  Another one that is a little older than me answers Lucky from my small village and I didn’t see the good luck and lucky in them. “In terms of bringing my name to bear in Nigerian affairs, within this period, we have our challenges. Of course, you are aware that we have our security challenges. But in spite of the security challenges, the country is moving on. I will say yes, it (his name) brou...

Davido spotted in bed with a Diva... Celebrity life no easy ooo

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Wife of a serving House of Representatives member was fingered yesterday in the torture, beating and alleged attempt to kidnap two ladies in Isale Eko area of Lagos. Sources say that yesterday morning at about 7.15a.m, a Toyota Camry car which was used for the operation caused a stir in Bamgbose Street in Lagos Island at   the heart of Lagos metropolis. Like a bolt from the blue, six unidentified ladies, carrying canes came out of the unregistered grey coloured car and advanced towards No 101, Bamgbose Street. The unmasked ladies met one Alhaja Basidat Ajadi Balogun, a business woman resident in the street and repeatedly flogged her as she wept. (The woman pictured above) Balogun, who was shouting at the top of her voice while the beating was going on, tried without success to find out from the rampaging ladies why she was being beaten. According to a resident of the street, who pleaded not to be mentioned, while the severe beating was going on, Alhaja Jolaade ...

I got married in 2008 to a military man and we have not lived together up to a month at a stretch except twice when I had my babies and was on maternity leave. He is always being transferred from one state to the other. I am a banker and can't keep moving with him because I need to keep my job and also be independent. Please I need to know if there are other families in my shoes.

According to a Punch report, a new terror group has emerged. It's called Movement for Oneness and Jihad in West Africa (members pictured above). Currently, two terrorist groups exist in Nigeria - Boko Haram and Jama’atu Ansarul Muslimina fi Biladis Sudan. Read the  Punch report below Sunday Punch reports that there are fears in security circles that Movement for Oneness and Jihad in West Africa MOJAO may infiltrate the country due to the porous nature of Nigeria’s borders. Minister of Interior, Mr. Abba Moro, had last week said there were 1,497 illegal routes into the country. MOJAO, a splinter group of the international terror group, al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, is after military operatives and facilities of countries that are complementing France’s efforts in quelling terrorists’ insurgency in Mali.

A Lagos based firm Goody-j Nigeria ltd on this day declared interest to purchase GistMeAnsu blog for 1.2million Naira. The owner of this 2months old Ansu biggest information network, Mr Best still contemplates on whether to accept the offer or not. GistMeAnsu readers do you guys think its a welcomed idea,knowing fully well that the site would worth more than 1.2million with its rapid growth?

In an interview with the award winning dancer,as regards to the alleged suspension from Theatre Catholica and the news of power tussle with her superior in the organization,she said she never expected the director to take it too personal. She also said the rumor of her suspension from the group Was false. The dancer talked about the robbery attack in her residence at Milla lodge Achalla. According to her account on the robbery operation which happened on the Thursday evening,she said that the robbers made away with her money and laptop,and other valuables was also carted away from the lodge. We also heard that the former Igwe Ansu whom is the only male resident of that lodge was lucky to be away when the robbers invaded.

Baby Blinks, an actress and the winner of  2013 S.U.G Award for best dancer was rumored to have been suspended from Theatre Catholica for power tussle with the Director of the group. The director Hilary Okoli by name 'S.U.G Best Actor' was said to have chosen a cast for a drama and had excluded a girl actor which Baby Blinks was said to have opposed. The news reaching us said that Baby Blinks reported the director to the Anti Cult Cult group after the Director angrily hit her. We are yet to confirm this news...We promise to keep you updated. 

Finally, Anambra State University is coming to light. "2013 ANSU GOT TALENT SHOW" Do you think you have got talent? Do you have what it takes to pull the crowd? Can you rap? Can you sing? Can you act? Can you dance? Can you talk? Come and trill the stage! Purchase your forms at GIST ME ANSU office at Ify Lodge Or call Mr.Best on 08037214678, E-blaze 08134950625, Lydian 08184192119 Forms are sold for 3000 naira. Prizes to be won are: Four(4) brand new Tablet Computer HTC HD7 Cash prizes and more. Winners would be awarded on the GMA award day. Please tell your friends about this. Anybody who buys the form must showcase his/her talent. The crowed/audience are the judges. Proudly sponsored by GIST ME ANSU & Ansu All Stars

This game is called 'THE LAST MAN STANDING'. The one who comments last wins. I give you a starting word, each letter that ends your sentence, the  next person to comment uses your last word to start your sentence; in that order. Eg. Welcome to the game Next person will use t ord GAME Game of such is for matured minds Next person will start with 'minds' and so on.

23 year old Blessing Ikhumhi, a student of Edo State School of Health Technology was bathed with acid by her ex-boyfriend Cyril Okosun after she ended things with him. According to the story by Guardian, On March 23rd 2013, Cyril asked to speak with Blessing after she ended their relationship and thinking he wanted to talk reconciliation, she agreed to see him. He visited her house and as she went out to talk to him, he bathed her with acid. Blessing is now blind in both eyes and battling to stay alive at the University of Benin Teaching Hospital (UBTH), Benin City where she is a patient. “He was my boyfriend and we had arguments in February. He beat me to the extent that I was not able to go to school for three days. I told him I was no longer interested in the relationship. He later tried to forcibly take my telephone, but I refused to give it to him. I told him he was not the one who bought it for me.” “On March 23, he called and asked me to meet him in front o...

I am a handsome short boy, full of ideas and innovations. I also have what it takes to make a girl happy. Financially I am stable, but I don't just know how to approach an opposite sex. I have a lot of them who come my way, but I doubt their genuineness. What should I do? Note* Please do not post my picture and name.

Somebody emailed me this morning with this unconfirmed news; "Mc Buluku was beaten to death!". I don't know how true this is, please who knows the facts? Tell us

People said the S.U.G Night last year was better this year's own. We cannot say anything else we know what you think. Please tell us which you think is better and why you think so.

Gist-Me-Ansu has mapped out a programme tagged '6Nights Movement'! The programme is aimed at rewarding GIST-ME-ANSU visitors in these six departments: Mass-Communication Political Science Economics Sociology Psychology Philosophy The HTC phone pictured above would be given out to the most active on GIST-ME-ANSU during their departmental nights. To qualify, always comment on posts, be very active and do not forget to comment with your department attached to your name for easy identification; Example, Mr.Best Law Note: Gist-Me-Ansu does not fake prizes! We say it and we mean it! Its very easy to win our gifts,all you need is comment as we try our best to remove boredom as an option.

Peter Okoye posted this photo on his Instagram page this morning. Uncle Jona already gathering his political supporters in the entertainment industry? Awww, see the smile on Aki's face.

Akpos did stomach surgery and wen he opened his eyes he said oh thank God ooh,its over..One patient beside him said,hmm taa dnt b 2 fast dia,i dnt tink so bcox wen i had ma surgery 2 days ago,de forgot razor in ma tommy..Another patient said in d same rum said.. The same as me ooh,but my own na little spoon d 4get in my chest?...immediately doctor came bck n said ..did anybody see my watch,akpos fainted...if na u weti u go do?

"Embo must pay my artists" Eblaze (Ansu All Stars Co-ordinator)  The union executives expressed a heart full of tears over the neglect of the members  by the S.U.G director of socials. The union was formed to protect the rights of artists and ensure that they don't perform unpaid. But I wonder why I go carry 12k enter studio go do jam come they entertain people for free. nwaa Embo oo! If na you, you go do am?

  Four people died Sunday following a stampede during a Church service to distribute “Special Anointing Oil” at the Synagogue Church of All Nations owned by Nigeria’s Prophet TB Joshua, spokesman of the Greater Accra Regional Police Command, DSP Freeman Tetteh has confirmed, Sunday nation reports. DSP Tetteh said 15 others were injured and had been sent to hospital for treatment. He said the dead were made up of three female and a male but could not give their ages. Following the death of the four persons, “the Police advised the Church leadership to stop the distribution of the anointing oil”. he said. Early this month, Prophet Joshua and his Church came under attack after security details working for him, illegally detained four journalists who had gone to cover a crusade he had organised in Accra. Enraged by the actions of the security details, the Ghana Journalists Association asked the Police, to investigate the circumstances that l...

If you have just 78 hours to live, what would you? What are the things you would like to do before you die? Bear it in mind that you have just 78 hours on EARTH.

PDP Chairman,  Caught Pants Down Afer "DOING IT" With A Prostitute. PDP Chairman is in a s*x scandal. This is the story we got. He allegedly took a young lady to the hotel and slept with her. Afterwards, he refused to pay her the agreed amount. In anger, the lady took his picture while he was in after s*x slumber and circulated it on the net. Oginidi! nawaooooo

=> University of Port Harcourt, UNIPORT: 200 and above for Dentistry,Pharmacy, Engineering (except Civil & Environmental Engineering), Management Sciences,Medicine, Nursing and Social Sciences; 180 and above for others are invited to a Screening Exercise First Choice and Second Choice. => Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK: 180 Arts (except Departments of English & History )and Education 200 for others => Federal University of Technology Owerri, FUTO: 180 First and Second Choice. => University of Ibadan UI: 200 First and Second Choice Most preferred => University of Lagos Unilag: 200 all courses, First Choice only => University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN: 200 all courses; first and second Choice. => Obafemi Awolowo University OAU: 200 [First Choice]. > Nnamdi Azikiwe University,NAU/ UNIZIK: 180 Arts (except Departments of English & History) and Education and 200 for others; first choice only. => University of Ilorin, Unilorin: 20...

Proud fans of STAR BOY WIZZY, make una celebrate with una man oo. He beat P-Square, Iyanya and Davido to win African Artist of the year at the just concluded Ghana Music awards. Congrats to him.

The actor announced the new today via BB. May his soul rest in peace. 

Yesterday evening a law student in 300level named Daalu was involved in a fatal bike accident. It was a head to head clash between a motocycle and a mini Volvo. The law student named Daalu was badly injured but sounded well when I spoke to him via mobile; which was a clear evidence of his quick recovery. Please get well. Students should minimize the rate of which they enter bike please.

Two students(Names witheld) from a lodge in Ukwulu were caught in the early hours of today practicing homosexuality. They were seen having sex and romacing. The information reaching our office was limited because our reporters were not let into the lodge. We promise to bring you details as soon as we get updated. Chai! Bobos dey home dey enjoy sin when me dey church. But I wonder why dem go dey mumu; in a school where the larger populace are girls and a few boys. What if they find themseves at Uli where you have less boys. In Engeneering department for instance, I learnt that you rarely find a girl there; if you eventually find one, the person behaves like a boy. Those guys need deliverance.

83 year old televangelist and media mogul Pat Robertson says that all men have a tendency to cheat and it's a wife’s duty is to keep her man faithful, by focusing on the positive and making sure the home is so enticing he doesn’t want to stray. Robertson said this while responding to a question from a viewer who wrote: “I’ve been trying to forgive my husband for cheating on me. We have gone to counseling, but I just can’t seem to forgive, nor can I trust. How do you let go of the anger? How do you trust again?" Below is Pat Robertson's reply...  “Here’s the secret. Stop talking the cheating. He cheated on you, well, he’s a man. You need to focus on the reasons you married him. Does he provide a home for you to live in? Does he provide food for you to eat? Does he provide clothes for you to wear? Is he nice to the children… Is he handsome?” What? So if he does all this then it's OK for him to cheat? See what else he said after the cut... “Recognize also, like it o...

Mr. Best, I really love your blog ,not just because it's the first in ANSU but because it feeds my romantic soul! I struggled with sending this email but I'm losing my mind so I hope your readers can help me. I apologise if you have addressed a similar issue previously but I couldn't find anything so here it goes.... I met a great guy some years ago now. It was like fate because he was in a different country but his friend met me and instantly thought we'd click. He was right, we did. We talked on the phone for about 3 months and then work took me to his location so we met in person. He had visa issues so he couldn't come to me in case you wondered. Before I went, we had great communication and we talked every day and for several hours on the weekend. He told me a lot of things, some that were very sensitive (visa situation e.g.) and he also opened up about his family etc. I knew I was developing feelings for him but I forced myself to wai...

The Gist-Me-Ansu crew was on a one on one chat with the vice chancellor; Prof. Fidelis Okafor and they discussed the recent bully of the students by the Anti Cult group. The Vice Chancellor made it clear to us that the Anti-Cult group should have no business with the appearance of students in school. He further said that whatever dressing tagged 'indecent' should be detected by the management. Una don hear am? Make una no dey dull. Info. got to us that during this past JAMB, some students were tied to the mango tree inside the school, near to the school gate. If that was true, it was really uncalled for.

THESE GUYS IF THEY REMAIN ACTIVE WOULD NOT BE LEFT OUT ON GIST-ME-ANSU AWARD DAY! Mr. Dulucks Bobby Ezubelu pol sci EZE CHUKWUEBUKA Linton crexyNora Vicmaly cyprian         Remember: To win our gift you must be active and must not miss to comment on posts 

Now you can expect a salary at the end on the month! Gist-Me-Ansu employs student workers. 1. Positions available: 10 bloggers(With blogging experience; Would be paid  #3000 monthly + MB allowance) 2. Advertisement department (20 people needed) 3. Graphic designer *Note: You work at the comfort of your home/lodge Just text your name and the position you wish to occupy to 08037214678 (no calls please)

An ancient tree (believed by some to be a tree of the gods) fell on Thursday May 16th, killing over 50 people at Umudagu Mbieri, Mbaitoli in Imo State. The Osisi Ukwu Uko, which has been in existence for over 200 years, fell during heavy rainstorm around 8pm Thursday night, collapsing on buildings, people selling their wares and customers buying good in a market under the tree. Those who didn't die lost body parts and are being treated at the hospital. People in the community had for many years called for the removal of the tree over safety concerns but the community elders refused to chop the tree down arguing that it was an  ancestral landmark. Some people in the village are speculating that the gods occupying the tree were angry with the villages over something and decided to strike. Now you can expect a salary at the end on the month! Gist-Me-Ansu employs student workers. 1. Positions available: 10 bloggers(With blogging experience; Would be paid  #3000...

Finally EmboMs and his committee was successful in their planning of the S.U.G week, though they deceived us into believing that Phyno would show up! If you are to rank them in percentage, what would you rank the NIGHT? As for me I rank it 68%  Now you can expect a salary at the end on the month! Gist-Me-Ansu employs student workers. 1. Positions available: 10 bloggers(With blogging experience; Would be paid  #3000 monthly + MB allowance) 2. Advertisement department (20 people needed) 3. Graphic designer *Note: You work at the comfort of your home/lodge Just text your name and the position you wish to occupy to 08037214678

A mail I got from a Nigerian soldier serving in Afghanistan. Hey Mr. Best, how are you doing and how is blogging going? Just want to use to opportunity to say I love your blog page. Its the only thing I look forward to after every day patrol and Taliban hunting. Gives me all the excitement I need. I am current serving in Afghanistan. Been here for 2 month, got 4 months left. Just want you to help me send a shout out to my friends and family because they all visit your page. Tell them I need their prayers and I'm sending love and kisses. I will be grateful if you do this for me. Thanks. xxx Frank Nnaemeka Anolue Now you can expect a salary at the end on the month! Gist-Me-Ansu employs student workers. 1. Positions available: 10 bloggers(With blogging experience; Would be paid  #3000 monthly + MB allowance) 2. Advertisement department (20 people needed) 3. Graphic designer *Note: You work at the comfort of your home/lodge Just text your name and the positi...