Joke of the day!


Akpos did stomach surgery and wen he opened his eyes he said oh thank God ooh,its over..One patient beside him said,hmm taa dnt b 2 fast dia,i dnt tink so bcox wen i had ma surgery 2 days ago,de forgot razor in ma tommy..Another patient said in d same rum said.. The same as me ooh,but my own na little spoon d 4get in my chest?...immediately doctor came bck n said ..did anybody see my watch,akpos fainted...if na u weti u go do?

Comments

Mr. Vicmaly said…
ah go 1st kul down, bt wen ah go faint na wen he kum ask me mak dem check ma body n c if he 4got it insyd ma body LOLZ
22 May 2013 at 06:37
Spydee+ psychology said…
If na me i go begin 2 cry cus no need d watch dey my stomach
22 May 2013 at 08:01
Spydee+ psychology said…
If na me i go begin 2 carry cus no need d watch d my stomach
22 May 2013 at 08:03
EZE CHUKWUEBUKA said…
Lol....i go run
22 May 2013 at 08:06
Unknown said…
Dat 1 dey nw,na naija doctorz 4 u,akpoz u dey faint im go stil comot d watch 4rm ur stomach na,come on wake up jor....ANTHONY PUB ADMIN
22 May 2013 at 08:30
Bobby Ezubelu pol sci said…
Hahahahahahahahah if na me I go faint ooooh no be small mata be dat
22 May 2013 at 08:33
Kizzy Psych said…
i go run away ooo
22 May 2013 at 10:04
Kizzy Psych said…
lolzz if d watch na talking watch, it go dey talk for ur belle lolzzzzz
22 May 2013 at 10:07
Mr. Dulocs said…
dis 1 na die, i go jst die dia
22 May 2013 at 11:49
Mr. Dulocs said…
u 4 tok say u go tel d doc. Mke im dial d watch's numba
22 May 2013 at 11:51
Private User said…
wtf.... If na me ehhh...
22 May 2013 at 14:10
Private User said…
I go sue the hospital and the doctor
22 May 2013 at 14:11
Private User said…
I go kill the doc
22 May 2013 at 14:12
MILADY PSYCH said…
Nice one
22 May 2013 at 15:33
cyprian polsci said…
Oh Gid.....d head is die...isii ukuuuu.....
22 May 2013 at 19:18
spydee+ psychology said…
i go carry my shoe n' run away
22 May 2013 at 19:47
Private User said…
Where you wan run to, Spydee?
22 May 2013 at 20:33
Private User said…
Yesterday, In the FCT, the FG have grant free use of guns to Individuals above 21 years old. The National Gun Control Agency (NGCA) says that the initiative was to promote Individual's self defense. The Gun license is to be issued to citizen who have attain the age of 21. Several gun control agencies had been setup in several states with much violence paricularly in the Northern states and some western state. License is to be issued to Nigeria citizens. Every gun legally owned by an individual must be registered with its NGC number printed on the sides.

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22 May 2013 at 21:51
Private User said…
Yesterday, In the FCT, the FG have grant free use of guns to Individuals above 21 years old. The National Gun Control Agency (NGCA) says that the initiative was to promote Individual's self defense. The Gun license is to be issued to citizen who have attain the age of 21. Several gun control agencies had been setup in several states with much violence paricularly in the Northern states and some western state. License is to be issued to Nigeria citizens. Every gun legally owned by an individual must be registered with its NGC number printed on the sides.

Achive from:
NigerianDailies.com
22 May 2013 at 21:52
Private User said…
The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was and the present worse than it is.
Try live better!!
22 May 2013 at 21:56
cyprian pol.sci said…
If one is been given a gun to handle dat means nigeria is not safe cos there will be high rate of armed robbery......fct shud beta tink twice befor engaging into such dangerous act. There is every possibility that young adults will engage into dangerous acts there by leading to an unsafe society for all. The way tins are now we don't need guns to protect ourselves from an external aggressor. Only God can save one in this country. Don't be surprised that one day u will fijd nigeria in the world map..u won't see it again.
23 May 2013 at 07:21
Kizzy Psych said…
Oso ga eme ugbua go be my 2nd name at dat point
23 May 2013 at 07:45
Unknown said…
That is good to hear
23 May 2013 at 10:32
Unknown said…
Akpors no suppose faint naa...?
23 May 2013 at 16:34
Unknown said…
Him for reason how to shit it out or vomit it.
23 May 2013 at 16:35
Unknown said…
Na wa ooo...so dis joke wae i be dae type since no show?
23 May 2013 at 16:49
Unknown said…
Mr best ur still d best.
23 May 2013 at 16:51
okoye blessing pol sci said…
If na ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ℓ̊ go faint jare
23 May 2013 at 21:55
Mr. Dulocs said…
Abeg for me akpos no suppose faint, dis Im ugly face nd big head fit mke doc. 4get even d scissors nd blades 4 im stomach.
24 May 2013 at 12:06
Unknown said…
Mr Duloc, u don see Akpors before?
24 May 2013 at 13:37
Mr. Dulocs said…
Mr. Eze were is ND I've nt seen him
24 May 2013 at 19:12
Unknown said…
There was dis guy who is engaged to get married and the girl he was about to marry didnt trust him so she tried to use her sister to find out if he could be faithful to her,so wen the guy went to visit her, her sister started showing her arse and touching her body,
24 May 2013 at 23:28
Unknown said…
So d gal came up and told him that she wanted him to fuck her, so d guy left the gal and headed towards his car to collect some condoms so he saw his wife standing outside his car with her arms wide open and when he came closer she said to him 'u made it my luv' ...this is to the guys, if na u, wetin u go do?
24 May 2013 at 23:35
Private User said…
Omo.. Na wetin I go do, I never cock my gun and I never shoot...
25 May 2013 at 08:13
Private User said…
.....Oga madam come show up, I go drop my gun... Lmao
25 May 2013 at 08:14
Mr. Dulocs said…
Hahahahaha vry funny
25 May 2013 at 19:45
Unknown said…
For sure...
25 May 2013 at 22:17
Mr. Dulocs said…
I'm gonna play sme tricks to buy my wife off den snd ha 2 d house
26 May 2013 at 08:35
Unknown said…
What if she doesnt go?
26 May 2013 at 11:07
Unknown said…
For real guys...
2 June 2013 at 18:41
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