Love and Matters of the Heart with Chinelo Udeolisa

*Unedited mail*

Hi Nelly, My gf is a sex-maniac and it is NOT a good thing. She is addicted to porn and always watches a porn film before she makes love to me. Unfortunately, I am never able to satisfy her because so much porn viewing has sky-rocketed her expectations in bed.What should I do? My sex-life is getting a beating because she satisfies herself with the porn rather than me. Help!


Nellys Opinion: I think you are not honest, u r using Porn-site to protect your desire of love less than her desire. Be honest & confess her, You cant match her so don't pretend it.

Feel free to send me your relationship problems
uli.gistmeansu@gmail.com
Please lets advise him.

Comments

Anonymous said…
very funny problem u have got. Actually, i can only advise u based on ur age. if u are still in the university i wuld advise u to go and face ur studies. Premarital sex is bad. thats my say on this.
4 October 2013 at 19:27
Paddy said…
dats d truth. Nelly is right but her answer is funny. d guy is just not a match for his babe. It takes a strong man to witstand ur babe. Y not try drugs b4 sexing her. if after trying it she still does it better dan u do den contact me for help. 07039263836
4 October 2013 at 19:34
Unknown said…
hahahahah very funny. I dont know how to advice you oo
4 October 2013 at 19:45
Unknown said…
go get alomo bitters my bf uses it. It works fine
4 October 2013 at 19:55
Anonymous said…
Nelly will not kill me oo. Who told you he cant match her? but dia is a bit of truth in in ooo. he should start watching porn too and see how far it wuld take him. I am srong oo, i mean my girls friend knws i am capable

KONJI MASTER said
4 October 2013 at 20:05
Unknown said…
Edet,do you mean your boyfriend uses alome bitter on you?
4 October 2013 at 20:17
Anonymous said…
Fit in or fit out
4 October 2013 at 20:49
Unknown said…
Chinelo pls free me. I done talk my own. Thats what works for me and my bf so they should try it out too. Just an advice
4 October 2013 at 21:05
RUSTY said…
Tk anything dat gets u high as she de watch d porn film in preparation for sex,I think wt dt u can fuck porn into her,in such a way dat she go beg. Wot Nonsense
4 October 2013 at 21:52
o mpa said…
Guy I go like meet dat ur babe o but as e dey be if u try as ur strength fit carry u make u tell am.no dey form James bond and den she go kill u one nyt
4 October 2013 at 22:15
Unknown said…
To be honest u need to meet Denze and ask him hw he does it. I'm sure by now you should have gotten the answer you needed.
4 October 2013 at 22:42
Anonymous said…
denze????? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah denze has got a nice reputation oo. He is my man y u dey cast am naa? Its not his fault that he is handsome. Lols
4 October 2013 at 22:45
kelvin ZM said…
Broda I tell u most solemnly, its either u upgrade ur software to be higher than hers or u loose d race even before u start it.... Dis guy ere shld go and activate his sex life... Wen u hv a sex freak for a babe nd she still stays with u nd hasn't gone out to hv sex with anoda guy (dat we r nt sure of), guy d babe is a gold mine....
Hahahahahahahah.....
Dnt mind me joor.... broda seriously u hv to up ur game... U nid to learn hw to do d "four play" before d sex well.... Guy dats one of many ways u can satisfy ur woman oh!!!!! Bliv me man, up ur sex skills nd beat her
4 October 2013 at 23:12
Ada said…
Its unfair to mention Denze's name here o. The guy no fit harm fly.
4 October 2013 at 23:21
Anonymous said…
I'm sure u are one of his subjects. Aids is real
4 October 2013 at 23:25
Unknown said…
This case is absurd. I used to have a similar case with my guy, but it sounds scary to find a girl who is a sex maniac. I had to give him what he wanted that's all. As for you, I think you should do the same if you don't want to loose her. Mr. Best I hail
4 October 2013 at 23:41
Unknown said…
Kelvin i hail oo
5 October 2013 at 03:37
MC DEPRINCE said…
Well brother,1 good tin is dat,u not aporn star so dnt go matching ur strenght with his. You jst ve 2 discover the best way 2 satisfy her nd u are there.wen ever u leave ur gal unsatisfy,u calling outsiders 2 cum finish d work. You mst sex as good as porn stars bt be unique on ur own way nd she wil like ur pattern. Then 4 d guys,reduces ur sugar intake cos it weakens the dick.MC DEPRINCE
5 October 2013 at 05:11
Unknown said…
Hmmmm,Mc Deprince thanks for your option
5 October 2013 at 05:39
Unique vivi masscomm said…
my dear, re asking indirectly how to last long on bed? if not is okay ooo.
my dear is alwys a normally tin for guys, once dey dnt satisfy dia gf, d fear to lose her ll come.
One tin dat am thinking is dat u alwys jump into sex without romancing ur babe and wen i said romancing i mean very HOT romance. nt d 1 u kiss her for 2 mins and press her breast small and jump into sex. just try to give ha vry cool hot romance for atleast for 30 mins b4 jumpin into sex. wit dat u ll knw her sensitive part and work on it. remember this forget abt to satisfy urself and focus on hw to satisfy ha. my dear ur future mataz focus more on ur study thanks
5 October 2013 at 07:06
Paddy said…
@Mc.Daprince 1st of all go & learn hw to speak English. I tink say u be comedian mtcheww
5 October 2013 at 07:07
Anonymous said…
Vivi! Tell dem oo
5 October 2013 at 07:09
Onyii bus said…
Oge i dey suspect ur statement ,if u have had it with Denze,be open,and tell us he satisfied u;viv i think i go wit ur opinion
5 October 2013 at 10:12
MC DEPRINCE said…
Tanks at paddy,I will go nd learn english. Or probably, I tink u cum teach me. Atleast u be ur brothers keeper
5 October 2013 at 12:44
Anonymous said…
What a humble guy. Lol
5 October 2013 at 12:55
Anonymous said…
Guy u are such a clown. See d kind of problem u submitted. Ppl can be annoying
5 October 2013 at 12:57
EZE CHUKWUEBUKA said…
Funi
5 October 2013 at 13:57
Denze said…
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
5 October 2013 at 14:14
Mr Denze said…
Please someone just used ma name to text some unholy expressions;i think it will be pertinent and germane at this juncture for me to say Thanks,and God bless to whomsoever this is.But b warned;so as to avoid the wrath of d almighty
5 October 2013 at 14:22
Anonymous said…
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
5 October 2013 at 14:25
Anonymous said…
Dis denze is a fool.
5 October 2013 at 14:27
D1 said…
Please,my fellow enlightened Nigerian's,it is barbaric,unGodly,evil and diabolic for someone to paste Comments encapsulating vulgar and uncensored words with another's name.I have known Mr Denze even before I entered Ansu and I just put a call to him right now and he blatantly denied pasting the uncensored comments above with his name.pls let's behave like human beings and not animal.God bless us all.
5 October 2013 at 14:39
Anonymous said…
The person that impersonated Mr Denze with this unholy words will die an untimely death.....Matthew said
5 October 2013 at 14:42
Oge NCF said…
Dont worry,we all know that a devil out there impersonated U̶̲̥̅̊,but his fate has already been decided by God.it is well
5 October 2013 at 14:47
Chibyk said…
Oge or whatever U̶̲̥̅̊ devilish name that is attached to ur Siamesed mouth.don't bloody call people's name in this issue especially denze's name.don't forget to check d meaning of douche bag cuz that's what U̶̲̥̅̊ are
5 October 2013 at 14:53
Denze said…
Please o, my name is Denze Chukwuebuka Oguemenike. I just got admission into Ansu newly. Pls I am nt comemnting for anybody. Mr. Denze my name sake please, its a different person. And as for d comment, its my opinion and I hav no apologies for dat.
5 October 2013 at 16:17
Anonymous said…
Stop speaking wrong english. Who ask u dese?
5 October 2013 at 16:17
C.B said…
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
5 October 2013 at 16:40
Anonymous said…
CB,go respect ur mum b4 u respect urself;dont say dat rubbish again;cos if u wer there in d election u wil see what happened,den u will see that Mr Denze is d president we neva had;as u wey claim say u b denze Chukwuebuka...in yr 1;better don't parade urself as Denze,respect urself and answer d name wey ur mama give u,or u don't wana graduate;Best caution dis rogues dat uses dis blog to spoil one's name.Guys una dey disgrace meooo,how una dey desperate to spoil ur fellow guy's name;ask urself a question;if it's u???;i think u all owe d innocent guy some appology,cos he represents ansu,both in school and outside.ask abt me,am Jango,not photocopy,n no try me
5 October 2013 at 17:16
C.B said…
best stp deleting my coment. Beds of d same feda. Y protecting him?
5 October 2013 at 17:46
Jess said…
Cb go develop your site where u insult people ,dis site is not meant for,jealous,selfish,and empty headed ppl like u dat cant even develop themselves,but derive pleasure in tarnishin people's image.as for ansu n beyond,even in ma school unizik,denze and best are made,so go find something doin with ur poor self. jessica
5 October 2013 at 22:47
Hon a.b supreme said…
U guyz can do sumtin better with diz time u use in leaving room 4 misunderstanding,ur wordz should continually educate pple around u,let dem create a portrait of enthusiasm.nd denzy baba never expect a 16''*20'' idea 2 be celebrated by a 3''*5" mind....fada best i d hail o,asuu nd f.g...... just d remember our life in skul as we d drink garri 4 kingz nd queenz.
5 October 2013 at 23:07
Anonymous said…
Supreme u are matured.Ezeman
7 October 2013 at 13:44
No Name said…
Lolz @Anonymous 13:44_ how does he sound matured? Define maturity pls?
7 October 2013 at 17:55
Obi pol sci said…
@no name,na bcoz of people lyk u naija no go change 4 good.
7 October 2013 at 23:54
Anonymous said…
u ppl wil not kill me.
9 October 2013 at 09:03
Anonymous said…
Dis is nt d right thing to talk here. U guys are still young for dis. Nelly I acknowledge ur desire to help d youth, bt u should advice properly. Let us learn d basics and stop dis nonsense.
11 October 2013 at 12:31
Kelvin said…
D guy shud practice wit oda gals na for him to be in form
11 October 2013 at 16:23
Anonymous said…
D guy shud practice wit oda gals na for him to be in form
11 October 2013 at 17:02
Unknown said…
Rubbish!!!! End time....
12 October 2013 at 12:09
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