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Exclusive: S.U.G President and P.R.O (Uli) to launch S.U.G's 1st website

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I have been working on this website for weeks now. Honestly, this regime has not been too bad. They are also trying the little way they can. This website is sponsored by Onwa Casmir (S.U.G President) and Odogwu Zimuzor (S.U.G P.R.O Uli Campus) and is to be launched online on the 15th December,2013. 

Love and Relationship Matters with Baby Blinks

*Unedited mail Blinks must I alwaz go. 2 bed wit ma bf, am nt a sex freek bt. He alwas see it as my work weneva I visit him. We alwaz do it weneva we c nt untill I told him I dnt wana do it d last time we saw....he took it upon me dat I was seein sm1 dat was y I refusd. I am confuse, wat shd I do? Plz neva u post my name or address. plz o Blinks Opinion:  Babe, I' m not sure you told him that you are not a sex freak before the dating started. Before one starts a relationship, he/she  has to spell out clearly the Do's and Don't's and secondly one must be sure of the destination of that relationship. You don't have to blame the guy that much, because you were were enjoying it wen it all started and now you expect him to take it easy at the middle of the road. NO WAY! Sincerely speaking, I must need the help of G.M.A readers to trash this problem. My head is blank now.

My short friend, Osita Iheme shares NEW pictures

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This short colleague and super star actor Osita Iheme recently posted these pictures of himself and a Ghanaian Actress Nana Ama McBrown having fun. Some bloggers with itchy fingers said Osita and Nana are ....(You know naa)  Well, I will not say that too. I just know they had mad fun. And I'm specially happy because he is short like me. lolz.  Height is not a barrier after all.*winks See more pictures after the cut...

Please Don’t Ask Her For Sex If You Can’t Give Her Money- Femi Davies

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Femi Devies is a well respected journalist. Just yesterday afternoon he updated this on his facebok page. Please do you agree with him? As for me, I do. If you have not liked us on facebook, then you are on a long thing. CLICK  HERE  to like us on facebook. Twitter: @Gistmeansu BBM: 3320FDAD

Cyprian Jideofor should go to hell with his swagg- Zuby de Don

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Hi people, this Uli based DJ and Electrical Electronics Engineering student Don Connell, said the former G.M.A's hottie of the day is not worth it. If you missed the pic. click HERE. He sent me several email condemning the former hottie. He said Cyprian Jideofor should go to hell with his swag. lolz. Initially, I ignored him until the email became too much. Rate them.... If you have not liked us on facebook, then you are on a long thing. CLICK  HERE  to like us on facebook. Twitter: @Gistmeansu BBM: 3320FDAD

A Must Read for Every Student!

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*****DISCLAIMER/PROVISO**** The words, allusions and the contents of this script solely represents the opinion    of the writer with regards to the protracted  ‘ASUU  V FG  IMPASSE’ and as such   should not be binding on any of the consumers of this piece nor impliedly instigate a feeling of aversion/hatred towards any of the particular party involved in this exposition.                              The 2 FIGHTING ELEPHANTS + THE GRASS While I was growing Up I learnt that an adage states thus ‘that when two Elephants Fight; That the Grasses suffer’. In this vein, many of the future Leaders of this nation have been “languishing “ at home for almost half a year or an estimated university academic semester which made me to ask the question “why is ASUU hell-bent not to rescind their industrial action desp...

SOMETHING MUST REALLY BE WRONG WITH NDI ABIA STATE "By Chijioke Ngobili"

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One of the foremost Igbo intellectuals and a great historian fiercely told me after asking me a few questions about Abia State: “Chijioke, something is definitely wrong with ndị Abia State. And whatever that’s wrong with them can be traced historically. I guess a certain curse is following some of their groups, and that’s why you have them comfortably silent in that decrepit condition of their State. We must try to know a people, and when we know that, we can know why they behave like they do and why they have a particular problem”. I’m not going deeper into the import of that statement, but no doubt, something is definitely wrong with ndị Abia State and of course, things can’t be alright with Abia State when something is most certainly wrong with its people. It baffles me the most that nobody is talking about it. Or, might I ask; has anybody forbidden anyone to talk about it?  Heck, nobody is talking about the decrepit, most woeful, most shameful, most raped, m...

How well did Achebe handle the S.U.G week/Night?

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Two months ago we discussed EmboMc, the S.U.G Director of Socials for Igbariam Campus. Your comments I'm sure will enable the next D.O.S to sit up.   Today we would be discussing Achebe the young man who is pictured below. He is the current S.U.G Director of Socials for Uli campus. Achebe Chinua Emmanuel from Biological Sciences 300L. Please what is your opinion on how he ran his tenure?  Was it manageable? Let's share your thoughts.

"Go to motor parks and recruit lecturers" Asuu dares FG back

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 In a telephone interview with Daily Trust, the ASUU chairman, UniAbuja Chapter, Dr. Clement Chup says the union dared the federal government to sack its members over the prolonged universities' strike. "The school can go ahead and ask students to resume but we won’t do any work; we won’t teach them.  It is not our responsibility to resume until ASUU decides.

We give ASUU one week to call off - FG

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According to  Vanguard The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has been given one week ultimatum to call off the ongoing strike. The directive was given today, in Abuja by the acting Minister of Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike while speaking with journalists. The union has been on strike since July 1 over the non Implementation of a 2009 agreement with the federal government. According to reports, the lecturers at their NEC meeting last week in Kano, demanded that government should pay the four-month salary arrears being owed varsity lecturers while there should be immediate implementation of the N1.2tn offerred by the goverment to public varsities, starting with the release of N100bn this year, before the strike can be called off. A demand the acting Minister Wike had described as ,”outrageous.” Meantime, ASUU had said it would meet with President Jonathan on the decisions reached at its NEC meeting before any announcement will be made concerning the 5months old stri...

Breaking News: APC commence Protest in Abuja over Anambra election

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The All progressive congress (APC) today commenced street protest by marching to the headquaters of Independent Electoral Commission (INEC) in Abuja. The protesters with notable party officials submitted a formal petition calling the outright cancellation of the controversial governorship Election in the Anambra state. Continue to see more pictures

Our S.U.G President in his 50's lolz (Photo of the day)

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He has swag. Doesn't he? If you have not liked us on facebook, then you are on a long thing. CLICK  HERE  to like us on facebook. Twitter: @Gistmeansu BBM: 3320FDAD

H.I.V and AIDs Cure now in ENUGU!

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A healing river has appeared in a town  called Nachi, in Udi LGA. The river, now called Orimiri Jordan (River Jordan) was first seen on Nov. 11th. It is said to posses healing powers. READ happily. Don't forget to share.

Exclusive Interview with Miss ANSU Uli [Pictures]

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Hello! I apologize on-behalf  of G.M.A crew for the inconsistency in posting recently. It was caused by circumstances beyond our control. Please forgive. Friends, I personally interviewed Miss Ansu Uli campus this morning. She is awesome! Honestly, she is somebody I recommend. *winks Grab a sit and read the interview below together with pictures. 

For ANSU STUDENT artists Only

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For ANSU students who would like to participate in the Tony Oneweek's Music Talent Hunt 2013. I have got a good news for you. (See my DP) Gist Me ANSU would sponsor two (2) artist from Anambra State Univrsity Uli/Igbariam for FREE! We will secure the FORM and ensure they are very comfortable on the days of the contest.  To qualify simply Email us your ENTRY song and Studio picture to  gistmeansu@gmail.com . Entry closes  28th November 2013 . Voting starts 28th Night and ends  30th November 2013

Hottie of the day!

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Political Science 300level, Cyprian Jideofor a.k.a Swags.... one of ANSU's CUTEST and SEXIEST nigga alive. Lol .... Very shy but friendly...loves dancing,singing , modeling and SMOKING...hopes to be a top model and Nigeria's biggest biz tycoon....

My BF does his morning pee in my mouth.

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How do I stop him from this act? Am Juliet 24, I stay with my boyfriend off campus, every morning my boyfriend likes to take his morning pee in my mouth. This started way back in my year 1 when we just decided to get freaky,he then suggested that he pee in my mouth which I agreed and since then he will wake me up and tell me he has to pee so i will get on my knees open my mouth real wide and wait for him to fill my mouth with his hot morning pee and after his done peeing in my mouth i suck his dick until he comes this is how i start my morning. He has gotten use to it that whenever I refuse doing it,he will beat me up so bad, I really love him so much I don’t want to get him hurt,now am scared of drinking his pee because people say it contains harmful substance please is it true,and if yes how do I stop my boyfriend from this act without him beating me up,he enjoys it,is it that he’s abusing me indirectly am just confused, please help!

Miss ANSU Uli vs Miss ANSU Igbariam

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Who is more on point?

ASUU finally speaks!

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  According to PUNCH  25th Nov.,2013. The Academic Staff Union of Universities has said it will  not  suspend its ongoing strike  until the four months salaries owed its members are paid. The union also wants the immediate implementation of the N1.2tn offer by the Federal Government to public universities, starting with the release of N100bn this year. The balance of N1.1tn is to be spread over five years from 2014. These were some of the resolutions reached by members of the National Executive Council of the union who converged on Kano on Friday to deliberate on whether to call off the over four- month-old industrial action or not. A source, who was privy to the resolutions  reached during the President Goodluck Jonathan – ASUU leadership meeting three weeks ago, told The PUNCH on Sunday,  that  the fresh demands were some of the issues to be tabled before Jonathan by  the leadership  during their next meeting. A date for the ...

Who get that thing! Lol

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Please I did not show you anything. "Vanishes" lol!

Why are ladies always doing this, where are the futures of tomorrow?

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'Saying the situation of 'demoralisation' in the world of young folks these days is disheartening will be likened to one of the greatest of totology ever. The advent of the internet has not even made th situation more bearable, as these crazy displays have been made to flow easier and faster, making the culprits more visible to the upcoming ones, thereby administering more. confidence like a drug. Imagine how many pictures similar to the ones above that have been uncovered online. Imagine What damage it would do to the owner of this child that was nurtured to adulthood. Would we comfortably conclude that this flexibility the internet has brought in has done more harm than good?'- Yinka Adenihun Could this be a request from a boyfriend too? (Originally appeared on Info.NG)

Would you like to attend your Ex (Girlfriend/Boyfriend's) wedding?

Ifeanyi Ikeogu, my childhood friend faced a shocker last saturday as he attended his girlfriend's wedding. He could not hold back his tears. He wished he could stop the marriage but it was not possible. Would you attend your ex's wedding?

Sunday Riddle

Let us see how smart you are. Jubril Ahmed has 5 kids and half of them are female. How is that possible?

B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!! ASUU Calls Off 5 Months Strike.

The Academic staff of University union, (ASUU) as of today "23rd November 2013" voted in Kano to call off their 5 months old strike. The Union leaders agreed to inform Mr president of their decision on Monday, being November 25, 2013. Rejoice with swag while we work hard to keep you updated. One love. (Source A.I.T 8 o'clock news)

EXPOSED! 2nd Runner Up Miss Philosophy and her Sugar Daddy.

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I  saw this picture and cried, could this be my own Adaeze Nduka?  Lol!  thats a picture  from her debut movie. I just pulled your legs a bit. 

Guess Who Has This Nyash?

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Hello peeps, guess who has got this nyash...Clue; She was once rumored to be dating Banky W, but they didn’t, they were just close. who is she?

Love and Relationship Matters with Baby Blinks

My BF asked me to send him my nudes but I have never done that before. I told him I can't and since then he has been giving me attitude, Blinks what do you think? We have been getting along well. Until I turned down his request for my nude pics. My girlfriends told me its not a big deal. Blinks Opinion: Dearest, morally it is very unacceptable. So your saying a NO is not bad. I think you should even make your NO more BLUNT. Maybe I should remind you of Ex-Miss Unizik whose nude pictures are scattered all over the internet. It could also be a 'one time' faithful boyfriend who did that. As for giving you 'attitude' as you said...biko ignore! If possible forget him. For him to tell you to send your nudes to him should have shown you how dirty minded he is. Please you can also advice her. Your opinion is also needed. Do you have relationship problems to share with us? Email: blinksgistmeansu@gmail.com Ping me personally: 25C10522

UniCAL student raped to coma!

A 17-year-old female student of the University of Calabar (name withheld) was raped to a state of coma by armed robbers who raided the hostel she and several other colleagues are living on Tuesday night in Calabar. The robbers, according to a student who gave his name as Ngoli, attacked the hostel located at Mount Zion Road/Inyang Edem Street at about 2am and raped all the female students, carted away all their laptops and cell phones. "They stared by firing warning shots into the air to warn us that they came for serious business and thereafter went from room to room battering everybody and raping the female students one after the other". He said the girl that went into coma was still a virgin that made all the robbers want to have a taste of her. "The first one to pounce on her announced to the rest that she was still a virgin and that made everyone of them go after her and in the process she bled seriously yet they would not allow her go". More details ...

Condolence visit to Miss NESA yesterday.

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L-R Vanessa, Miss Economics, Mr. Best of GistMe-ANSU at Nanka for Papa's Burial It is with heavy hearts that I, on behalf of all members of GistMe-ANSU, send our condolence message to one of our own own, Miss Economics, over the death,of her loving dad. Constance Ezenekwe (Miss NESA) is one the most valuable contributors to GistMe-ANSU and one of our knowledgeable sisters.

Tackle this: Are we really missing school or our Loved ones?

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Their have been alot of outcry to call of the strike, so students can go back to school and face their studies. But at the same time I am forced to ask we students, if we are really missing school(Education) or missing our loved ones (Cohabiters).? ' I hear say no market for girls and for guys Konji don murder dem' *Coughs*

GMA Exclusive: 5 Ailments That Can Be Cured By Sex

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According to The Daily Mail, the hypothalamus region of the brain is active during a cluster headache, and the same area shows activity during orgasm. So, what else can sex cure? Take a look at the list below and start treating your ailments. 1. Stress Need to relax? Look no further than the bedroom. In a Scottish study, men and women were placed in stressful situations and told to keep records of their sexual activity. People who had recorded having intercourse responded better to stress. 2. Sleeping Problems Trouble hitting the hay? Forget counting sheep. Oxytocin, the endorphin released during orgasms, also promotes sleep. 3. High Blood Pressure Researchers discovered that sexually active people have lower blood pressure when faced with stressful tasks. 4. Bad Mood Not only does semen contain mood-elevating chemicals, such as endorphins and oxytocin, the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality found that sexually active people take fewer sick leaves and enjoy life more. ...

You cannot hide that gist from us! We must hear it. *Reporters needed from Uli Campus*

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You can get paid for reporting for Gist-Me-ANSU. Its very simple. Just email us the GIST via gistmeansu@gmail.com , alvanmademan@gmail.com , PING us or Tweet us. Before the information appears on this blog we PAY you. Vacancy  3 Male and 3 Female reporters needed from Uli Campus.

Mr. ANSU Uli Vs Mr. ANSU Igbariam (Who has got the swag?)

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The cute dudes below are Mr. ANSU from the both campus. Some of us might be meeting them for the first time. We have got a question for you guys... 1. What do you think of them? 2. Who has got the BETTER swag?

New Song: Badt Man Thing- Zubby

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This song is a club banger! If you have not downloaded yours, then you are on a long thing. Zubby is a talent that should be encouraged. See for yourself HERE . Gentle was on the beat. DOWNLOAD CLICK  HERE  to like us on facebook. Twitter.com/gistmeansu BBM: 3320FDAD

FFK speaks again "is he tribalistic?"

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I love this man because he is always direct and doesn't mix up words unlike other leaders. I know this comment is a comment of Disunity, but if you look at what's happening in Nigeria and most especially, between Anambra state and Lagos state, then you must applaud FFK.

Crack this: Is it Improper for a Guy to Love a fellow Guy without being gay?

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Someone sent this to my mail, i found it interesting and decided to put it up. You all are fully aware that our reasoning (Nigerian) is quite different from that of the westerners. But i want to ask this question:  If a guy could love a woman, why does it look absurd, for a guy to say, he loves his fellow guy? Rather they prefer saying i like my guy, but uses the word "Love" for women. The last time i checked, i know its improper (English wise) to say u like a human, rather you like his behaviour. Likes are meant for behaviours, foods and hobbies. So why is it very hard to say you love your fellow guy?

INEC'S AWFUL OUTING IN ANAMBRA, BY OKEY NDIBE

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I’m writing this piece first thing on Sunday morning, so I don’t know yet which candidate and party won – by fair or foul means – the governorship election in my home state of Anambra. But here’s what I can say with confidence: the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) lost. Reports indicated that voting started late at many locations. Ballot papers and result sheets were often missing. As in past elections, many voters were unable to find their names on the voters’ roster. And there was little or no voting in many parts of Idemili local government area. In the end, INEC was compelled to reschedule voting in 65 wards in the area. In many other societies, what transpired in Anambra last Saturday would be regarded as a portrait of utter failure. The INEC officials who oversaw the colossal mess would have been too ashamed to hold on to their jobs a day longer. If they didn’t resign, they would have been fired. Alas, it’s Nigeria! It’s in...

Tweet of the day!

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Todays tweet says;  'Please let me seize this opportunity to thank even those who didn't consider me good enough to have their votes. I respect that right.'- Willie Obiano

Obiano, the best man for this race!

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I found this article by James Eze very appetizing, so I think you need to see it too. Writing about victory and human blindness to reality, Tsun Zu, the famous Chinese military strategist and philosopher once observed that “all men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.” The battle for the soul of Anambra State has held the world spellbound in the past two months. Strategies have countered strategies, plots have answered plots but what most of the world will see after polling on Saturday will naturally be the victory. Only few people will recall the strategies that led to it. We shall presently examine the various strategies of war mounted by the various gubernatorial candidates and why others will lose to APGA’s Chief Willie Obiano

PHOTOS: Nigerian Super Eagles Arrives London For Tonight's Friendly With Italy

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The African Champions, SUPER EAGLES of Nigeria arrive Heathrow Airport London last night for an international friendly with ITALY holding today at Fulham FC. The SUPER EAGLES will later today be taking on ITALY in an international friendly at Fulham FC, Craven Cottage – we’ll send you pictures as we get them. International Friendly ITALY vs NIGERIA (Super Eagles) Date: TODAY – Monday, 18th, November, 2013 Venue: FULHAM FC, Craven Cottage, Stevenage Rd, London SW6 6HH Kick Off: 7.45pm Tickets: Adults – £25, £30. Junior – £15

PHOTO: Could This Be The Largest 'YANSH' in NYSC Camp?

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This babe should have kept some of the load at home and not take all to NYSC camp *lolz* That Yansh is much!!! CLICK  HERE  to like us on facebook. Twitter:  @ gistmeansu

[Photo] Beautiful lady strips in public then fingers herself

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According to G.Plan; A girl of about 24 years of age got out of a brand new PRADO and stripped herself naked. G.Plan said this action is normal for the Moukwagna'ns a well-known tribe in Cameroon. This is one of the many conditions they must observe in other to remain rich. 'We’ve register more than a dozen cases in Douala. The authorities of the beautiful Cameroonian economic capital must find a solution to end this practice.'- G.Plan  The scene lasted for over an hour disrupting movements. The police officers on duty also watched happily. CLICK  HERE  to like us on facebook. Twitter: @ gistmeansu

Anambra Election Results!

- #AnambraDecides Nothing is happening at PU:04/10/07/004, Nwaziki Playground, Idemili North up till now (2.57 pm) - PU:04/07/01/010, Esther Obiakor Estate, Awka South. Voters are refusing to vote because no Result Sheet. #AnambraDecides - Dr. Chris Ngige passes vote of no confidence on state electoral commissioner, Prof Onukaogu - INEC extends voting in Idemili North to 6pm. #Anambraelection - Ihiala LGA/12 Ogboro/07 ogbolo primary school - APC: 28 APGA: 6 PDP: 6 LP: 1 NNDP: 2 #AnambraDecides - Final result after counting for Ward1 Enugu Agidi PU 014: Labour 1, APC 3, ADC 1 APGA 23, PDP 31 Void 2. - PU:04/07/19/008 EZINIFITE VILLAGE HALL, OKpuno, Awka South. Youths disrupting voting right now.Help needed. Reinforce Security.

Anambra Election In Pictures

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Accreditation on-going in one of the polling units in the Catholic Diocese Onitsha

Love and Matters of the Heart with Baby Blinks

Firstly, may I sincerely apologize for my late posting today. It was very unavoidable. *Unedited mail Blinks, I wanted to know if it is okay to forgive my boyfriend for cheating on me. He had sex with my classmate in my room while I wasn't around. It hurts me so much that he did this, yet he still denies it. He tell me nothing serious really happened. But It was very clear to me. Two sachets of condoms were missing in my rack. Secondly, I got them sweating like goats in a cold evening. I love him a lot and I never thought he would do something like this to me. Every day he shows me how much he cares for me and loves me. So when I found out, it broke me to pieces. Now when I look at him, I just imagine him with that other girl. What should I do? Please help me. Baby Blinks Opinion : Is it okay to forgive someone for cheating? Yes, in certain situations. Would I advise you to forgive your boyfriend for cheating? Honestly, NOOOOO! . I know that’s probably not the advice yo...

Anambra State Governorship Election comes up tomorrow " Please Endeavor to Vote"

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Tomorrow is the day we decide our faiths as students/youths. Any negative decision will make tomorrow must affect us directly or indirectly. As we go down to the polling boots, don't forget to cast your votes wisely. Remember, do not sell your vote for money.   Note:  Students that registered their voters card in igbariam, you all know that the out going government have neglected us a lot, please for the sake of change, for the sake of our electricity, for the sake of our security, for the sake of reduction in our school fees please endeavor to go down to Igbariam and vote. God bless Anambra!!

Download MC. Okiripoto's latest skit! Very funny...lol. lwkmd

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One of ANSU's best comedian MC. Okiripoto currently released an audio skit titled 'Job Interview'. Funny Okiripoto proves himself once again. Please download it HERE

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Vaginas

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"A healthy vagina has an odour, but it is usually not very pungent. A yeast or bacterial infection can make it smell more pungent, but a funky smelling peach doesn’t always mean an infection. Many of the things a woman eats will affect the way her genitals taste and smell. For example, eating lots of pineapple and sweet fruits will make it taste and smell sweeter (which can be great for oral sex), but vegetables such as cabbage or asparagus can give it a more off putting scent. " Next time your girl gives you the excuse that she doesn’t want to have sex with you because she has a headache, you can tell her she’s full of it. An orgasm is an excellent pain reliever, and can work as well as over the counter medicines or even some pharmaceutical grade pain relievers. You just have to actually make sure you give her a great orgasm! 

MUST READ: Is APGA truly an IGBO party? " By Alvan Mademan"

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First of all let me commence by commending his Excellency Governor Peter Obi for doing a nice job in Anambra state for the past 8years in office, but come to think of it, he is the Governor so i expect him to perform his duties and Obligations. Please while skimming down my write up, bear in mind that am not here to lay blames on any one/Group but to be realistic,factual and tell each other the truth. Am here to rescind the misleading notion which some of us have in mind that APGA is an IGBO party.             It will be of my interest to let you know that when DIM ODUMEGWU OJUKWU came back from Exile he joined NPN, which was seen as an HAUSA PARTY, thereby leaving ZIK's NPP behind. Why did he do so,you may ask? His intention was that Ziks Party(NPP) were lagging behind therefore he needed a party at the federal level so he can bring the power easily down to the Igbos. Unfortunately he failed before he gave ...

My Dog Nigeria is 1year today!

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My best-friend and companion, Nigeria turned 1year today. Nigeria was born on the 13th of November 2013. Biko nu join me as I celebrate my best-friend's birthday!

Former ASUU president Festus Iyayi killed in fatal crash today

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Former President of Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, Dr. Festus Iyayi, was killed this afternoon in a fatal auto accident in Lokoja, on his way to Kano state for a meeting of the National Executive Council (NEC) of ASUU where the union is expected to call off its four month old strike. It's being reported that the convoy of the Governor of Kogi State, Mr. Idris Wada, rammed into the vehicle conveying Professor Iyayi and some members of the union to Kano. The university don who is also a popular writer, died on the scene while two other occupants of the vehicle were injured.   I also learnt that the next ASUU meeting has been moved to January 15 2014, over the sudden death of Prof Festus Iyayi.  Students na trade tinzz oo. Lol!