How to tell when someone just had sex




Do you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you've gotten laid?

Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation.

In an European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm just by watching them walk.

But that's not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had sex.

Here are a few others:


The Glow:

There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in the cheeks look after sex -- more blood flow -- but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact?

It happens.

Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin:
This is also known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid.
She has a secret that's making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had sex with a happy ending.

The Wet Spot:
I know this is gross but getting seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of having sex, at least if you don’t use a condom or your partner doesn’t pull out.
And it's not one of the good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you recently had sex.
Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help prevent this -- just sayin'.

The Unflappably Buoyant Mood:
A post-intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m going too slow.
Cut in front of me in the check-out line at the store.
And let my kids scream at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school.
.
 Don’t. Care.
Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.

So, what's different about you after you've had sex?

Share your thoughts with us!


Comments

Anonymous said…
No wonda so this is true
Paddy said…
No wonder what...did you catch your sister?
Anonymous said…
False.u can neva tell by just lukin @d person
Anonymous said…
All Ω̴̴̩̩̩̥̩̩̥a wash naw...
i ChoPtas Not said…
So what? Please, Operation mind your business........... Though its obviously fake, very very fake..........the writer should invest on something better....@i_ChoPtas_Not
Anonymous said…
Very true
Anonymous said…
This article as far as I'm concerned is true to the last.
Unknown said…
Use to notice dt in sum gurls lol...its 2ru sex z highly recommended in sum stage.it helps to reduce micro trauma ....wen eva I hv sex am always in ma hapi mood,no delusion .sum tyms wen ma gf ask 4 little I give ha more#winks
Anonymous said…
Tega wen was d last time u had sex.know dt ur gf wil b enjoyin
Unknown said…
well i tink it works for white....buh i really doubt if it works for girls here in Nigeria,u myt not b able to even tel if a naija gal jst had sex,coz Nigerians reali knw how to hide their emotions
Unknown said…
Hmmm...**useful info**
SAGACIOUS said…
Its not true coz we athletes tend to loose it all buh are still virgins coz if u c one u will tink dat she has been having sex 4 a very long tym u don't judge people wit wot worked on anoda person it doesn't work lyk dat plz dat pesin should research well b4 writting such post.Love u all
K-SLIM said…
Sagacious this one your strongly opposing this article,are you sure you dont exhibit some of the traits listed above??? (LOL) anyway like miracle said,nigerian ladies can hide their emotions to the last so even if their is an atom of truth in this article,one can neve use it on an African lady talk more of a Nigerian sexy mama (LOL) SO in my own opinion,there are more than just too many tins to look at oda dan the ones listed above to determine if a lady just had sex or not.
Anonymous said…
Chinanu Ejiofor wetin u dey do her...I go tell ur mama @chuk daniel
Anonymous said…
Students don corupt finish ooo and mr. Best dey help corrupt una more self shm

KONJI MASTER said...
Anonymous said…
Hehehey! Nw I go knw weneva Nkechi do am with Paulinus.
merit said…
Hmmmmmm nice one
Paddy said…
Onye ara
Anonymous said…
Modafuckers

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