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ASUU Executives Were Called For a Meeting In The UK... So They All Met At The Murtala Muhammad International Airport In Lagos... While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That the Plane Was Built By A Group Of Students From Nigeria's Universities And The Plane Was On Its First Experimental Trip... Kai! They All Ran Out Of The Plane, Except One Person and When He Was Asked His Reason For Remaining,He Said "If It Is Made By Our Nigerian Students, It Will Not Even Start! Don't laugh alone click the SHARE button.

Nursing Midwifery in NAUB (BENIN REPUBLIC). See more photos after the cut...

1. JANUARY- are you in a happy relationship ? 2. FEBRUARY - what is your nick name? 3. MARCH- how many ex's do u have ? 4. APRIL - do you love music? 5. MAY- can you sing? 6. JUNE- where do you see urself in 5yrs time ? 7. JULY- have you ever been cheated on ? 8. AUGUST - are you single or taken? 9. SEPTEMBER - have you ever lied to your parents and what was the reason? 10. OCTOBER- do you see yourself getting married to your current partner ? 11. NOVEMBER - what is your favourite soccer team? 12. DECEMBER- do you still love your ex? Mine is: No I cant sing Comment fast. Don't spoil the fun.

I coulnd't wait to post this. I needed to show some peeps *winks* what humility means. lolz. Don't mind me. Tu baba posted this picture of himself chilling out with satchet water and taged it 'After a hard day's run, I cool off with some 'pure' water...'- 2face

The Federal Government has accused the Academic Staff Union of Nigerian Universities (ASUU) of being economical with the truth on lecturers prolonged industrial action in the universities. The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Youth and Students Matters, Com. Jude Imagwe, stated that the claim by the union that its action was to restore infrastructural decay in universities was nothing but a lie, noting that ASUU was fighting for allowances.

'We never know how this closeness has started. We will never know how it would end. But whatever happens, when our closeness is gone. Chisom, I will never forget how you made me smile once in a while' - Eze Chukwuebuka

Richard Ajumogo aka chocho, banking & finance 200L course representative of Anambra State University survived a fatal auto crash that claimed lives at Abuja. along Kubwa Satellite town. He is now in an undisclosed hospital reaceiving treatment. Please he needs our prayers!

GMA readers: Do you rather be wealthy and unknown OR famous and broke? Choose wisely!!

Lagos State Governor Babatunde Fashola yesterday  Thursday  Sept. 26th apologized to the Igbos over the deportation of destitute from the state to Anambra State a few months back. Governor Fashola tendered his apology at a ceremony to mark the Silver Jubilee anniversary of Aka Ikenga, an Igbo social-cultural group in Lagos. He said:

Hello, welcome to this weeks edition of L.R.M! Today I have a message from a proud gay G.M.A reader. Amazing right? Calm down and read, lets try to understand him. Your advice would be appreciated. *Unedited text I'm Ifeanyi Ekemezie by name. I dont know if you gonna post this, because I'm a gay man but I reside in the US anyway, and I follow ur posts. I broke up with the guy I was with for 4 years in February. I was not a good person during most of the relationship, i cheated, I took advantage, i used, i was angry. He was very sensible and calm, caring, I thought he deserved someone who wasn’t me due to, I don’t know, bottled up anger and self loathing I guess. It finally came to the crunch in February, now he’s met somebody more fun, more outgoing, more social, happier, and I’m being pointed and laughed at for my past, crazy behaviour. I’m trying to come to terms with the pain, I was genuinely loved but I pushed it away. Now i want him to comfort me as he did for a long ti...

A video believed to have been released by the wanted leader of the Jama’atu Ahlis Sunnah Lidda’awati Wal Jihad, also known as Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau, surfaced in Maiduguri on Wednesday.

D1 makes a list of the stuff he is missing as a result of ASUU strike. hehehehehe very funny. He insinuates that he is having an affair with Madam Leave (Mini Market food seller), hmmm...I hope I got him right. Read and tell me what you think; do you think he meant ' missing ' azin 'missing' via love tinz....?

All ANAMBRA STATE UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY Students Union Government Executives Uli/Igbariam are advised to send in their details such as: Names, Pictures (Cooperate Dress Code), Position in office, accompanied with a brief introduction. This must get to gistmeansu@gmail.com before Wednesday 2nd October, 2013. The information provided would be used for S.U.G portal. Signed Onwa Casmir S.U.G President

Okay naa, you can imagine. Despite the heavy presence of security men at the premises of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) following the students' plan to protest the lingering industrial action embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), Tuesday, the students have insisted that they will proceed with their demonstration regardless of the development.

Report says lodges at Uli Campus; Anambra State University where also burgled. Some of the lodges are St. Mathias, Solid Villa, Easylander e.t.c. Expect Pictures as soon as we get them. Chinelo Udeolisa Reporting

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Some Girls don't even know how to chat or interact. They will be the first to inbox you and they will make the conversation boring. Sandra:Hi. Kingsley : Sup?. Sandra : Gud (They won't even ask you ''how about you?'')  Kingsley : That's nice. Sandra : k. 2 days Later...

Information reaching us at GistMeANSU reveals that the University of Nigeria Nsukka will no longer re-open for the 2013/2014 academic session come September 26, 2013. The university of Nigeria, due to the ongoing nation-wide ASUU strike has decided to join their colleagues in other varsities! In a press release by the school registrar, Prof. A.I Okonta, he said: "This is to inform the public, particularly students, parents and Guardians that the re-opening of the university scheduled for Thursday September 26th has been postponed due to current industrial action by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU). A new date for the re-opening of the university will be announced later." Students please take note and share this!!!

Please try not to cry too much if you find out your room was also burgled. Residents of Mary Land Lodge at Umudioka and a few minor lodges sorrounding it should please take heart. These are some picture I received on the buglary of some lodges. E.G Christ the King Lodge, Beverly Hills, Mary Land (Don Carter was a victim), Christ Embassy (Where the popular dancer Lydian was a major victim), 2go Lodge *and environs*, some bungalow lodges near Igbariam junction were also burgled among others. More pictures after the cut... DO NOT FORGET TO SHARE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

Please vote our own Blessing Okpara from Accountancy Department for 'Miss Style Queen Nigeria'. She is representing Ogun State happily. lolz  Please just peep in and vote. It costs nothing. Biko please please please. Voting ends TONIGHT. Click HERE to Vote.

You know it is my job to expose all the 'exposables'...lol A reader sent me this info and I could not hold back my laughter. Anyways, these faces are familiar. The lady is Ifeayoluchukwu Nnemelu the 2nd Runner Up 'Miss Mass Communication Beauty Pageantry' and the short black dude is P1 the ladies man. Just a few days ago the dude proposed to Ify through a SONG . *funny right??. Guess what? The babe said a blunt NO to his creative proposal. According to what I heard, she said she has a guy she is dating already off the campus walls. heheheheheh. I cannot imagine the condition of this poor lover boy. It really feels bad to be rejected. lolz. Ify biko change your mind biko nu. Click HERE to download the song. Try not to laugh. More songs from Pone featuring Terry the Rap-Man and Solid Star Click HERE and HERE

Name: Igwe Ifeanyi Elvis Department: accountancy/100L Home town : Uli Ihiala L.G.A Anambra state Hobbies: reading,charting,traveling,football. Phone number: 08069707564 Favorite: Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. 2nd Runner-up Mr. ACCOUNTANCY!

A business administration student of ANSU well known as Dj levels...He is an expert in photo design of any sort...animations,pix quotes,cartoons,complimentary cards,logos,posters,album arts...the list goes on. PING on 2901A480 or call 08165171629. You can click  HERE to see more of his mind-blowing works. Make you self confirm the G! Some of his works are after the cut....

Okay! See this couple and tell us what you think of them. Just two years after loosing his wife of 40 years, Eudora, to cancer, 72 year old billionaire businessman and chairman of Champion newspaper, Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu has given marriage a second shot. Chief Iwuanyanwu married 26 year old Frances Chinonyerem Enwerem (pictured above with him), the daughter of one of his late wife's close friends, on Saturday September 14th (traditional wedding) and this past Saturday September 21st (white wedding) in Owerri, Imo State.

*Singing* Aint no party like a Lagos party, and when they party they send no body, throw ya hands up,drinks in the air.Lol! Am not surprised because when it comes to Owambe/party lagos got it all? Lagos state governor, Babatunde Raji Fashola, this weekend revealed that more than N36 billion is spent by Lagosians annually to organise parties. The governor said this at the 4th edition of the Lagos Ignite Enterprise and Employability project, a joint youth empowerment programme between the government and the Afterschool Graduate Development Centre, AGDC.

Kenyan special forces were today locked in a fight to the death with Islamic terrorists who have been barricaded inside a Nairobi mall with up to 40 hostages since Saturday. Witnesses described hearing four large explosions at the Westgate Shopping Centre followed by fierce gun fire after the military tried to break the three day siege by gaining access from the roof. 

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has blamed the rot in the Nigerian education on the Executive Secretary of the National University Commission, Julius Okojie, saying his failure to insist on quality is affected the system.

I came across this Article and feel in love with it,so i decided to put it up for my readers. Its for the ladies. So, Ladies!!!!, Being a lady is no easy job. Especially when everyone around you seems to be one and effortlessly too. So i did a little research and found some tips. Most of which i already have; *round of applause for me here* , and a few well, let's just say, i wish i had known earlier. i hope you’d find this tips as helpful as i have.

Once upon a time, a beautiful girl named belle, on a quest to save her father, met and fell in love with a beast who was actually a prince. He fell in love with her, released her father, and fought for her love. He regained his natural form as a prince and they lived happily ever after. Fairy tale. Or like we Nigerians will say, story. We were never told how she would cope with his volatile temper, which was what landed him in trouble in the first place. I know what they say about love, that love will probably cope in any crazy situation, but like Mr Bean will say; 'baloney'. Love isn't just enough most times. Not when you are dating or married to a beast.

This attack is currently the most deadliest attack in kenya after the 1998 bombing on the U.S embassy. information reaching us also confirmed that Ghanaian poet and diplomat  Kofi Awoonor , (pictured left) was among the 59 killed during the attack on Westgate Mall in Kenya yesterday. He was in Nairobi as a participant in the Storymoja Hay Festival, a 4-day celebration of writing, thinking and storytelling. The Ghanaian govt confirmed his death early Sunday morning. He was 78 years old. His son was also shot, but was not killed. Also the president's nephew, Mbugua and his fiance Wahito (both pictured right) were killed in the attack yesterday. Over 1,000 people have so far been evacuated from the mall, but an unknown number of hostages are still trapped inside with the terrorists believed to be about 15. Kenyan security forces have been locked in a standoff with gunmen since yesterday. Gun shots have been heard all morning in the area. Heavily armed Islamic extremist...

Nigerian midfielder John Mikel Obi scored his first Premier League goal today as his club Chelsea beat Fulham 2-0 at Stamford Bridge. His first goal in 7 years and 185 premier league games. Fantastic!

Here is a brand new song by Honey plu, titled "Logomba". He is signed to Massive crew inc. Download and enjoy  Here

Desperate to halt a probe into his finances, governor James Ibori tried to bribe former anti-corruption boss Nuhu Ribadu in 2007 with $15 million in cash in a bag so heavy one man alone could not lift it, Ribadu told a London court on Thursday. Ribadu said he pretended to take the bribe because he wanted the cash as evidence to use against Ibori in a prosecution, but rather than keep the money for himself he had it taken straight to the Central Bank of Nigeria to be kept safe in a vault. Continue..

Good day our dear readers, i believe we are all having a wonderful day. I decided to take my time to pin point one or two things here which On a normal note,am not supposed to be doing, but something inside me tells me to go along and address this issue. First of all i would like to thank our dear readers for making us their number one blog in the whole south eastern universities, if not for your comments and encouragements we wont be moved to do more. May the good lord bless you all. I believe that 80% of our readers here are students, therefore our intelligent quotient is supposed to be high and upgraded."I would like to tell a little story before i cut in".

For our Ladies!! Telling if a guy is actually into you is much easier than most women think. Often time’s women let their own personal feelings get in the way of their thinking and later realize that they have been wasting time with a guy that doesn’t actually like them. So, before you take things further, this article is here to show you 10 ways in which you can tell if a guy is really into you or not. The first 5 will show you if he is attracted to you while the next 5 go so far as proving if he is in love with you or not. Even if he’s playing hard to get, these are things that he can’t always control and will help your reveal the truth about his feelings.

As the world observed the 2013 Global Female cóndom Day, the Female cóndom is yet to find its place in the hearts of many Nigerian women. Statistics show that less than two percent of Nigerian women are using cóndoms.

Happy birthday to one of Africa's biggest export in music . "Tuface Idibia". We wish you long life and prosperity.

According to Beatfm OAP Gbemi Olateru Olagbegi, The National Broadcasting Commission (NBC) has instructed them not to play two songs - Wizkid ft Maleek Berry - The Matter and Phyno - 'Man of the Year. I see nothing wrong with this two songs oo!!,

Through out my whole life of viewing leadership, there is only one perfect name that keeps coming to my mind: Senator, Dr Chris Nwabueze Ngige,OON, (Onwa). What am about to skim over is not just to throw goodness at a man who hate waste,whether of materials, money or time but to put his work in proper perspective and expatiate more of this worthy leader. Dr Chris Ngige is one of the most popular and highly respected politician in Anambra state.

  You know what baffles me the most is when ever we think that a Nigerian university should be listed amongst the best/influential in the world. Recently the annual Global Universities' ranking by  Quacquarell Symonds  (QS), was released recently and no Nigerian university made the top 1, 000 most influential schools in the world. Seven universities in South Africa and six in Egypt were among the top 700. Sad for us. Check on it  HERE

 Mr. Best Speaks: "Having made it to the list of 'Top 10 Ansu's Most Influencial Students' compiled by AnsuENCORE, I feel honored but at the same time something in me tells me that the list is not just it. While I enjoy the priviledge of being short listed, let me quickly bring to your notice my opinion of the list. I see the list as being poised by the shortlisted members (I'm not excluded) as I see the profiles so scanty and non-motivational. Who are those on the list? Are they the so called successful members of 'ANSU ENTERTAINMENT'? Is that a list of noise makers? How much do we have in our accounts? What and what have we achieved? What are our establishments, to warrant being labeled INFLUENCIAL? That word is broader than we expect. I have nothing whatsoever against the members of the list nor Ansu ENCORE but I just think a list as delicate as that calls for accuracy and presentation of hard facts. Daalu nu." If you want to see the list ch...

According to the P.R.O Uli campus Odogwu Zimuzor , Azubuike gave up the ghost on sunday as a result of a severe electric shock. Efforts to help him survive were to no avail. Bright is an ELECT-ELECT ENGINEERING student of Anambra State University, 300Level. May his soul rest in peace. 

  As school take tire me,na so e take tire dis young Lad. Undoubtedly many of us feel this way. Will and Jada Smith's actor son Jaden Smith shared his thoughts on school on his Twitter page a few days ago... Its funny that a15 year old feels this way about school. See more tweets after the cut...

Juliet Amarachi Gbajie is from Anambra state and one of the contestants for Queen Aso rock 2013. Please she needs our votes and support. How to vote: simply click on the link below and like her picture via facebook,the amount of likes she gets determines her faith.   Click here to like    Thank you for liking.

       Some medical students of the University of Lagos have discovered their hidden potentials which is dancing. As they create their own 'skelewu' video. I saw the video and could not stop laughing. Enjoy.  View here:                                                                           UNILAG G.M.A correspondent: Ogamba Chibuzor.

       You all know that i like inpiring youths, so here it is, read,get inspired and check if your papa dey here *smiles*. Forbes has ranked the richest people in Nigeria, with the top 21 in view. Forbes looked at the value  of their shares held in quoted companies, the size and market share of their companies, the number of companies they own and its assumed value, the market value of their company’s brand and the impact of their companies on the Nigerian economy. See full list 1. Alhaji Aliko Dangote – founder of Dangote Group, Richest man in Africa and Richest black man in the world 2. Mike Adenuga – Conoil, Equatorial Trust Bank, Globacom 3. Femi Otedola – ZENON Oil and Gas 4. Orji Uzor Kalu – Slok Group 5. Cosmos Maduka – Coscharis Group 6. Jimoh Ibrahim – Nicon Insurance, Global Flee 7. Jim Ovia – Zenith Bank, Visafone 8. Pascal Dozie – MTN Nigeria, Diamond Bank 9. Oba Otudeko – Honeywell Group Nigeria 10. Alhaji Sayyu Dantata – MRS Group 11. Umaru Abdul ...

*Unedited text Hi Nelly, good evening...am anonymous, I have a problem with the issue of masturbation, I have been doing this since I was 17 and now I'm 24 and I am still doing it. I have tried to stop it but I cant and its really irritating, Please how can I stop this as soon as possible? Nelly's advice: I think your problem is that of not keeping the promise you have made to yourself. Though habits are easy to start but very difficult to end, and so PRAYERS and strong decision making has a big role to play in this your case. Let see what my friends have to say..... Please lets us advice him. If you are finding it difficult to comment with your name or nickname, then use Anonymous. Your comments would be published in 'Nelly's Corner' in G.M.A magazine. *Send us your relationship problems: uli.gistmeansu@gmail.com Your identity and email address is secret. BBM PIN: 286FD6D1

ANSU Igbariam Top Hits Oyi na atu na awka- Mr- Flexy Ebube Ogwu (Anam agba ogwu) - Mr. Best ft.Chapter 5 My School is cool- Embom-z Love Letter- Denze City When I'm on the stage - Stormz Kwuruoto ka amu (Stay Sharp) - Don Carter Most Requested Hits (Downloaded) on Gist Me ANSU Forgive- Denze *1004 Downloads Tribute Song to Tessy (MassCom) - Eblaze *703 Downloads When I'm on the stage- Stormz - *539 Downloads Kwuruoto ka amu (Stay Sharp)- Don Carter *312 Downloads ANSU's most featured artist Denze city ANSU (Igbariam) most successful Music groups Chapter 5 NOTE: This list was compiled bases on our statistics ranging from 'google blogger overview' and students opinion. 

This issue of unemployment is gradually eating deep into our dear nation. Nigeria is an oil rich country but 70% of its youths are jobless. This lawyer(ozekhome)  was abducted  last month by young energised unemployed youths. Continue......

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