*Shocking* 'I miss Madam Leave!' -D1

D1 makes a list of the stuff he is missing as a result of ASUU strike. hehehehehe very funny. He insinuates that he is having an affair with Madam Leave (Mini Market food seller), hmmm...I hope I got him right. Read and tell me what you think; do you think he meant 'missing' azin 'missing' via love tinz....?

Chai,this strike don do me many things..in fact if I am a girl dis asuu don do me without C**d*m….as in,for instance,for example,I mean,in fact,like seriously this strike has dealt with me PERSONALLY!!!.

I remember ANSU my school..am missing a lot oo…in d morning u see bigger boys on starch shirts..I miss staring down from law faculty to see girls forming modelling picture @ picture stand via chimaco and one luv

-I miss security men seizing both bike-men and their bike men that stopped @ school gate(ƪ☺ƪ)

-I miss Zinc hall(the centre of “heat” or sweat)

-I miss eating beans

*-I miss Madam Leave, ..

-chai wat about green canteen where u see fine fine chicks looking 4 a boy to be dia maga..

-what of students carrying extension just to charge their phone,rechargeable and (not forgetting)their EXTRA BATTERY(s)

-chai I miss boring lectures…

-I miss wearing white and black with Tie every day rushing to Nwabachili’s lectures…

-I miss how the dean of law faculty(Ekwenze) looks for a law student to send on 2weeks suspension(when he looses a court case)

-I miss staff canteen where real men hangout…

-what of dirty school bus staining my white shirt on my way to school in the morning.

-how about standing on the queue to collect only 1k from ATM wishing that if the ATM can vomit N200 I’ll still collect

-I miss shows…I miss being on stage @ school and its environments,I also miss calling phyno or slow dogg on phone just to book them for our SUG night concert.

I miss anticult staffs calling me on phone just to know weda na udo adikwa..

- chai I miss Lachez,stuckII,ironpant,nwanyimako,elysee…

-I even miss exams though me don 4get all my subjects..but I thank God that I still remember my reg no is 070123456789.

- Hmm,I MISS ANSU but most importantly I miss the awesome and beautiful students of Ansu who are the undilluted definition,archetype,model,essence and quintessence of the ‘I CAN’ spirit even in the midst of underdevelopement and mismanagement, I still love my school and am a proud EAGLE!!!

*This is Unedited* Posted by D1 on facebook.