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I love this writer, and so I don't fail to read his status update on facebook regularly. Though sometimes, I disagree with some of them. But he is entitled to his opinions. This is one of his numerous splendid status update which got me meditating. It is addressed to young people. You and I. So read and tell me what you think. Dear Young People, in my short journey in life, I have come to the conclusion that you SHOULD not always listen to what OLDER people tell you it's right, because most of them couldn't fix their own lives and haven't figured ways to fix them. So, this is what they do to you; they try to talk you into doing things the way they want to see it. They will tell you, 'Go to university and when you graduate, we will fix you up.' You obey and then go and spend 4 years somewhere and graduating, they have just died. You look around, perplexed and hopeless. Some of them also might be helpless and sick when you finish. You will spend the rest of lif...

Hi pals, You guys are sweet. I got your well wishes, as a matter of fact, it aided my fast recovery. Mum is super cool too. Its well. I must confess that you guys contribution to last weeks love issue was superb. You deserve a big thumbs up! Love you guys *winks* Now lets treat today's problem. *Unedited message* Nelly, I have been in multiple relationships that turned out I was in love with girls who didn't love me in the same way. Most recently I had a wonderful friendship with a 100 level babe who is 19; we played together, and spent a lot of our free time together. After 2 months of this I expressed my feelings for her for which I received the usual reply "I only love you as a friend." Honestly, I've heard that line so many times I once considered becoming a reverend father.

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The Kano State Government has said that the recent batch of 300 medical students proceeding on foreign scholarship would cost the state N2.7 billion.  At a send-off ceremony organised for the students at the Government House in Kano, Governor Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso said his administration was able to embark on the initiative through aggressive internal revenuegeneration and prudent management of resources.

Earlier yesterday, the news in circulation was that Correct has joined his ancestors. Well, Correct has responded to that life threatening   rumor. I'm sure you know that the dead don't speak.  Correct updated his BBM yesterday and debunked the rumor. See photo after the cut.

One of ANSU's finest D.J and a member of Cuteboiz enta10ment is at it again with his club banger online mixtape. You don't need to be told that it is 'Dance Hour'. Download it  HERE

The GMA love columnist, Udeolosa Chinelo was reportedly involved in an accident this morning. According to reports reaching GMA, Nelly's mum was also involved too. She and her mum are fast recovering by the grace of God. Please keep praying for them.

Senior lawyer and political activist, Femi Falana (SAN), yesterday sent a petition to the Inspector General of Police demanding a detailed investigation of the letter purportedly sent to the Taraba State House of Assembly by Governor Danbaba Suntai yesterday indicating he is ready to resume office. Governor Suntai returned to Nigeria on Sunday after 10 months away receiving treatment and rehabilitation for serious brain injuries he received when an aircraft he was piloting crashed in October 2012.  Reports say he appeared bewildered and uncoordinated as he arrived, needing help and not speaking.  

OJB left Nigeria for India last Friday August 23rd for his kidney transplant. Treatment has already begun, please keep praying for him, its very important.

As the tenure of the incumbent governor of Anambra State Mr. Peter Obi ends in 2014.The state progresses for November 16 gubernatorial elections. Who will win the governorship race? There are 41 aspirants for Anambra State most exulted position, new entrants and returnees are in the race. Campaigns have been flagged off, cars decorated, campaign offices and posters almost everywhere, and the reason for this visibility has been attributed to the fact that these contenders are required to ensure wider reach to the Anambra people ahead of the party primaries. However there are expectations by the people of Anambra State, especially the state owned university that the incoming governor will above all demands by students enhance infrastructural developments and reduce the present school fees to the nearest minimum.                     Here are the top ten contenders for the government ho...

Presidential Villa, Clap for Jesus, amongst others, were reportedly burgled two nights ago. The thieves went home with so many valuables from the lodges/rooms they attacked. These are some of the pictures sent to Gist Me Ansu this morning. See more pictures after the cut.

Gist Me Ansu has received several emails concerning burglary that took place at Presidential Villa at Otoko recently. Details are still sketchy for now. We sympathise with the victims.  

Any time, any day, Beverly Osu has my vote for BBA. Why do we despise her for being herself? She is real. I'm not a fan of BBA and had only seen it on TV once in my entire life, and that was on Thursday when they read their speeches. As she read hers, I saw a picture of a girls who had sworn to write her name on the walls in the heart of entire world. She was unique. It was only until then that I knew a guy was named Melvin and that he is a Nigerian. On my blog, posts on Beverly has the highest view of all times. Have you asked your self why? DStv would gain a lot if Beverly finally wins. Trust me, many will want to pay for a show just to meet with Beverly. Because she is capable of kissing all the guys present. To be honest, If I have a daughter like Beverly tomorrow or a son like Chally Boy, I would encourage them. The world does not care about YOU and ME. The world needs those that behave differently. I pay N106,000 in school fees, yet Naija does not care! We h...

Compliments of the new month and season! It's time for my own game: Give a word that ends in "-tion". Last person wins. Pls, don't repeat!

The Federal Government is not just serious. For crying out loud, what do they take us for? The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, yesterday came to the conclusion that the government was not ready to end the 8-week-old strike, after both parties failed to reach an agreement in ten meetings, lamenting that government displayed dishonesty and lack of integrity during negotiations. ASUU’s President, Dr. Isa Faggae, who spoke at a briefing in Lagos claimed that government had declared it would not implement the agreed injection of funds to revitalise the public universities, but was only making a dubious statement of supporting some universities with N100 billion.

C. Mac Don   Clinton Waks Come on guys and ladies, who do you think rocks?

DEAR LADIES If you are tired of those guys who keep on' inboxing' you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them off: 1.QUESTION:"Hey beautiful damsel, what are you busy with?" ANSWER:"looking for my engagement ring, lost it" 2. QUESTION: "Hey girl, can we meet?" ANSWER:"Nope I'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage" 3. QUESTION: "Can i know more about you?" ANSWER: "Sure, I LOVE MONEY, please send me #1500 Recharge card" 4. QUESTION: "Do you have a Boy Friend?" ANSWER: "Yes, we have two kids & he's a soldier" Ladies agreed?? heheheheheheheheheh. What do you think? Do you think its cool?

*Unedited message* Hi Nellly,I am in 300l. I met this guy in my year one. We dated throughout the first semester before we decided to live together as roommates, so we found a lodge and packed in. Then in 1 st semester 200L we broke up but we are still staying together as roommates. After our breakup, we stopped being intimate. What hurt me the most is that he trusts me so much and is so free with me that he tells me about his new girlfriends and sometimes invite them to visit. So in a bid to feel happy, I cook up my own dating stories too. The truth is that I still love him so much but he seems to have moved on. Many people think we are dating but we are no longer dating. He no longer torches me too. Please what should I do?

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 Anyone surprised he's gay? Wentworth, who played the lead character Michael Scofield in Prison Break came out as a gay man yesterday August 21 via an open letter to the Saint Petersburg Film Festival, rejecting an invitation to attend a premiere there because of Russia's recently-passed anti-gay laws. The  41-year-old actor wrote: Thank you for your kind invitation. As someone who has enjoyed visiting Russia in the past and can also claim a degree of Russian ancestry, it would make me happy to say yes. However, as a gay man, I must decline. I am deeply troubled by the current attitude toward and treatment of gay men and women by the Russian government. The situation is in no way acceptable, and I cannot in good conscience participate in a celebratory occasion hosted by a country where people like myself are being systematically denied their basic right to live and love openly. Perhaps, when and if circumstances improve, I'll be free to make a different choice. U...

Isn't she beautiful? As for me, I find her beauty amazing. She happens to be the current Miss. Mas-communications Anambra State University. Sponsored by friends  *Please remember to join Chinelo Udeolisa here every Friday for 'Love and Matters of the Heart. Your comments are really needed*

Spacious Rooms Standby 60kva Generator Wireless Internet Cable T.V Sit Out (For birthdays and ceremonies pf lodge members only) Transformer ... Constant water supply Personal Generators allowed Day and Night armed Security men *Remember; it is the only lodge at Otoko that has access to NEPA due to its private transformer.* More details and pic after the cut.

Spice up your occasion by inviting this heavenly crew! Throne of Grace is a gospel crew  mainly known in the eastern part of Nigeria but have also gone beyond. They also undertake standard video coverage, G.J, MC, live band in weddings, burials, convocations, seminars, birthday parties in fact, be it any occasion! You can reach them on any of the following numbers: 07064924911,08172558013,08069152105,08064443156. *Please remember to join Chinelo Udeolisa here every Friday for 'Love and Matters of the Heart. Your comments are really needed*

Five of Angela's friends have decided to take her by suprise by wishing her a happy Birthady in this special way. lolz And the funny thing is that they decided to remain anonymous. I am sure she would be very happy if she eventually finds out.  Happy Birthday Angela Adaobi a.k.a. Spiffy from the Account Education Department. *Please remember to join Chinelo Udeolisa here every Friday for 'Love and Matters of the Heart. Your comments are really needed*

The courtesy visit to the Commissioner of Transport Anambra State, Hon.Ohamobi Collins who Advised students to avoid being used as political thugs during the forthcoming gubernatorial election. I found this funny though 'He asked Igbo speaking student to support the Igbo party. LOLZZZZ! Which wan come be 'Igbo party' biko nu? A recognition was presented to him by  our own The Boy is Good from political science department who is currently the National President of Pol. Sci. Students in the whole South East. What should we say to him? 'Ride on' abi? *Please remember to join Chinelo Udeolisa here every Friday for 'Love and Matters of the Heart. Your comments are really needed*

    Don Jazzy and D'Prince's mum was photographed last week Friday at Kevin Lucciano-Gabriel's wedding in the UK. According to  Maestromedia   who took the photos, Don Jazzy's mum flew in from her base in Dublin, Ireland to attend the wedding. Blood is thicker than water "same nose".Lol!  

According to media reports, the first lady shunned the deputy Governor of Rivers State who came with other government officials to receive her at the airport in Rivers state on Sunday as she arrived in the state for a private visit to make arrangements for her late mum's burial. In a statement released yesterday, Mrs Jonathan explained that the reason she shunned the deputy governor and other state officials was because the governor of Rivers state, his wife and other top officials of the state didn't pay her a condolence visit when she lost her foster mother. Read the statement below... The attention of the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, has been drawn to reports carried in some sections of the media alleging that top officials of the Rivers government, including the Deputy Governor Tele Ikuru who came to receive the First Lady, were shielded from Dame Jonathan on her arrival at Port Harcourt International Airport on Sunday, (18/08/2013). Some of the media reports wen...

Former World Bank Vice-President, Africa Region, Mrs. Obiageli Ezekwesili, yesterday described the National Assembly as a drain pipe on the nation’s economy, disclosing that Nigeria had spent over N1trn between 2005 and last year mainly on salaries and allowances for legislators. She said that global research statistics, which was recently published by The Economist of London, showed that Nigerian lawmakers’ were the highest paid in the world.

  Dey don port ooo, I cant wait to port my own. Congrats to them.

For correcting his English on a photo on his Instagram page, Wizkid told a fan that 'broke people always think they have an opinion'. His fans took offense over his comments and took out time to slash him.

Our own M.C Okiripoto a.k.a Virgin Mouth adds one today. Let us show him some love because he deserves it.

Ifeayoluchukwu Nnemelu is a G.M.A reader. Studies Mass Communication at Anambra State University. - Easy going - Fun to be with - Creative.  Sponsored by Ify Beauty Saloon. Otoko Awkwuzu Igbariam

Hello wonderful people, My name is Udeolisa Chinelo, or you can simply call me Nelly. I would be taking you guys on this column; 'Love and Matters of the Heart' . It is a weekly column where we discuss teenage relationship problems and try to tackle them the little way we can. This column can only be fun with your participation. Here everybody's opinion is welcomed and respected. So join me here every Friday. I promise it's gonna be fun. One love!

  Ferrett Steinmetz is tired of being told that he should point guns at his daughter’s boyfriends. There’s a piece of twaddle going around the internet called 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter, which is packed with “funny” threats like this: “Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilising some kind of ‘barrier method’ can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.” All of which boil down to the tedious, “Boys are threatening louts, sex is awful when other people do it, and my daughter is a plastic doll whose destiny I control.” Look, I love sex. It’s fun. And because I love my daughter, I want her to have all of the same delights in life that I do, and hopefully more. I don’t want to hear about the fine details because, heck, I don’t want those visuals any more than my daughter wants mine. But in the abstract, darling, go out and play. It doesn’t lessen you to give someone else ...

  For the serious minded, the statements are usually like this; 'It’s so annoying'. 'Umhmm, only God knows when we will resume now'. And for the optimist; 'ASUU strike called off...live on cartoon network'. These are just a few of the statements that have become bourgeois over the last few weeks. Apart from a fortunate minority attending private universities, the ASUU strike has sent all students home. This is very vexatious, because of our academic calendar. What I find even more annoying, is the amebo question;  'Una done come house again?'.                                         Well, for the students in their first or second year, welcome to the university system in Nigeria, where you plan 5years for a 4year course, and end up staying 6yrs, 9months.  For those of us who have been in the system, we are no strangers to strike, well, welcome once again. General...

This is for all my readers who are to write the POST UTME  today, I wish you success. I pray you join us soon! Mr. Best loves you. Daalu nu.              WWW.GISTMEANSU.COM             ANSU’s biggest Information network. ·          Do you want to be current with the happenings in ANSU? ·          Would you like to save yourself the stress of walking under the sun looking for lodges?       Then you must make visiting GISTMEANSU.COM a habit! Follow us on twitter @GistMeAnsu Like us on facebook: facebook.com/ansugist Email: gistmeansu@gmail.com BBM: 286FD6D1   Call:   08037214678 (Mr. Best) for Questions and Help  

Denrele Edun is a Nigerian TV presenter for Channel O. Denrele was also a TV presenter for Soundcity. Next week, the magazine crew of G.M.A would be visiting Derele for an interview in there upcoming magazine.