Ladies I have got what you need!

DEAR LADIES
If you are tired of those guys who keep on' inboxing' you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them off:
1.QUESTION:"Hey beautiful damsel, what are you busy with?"
ANSWER:"looking for my engagement ring, lost it"

2. QUESTION: "Hey girl, can we meet?"
ANSWER:"Nope I'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage"

3. QUESTION: "Can i know more about you?"
ANSWER: "Sure, I LOVE MONEY, please send me #1500 Recharge card"

4. QUESTION: "Do you have a Boy Friend?"
ANSWER: "Yes, we have two kids & he's a soldier"
Ladies agreed??

heheheheheheheheheh. What do you think? Do you think its cool?

Comments

Paddy said…
Best u nogo kill me
Mr. Dulocs said…
dis post na Mr. Best handwork im no pass am
Bado said…
Lwkmd
EZE CHUKWUEBUKA said…
Best y u d spoil job 4 guyz?.....na me tel u mak u no gt gal?
Unknown said…
@Eze, who tell you sae Mr Best no get girl?...
unique vivi masscomm said…
lol
Unknown said…
best this wan no just work at all........chaachaa
C.B said…
Strictly against boys
Anonymous said…
Nwoke ka ibu
drizzy_ace said…
Step up ur wooing abilities guys, that's what he is trying to say!
SpEnCeR Agric.Eco said…
Dats not bad guys cos dia r many ways to ask dem such qustns nd dy come up wit wat u wnt to hear lol
Anonymous said…
best, well done
IfunanyaJef@entre said…
Teach us wella
creamy chic said…
I am so much luvin dis
Unknown said…
Lol...am so gonna be using these answers from today
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Dulocs said…
SOME FUNNY THINGS I LEARNT BOUT
GALs
* They ll neva tell you how much they love
you, till you do.
* They can cease talking to you for not
sending 'em N100 recharge card.
* if they tell you " i love you", blv me its for
real.
* they are jealous more than guys.
* once you gat ur cash, you can have
them.
* never break their hrt, cox they won't let
go.
* they always act like they dnt care, but
they care a million times inside.
* they always take guys to be d ones
benefiting in d relationship.
* they can stay awake for hours @ nyt,
thinking bout the one they love.
* if they leave you for a good reason, they
ll never come back.
* they need yur care always.
* they love it when you wake them up wid
ur sms. Same @ nyt
* sing them a love song,no matter how bad
ur voice is, and you ll melt their heart.
* never stare @ another gal wen they r wid
you.
* they are fragile, never drop 'em hard.
Anonymous said…
Gosh! Dis is excellent@mr dulocs. Then what is the funnest thing about guys? heroine kate health education dept.
Ada said…
Lwkmd via Mr best post.. U no go kill me... Mr dulocs well done oo u ppl ar trying kudos!!
sophiakansy said…
Wow lyk dat,its indeed us @Mr dulocs. At least deres sum1 wu cn realise dat abt gals.

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