How to be a lady
Being a lady is no easy job. Especially when everyone around you seems to be one and effortlessly too. So i did a little research and found some tips. Most of which i already have; *round of applause for me here* , and a few well, let's just say, i wish i had known earlier. i hope you’d find this tips as helpful as i have.
1- Always mind your business and never gossip.
This doesn't mean you should be a snob, but the last thing you need is to be known as the lady who never minds her business. A lady who has a reputation as a gossip is ostracized by society. a lady needs society at her beck and call. Hence, gossip, asking unnecessary details, etcetera is really not the way to go. Minding your business not only keeps you out of trouble, but also earns you respect.
2- Do not sleep around.
Yes it is always fun and games till you realize your 'lady armor' has been pierced by almost all the gentlemen in your social circle. When trying to be a lady, you really should avoid sleeping around. no one wants a common article, least of all a common lady.
3- Please don't apply makeup in public.
Nothing screams tacky like applying makeup in public. its always better to excuse yourself and apply make up in a restroom or private room. this is also applicable to applying makeup at table after eating.
4- When eating in public, never chew with your mouth open
You will simply look like a ruminant animal, for example a rabbit or goat. also, do not stretch your hand across the table for things; simply ask someone to pass them. When you stretch your arms bad things happen, like knocking over a drink or plate of food.
5- ehm... if you do not know how to use cutlery properly, using only a fork to eat your main meal is allowed. You really don't have to make a fool of yourself and send food flying off your plate. Most not ladylike.
6- Study. have some basic idea about places, events, sports, even food. a lady should be able to carry out a conversation with some knowledge.
7- Picking of the nose, ears or good old scratching the hair, is just not ladylike and does not spell high society.
8- A lady is never rude or bad tempered. As annoying as people can be, a lady should ignore snide remarks as much as possible, and if she has to reply should be calm and firm in her reply.
9- Please don't swing your arms when walking. Always try to make sure they are at your sides, head held high but not too high like an ostrich, back a bit arched. And don't forget, ladies never slouch.
10- Finally, never be under dressed. Don’t be ashamed to ask around and find out what is suitable for an occasion. Pack extra shoes or clothes if you are still not sure of what to wear. Always wear nice shoes and clean, tidy and appropriate clothes. Hair and nails must always be perfect.
Armed with these tips, go out and have fun like a lady.
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