Joke of the day! by Mr. Flexy

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put
yam,rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with
tradition. A man asked why? The Edo man
smiled & said,according to our tradition,the
dead go on along journey & need all the
food items they can get".The man dropped
N100,000 inside and said,"when the food
finish, buy more". Another man dropped
N50,000 and said,"add this in case it's not
enough".Akpos smiled and brought out his
cheque book & wrote a cheque of
N200,000,dropped it in the coffin & took the
N150,000 notes as a change, then said,
"Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...It
is going to be a dangerous journey we don't
know how many robbers are out there and
afterall we are in a cashless economy na!
Travel well o!" Lol...lol...lol
{Mr Flexy}

Comments

Unknown said…
This guy na wa oooo
Unknown said…
Akpos na bad man...oooo
Unknown said…
Him brain tooo tight....and those other guys come believam sef....
Unknown said…
Can someone please tell me how a corpes go fit withdraw money from Bank?
nwankwo Henry economics said…
Mr flexy obiasoma.nice one bro..
nwankwo henry economics said…
Well we wonder if copying jokes was how,basket mouth,julius awgu nd d likes became famous,dude be creative...
nwankwo henry economics said…
we not saying you not good but sir be better
nwankwo henry economics said…
akpos jokes is an application on bbm and this paticular joke has already been used a lot of times.....
nwankwo henry economics said…
creativity @ jokes can be gotten from issues around you and your environment
nwankwo henry economics said…
but when you use jokes that are stale like this mr flexxi u are sure not on a right track
Unknown said…
@Nwankwo....then why dont you create your own jokes?
nwankwo henry economics said…
we love good jokes giseme ansu aint a wack site its classy and should be given respect with creativity too
Unknown said…
So how many jokes have you got?
nwankwo henry economics said…
i heard comedians arond nija are now harsh on copy cats on jokes oooo
nwankwo henry economics said…
the best joke is when you ignore a bull dog barking and go into the house to steal with out the dog hurting you.........
nwankwo henry economics said…
why do people have to always rely on jokes owned or used by others.....
nwankwo henry economics said…
do we have to always make people laugh by goin back 2 the recycle being
nwankwo Henry economics said…
Joke is joke buh try to be more creative next time.@ Mr flexy
nwankwo Henry economics said…
also if dis joke would have been a movie evrybody will leave d cinema b4 d 1st scene ends.....
nwankwo Henry economics said…
More greez to ur elbow @ flexy.cos all our famous commedians started from somewere..
nwankwo Henry economics said…
Buh flexy nwanne don't allow all dis our comments here to pull ur back to d ground oooo..
nwankwo Henry economics said…
Am rilli havin a nice time here 2day with dis ur joke.
nwankwo Henry economics said…
All thanks to you best okereke for dis post !!!!...(ebube ogwu).
nwankwo Henry economics said…
Buh if am akpos dats the sametin I would do tho!!!!
nwankwo Henry economics said…
Buh all d same the peolpe dere wunt be stupidly watching akpos to made away with those cash...
nwankwo Henry economics said…
Buh flexy if I may ask Whts dah tittle of dis joke???
Stevengold(C.M.S) said…
Akpos get brain no be mouth
Private User said…
Akpos is a genius when it come to money.
Unknown said…
Genius no be small ooo...
Unknown said…
Any way those people sef dae mumu no be small oo...
Unknown said…
For them to be giving foodstufs and money to the dead....
Unknown said…
its nt easy bro Nkwo..if u doubt it copy nd paste na make we see..
valentineBiG said…
Copy cat.....copy and paste....we wil appreciate it better if he try do something frm his own capability
Unknown said…
Omo baddest sharp brain nigga.....akpors no dey dull
senior man said…
I belv dat everyone of us wil do dsame tin 4 dos dat hav sense o
Unknown said…
Ya...that one dae ooo.
Demy psychology said…
hahahahahahaha, no b small ting
Unknown said…
I dae tell you...
Unknown said…
The guy dae sharp no be small ooo...
Shakira english dept said…
Nice joke @ mr fleezy
Demy psychology said…
if na me, i go wake up frm dt kind grave by force.
Demy psychology said…
nice one flexy
Unknown said…
Waking up no be small ooo...
Unknown said…
Na sharp guy him be...
beautiful said…
Wen I first saw dis joke online, I laffed for a long while.
beautiful said…
I pity d hausa man.
beautiful said…
In dis joke akpors is an igboman.
beautiful said…
He acted like every wise igboman will do.
beautiful said…
But on d oda hand he was right.
beautiful said…
How will dey want him to carry all dat load to d spirit world?
beautiful said…
Fey would hv given him a car.
beautiful said…
And mayb two security guards.
beautiful said…
To protect him and make sure his tins r not stolen.
beautiful said…
Or mayb giv him a gun for self protection.
beautiful said…
Akpors really saved d day.
beautiful said…
Infact he was d one dat liked d man d most.
beautiful said…
He jst relieve him of all his load and made tins easier for him.
beautiful said…
He don't want d man to start loookin for ppple dat will help him wi d load wen he gets dere, dey might even b stolen.
beautiful said…
All d man hv to do now is to open a bank acc as soon as he gets to d spirit world.
beautiful said…
Dis is so funny.
Kizzy Psych said…
Lolzzzz really funny ooo
Kizzy Psych said…
Akpos u too bad ooo lolzzzzzz
Kizzy Psych said…
Bt dis na long tym joke oooo
Kizzy Psych said…
anyway shaaaa tanx to mr flexy
Kizzy Psych said…
We need more jokes here ooo best
Demy psychology said…
if i hear
Demy psychology said…
mighty tings r spoken of thee, o isreal
Demy psychology said…
u rock!
Unknown said…
This is bad ooo....
Unknown said…
Any way shaaa....na cultural things thuogh...
Unknown said…
I guess it is their culture though...
Unknown said…
They will collect the money back from him for sure ooo....
Unknown said…
That one na ojoro...wae hom do them there...
Unknown said…
What a wise man
Unknown said…
This na popo ngribu...
beautiful said…
@Zodi, my bf said its not deir culture.
beautiful said…
Its just a joke.
beautiful said…
Hv seen same joke, but wit anoda tribe.
beautiful said…
I still maintain dat he would hv been given a car.
beautiful said…
Or maybe an ATm card for easy withdrawal.
beautiful said…
Well I knw dis can't happen for real.
beautiful said…
Cos dey will dig out d coffin and steal everytin in it.
beautiful said…
D man will now hv to go to d spirit world empty. Hahahaha..
beautiful said…
Mayb he might start workin on a farm. Since no funds to survive.
Unknown said…
Your imaginations plenty ooo....
Unknown said…
Come to think of it,
Unknown said…
Who asked you about your boy friend?
Unknown said…
You sef sabi answer nonsense ooo...
Unknown said…
Is it that you want me to know that you have a boy friend or what?
Unknown said…
Yes...if you have ten boy friends, how it take concern me?
beautiful said…
Well I don't wanna giv anybody fame.
beautiful said…
Like I was saying. Dey should hv also added international passport to d tins dey gave to him.
beautiful said…
If dis really happened, d mans grave will b dug out at nite.

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