Joke of the day!


Ah, my friend in Maiduguri wants to get married so he went to his prospective in-laws for the marriage list. His heartache began when he read some of the contents of the list; two dozens of IED's, 16 AK47, 32 Rounds of 16mm bullets, 28 Rounds of 22mm, 4 Rocket launchers, two dozen RPG's, 12 cylinders of uranium, 8 of plutonium (in case they decide to start there own nuclear programme), and 6 Shotguns for the lads. 

Guy do you still want to take Halima as your lawfully wedded wife to love and to cherish TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?
A member of the Boizmilitary/ chief honcho Pyramid Group.

Comments

Unknown said…
Maidugry no be small place oo...
6 June 2013 at 16:48
valentineBiG said…
Dis one be say if you buy all these one day that you go mishave they use the items against you
6 June 2013 at 16:56
valentineBiG said…
No be small thing for dat maiduguri
6 June 2013 at 16:58
Unknown said…
Marry wetin?...I go tell them say I nova receive my salary...hahahaha
6 June 2013 at 17:08
Unknown said…
Take who......woman don finish for this world...abi nafo my head dey wan tak start haram boko
6 June 2013 at 17:09
Private User said…
Instead of "Yes, I do", I say "No I don't"
6 June 2013 at 17:29
Private User said…
Abeg Halima, if you be Boko, I no be Boko and I no wan be...
6 June 2013 at 17:31
Private User said…
Na d rocket launchers and d RPGs dem go use scatter your head if you fuck up.
6 June 2013 at 17:33
chizoba Egboluche-mass comm said…
Noooooo abeg is beta am alone
6 June 2013 at 18:28
beautiful said…
Hahahahahahaha. War weapon as bride price?
6 June 2013 at 19:07
Private User said…
Which kind bride price be this?
6 June 2013 at 19:08
beautiful said…
Wat kind of a bride price is dis?
6 June 2013 at 19:12
beautiful said…
Dey even asked for uranium and plutonium. For nuclear weapon...
6 June 2013 at 19:13
beautiful said…
Maybe durin d wedding dey might start bombing demselves.
6 June 2013 at 19:14
beautiful said…
Including d Bride and groom.... See wedding!!
6 June 2013 at 19:15
beautiful said…
But com to tink of it, wat will take somone to borno state to look for a gal to marry?
6 June 2013 at 19:16
beautiful said…
Dat one no b death sentence?
6 June 2013 at 19:16
beautiful said…
U will b even lucky if dey didn't tell u to bring armod Tank, fighter jet and hand grenade..
6 June 2013 at 19:18
beautiful said…
Mayb entertainmnt for d weddin will b to shoot at will.
6 June 2013 at 19:19
beautiful said…
I go like watch dat kind wedding for television, bt won't attend.
6 June 2013 at 19:20
beautiful said…
D wedding will b lyk a war film.
6 June 2013 at 19:21
beautiful said…
Tanx Mr. Best for dis wonderfull joke. Kip it rolling.
6 June 2013 at 19:23
Angela Uzoh Philosophy said…
Guy run for ur dear lyf o.uranium,platinum and odas.i fear o
6 June 2013 at 19:38
SCOOBY said…
lol wait oh......na wetn dey go use do d weddin?
6 June 2013 at 19:51
EZE CHUKWUEBUKA said…
I d mad?...i d craze?
6 June 2013 at 19:55
Stanley Aniba=philosophy said…
Omo na runnoooo
6 June 2013 at 21:56
Stanley Aniba=philosophy said…
Chioma ajunwa shall remeneti my case bcos dis is a boko harrassment
6 June 2013 at 22:02
Stanley Aniba=philosophy said…
Abeg i no marry
6 June 2013 at 22:08
beautiful said…
Dey will share bullets to all dat will attend.
7 June 2013 at 00:49
beautiful said…
While dose at d high table will b given two AK 47 each.
7 June 2013 at 00:51
beautiful said…
Dose at d high will b given two AK47 each..
7 June 2013 at 00:52
beautiful said…
If u say u don't dey will blow u up instantly..
7 June 2013 at 00:53
beautiful said…
Instead agree wit it der, wen u leave run and hide for ur life.
7 June 2013 at 00:54
beautiful said…
We don't know if u r. Y ask urself such a question?
7 June 2013 at 00:55
beautiful said…
Hahahahah. Run for ur life..
7 June 2013 at 00:58
beautiful said…
But dis joke is so funny. I jst wrote it dwn.
7 June 2013 at 00:58
beautiful said…
Dis is beautiful signing out. Will b bak soon.
7 June 2013 at 00:59
Demy psychology said…
hahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahaahhahahaahahahahahahah cnt laugh out enough
7 June 2013 at 06:41
Demy psychology said…
if im a guy, i no go marry agen o, God forbid
7 June 2013 at 06:49
Demy psychology said…
wetin me sef for tell my parent? Say i won go marry millitant pickin?
7 June 2013 at 06:52
Demy psychology said…
no matter hw dah kind luv stong abeg i no do.
7 June 2013 at 06:56
crexyNora Law said…
dis story is 2 show d degree crime there if I were d guy I would say yes so as 2 leave there alive n afterwards run 4 my dear life
7 June 2013 at 20:18
beautiful said…
Exactly my point. I will do same tin and com out alive,
8 June 2013 at 00:29
beautiful said…
But seriously I will hv to pretend dat hv accepted. Jst to com out alive..
8 June 2013 at 00:30
beautiful said…
But after dat I will so run for my life.
8 June 2013 at 00:33
beautiful said…
To a place wer nobody will eva see me.
8 June 2013 at 00:34
beautiful said…
Who no dey fear bokoharam?
8 June 2013 at 00:34
beautiful said…
Life is always d number one priority.. No life, no marriage.
8 June 2013 at 00:35
Izuu mass com said…
Haba! Na war abi marriage? Hahahahaha
8 June 2013 at 04:04
Izuu mass com said…
Lol! Abeg help me ask o!
8 June 2013 at 04:07
Izuu mass com said…
Hey Mr best! Na who go agree to take such wife? That means u don dey sign ur death certificate na.
8 June 2013 at 04:13
Johnprecious said…
Hahaha wat type of marriage be dat
9 June 2013 at 10:43
Kizzy Psych said…
Hey lady control ur lafter meehn
11 June 2013 at 13:58
Kizzy Psych said…
Again Atall abi na dat same gal???
11 June 2013 at 13:59
Kizzy Psych said…
Im papa na militant???
11 June 2013 at 13:59
Kizzy Psych said…
Its Niger delta not maiduguri
11 June 2013 at 14:00
Kizzy Psych said…
We re not talking abt love here we are talking abt d cost of all dose goods not love anymore
11 June 2013 at 14:01
Kizzy Psych said…
LOlz oboi nawa for dat kind marriage ooo
11 June 2013 at 14:02
Kizzy Psych said…
Na oso abiola shall be my case ooo
11 June 2013 at 14:02
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